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splozojames50

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  1. What is your favorite survivor FACTOID?
  2. "education system"
  3. I love losing the restaurant money
  4. just WOW at the week 2 eps
  5. THE DEVIL'S PLAN opinion dump
  6. The biggest crossover event of ALL TIME
  7. SANDRA AND BETH
  8. LET IT BE KNOWN (tldr timberlie hacker)
  9. never forgive never forget
  10. THE JIG IS UP
  11. We are designers
  12. thank you writers strike xx
  13. Pray for that writers' strike yall
  14. episode 1 of the traitors
  15. i like your blog
  16. Now that its almost winter
  17. the traitors australia
  18. The mole has really
  19. Cancels my netflix subsciption
  20. I think I just got hit on
  21. purchased a netflix subscription
  22. survivor us is as insecure
  23. miss ian aint nothing
  24. Just as I thought Amazing Race
  25. HEATHER AND EVE HAVE BEEN TOPPED
  26. well tarcan is a lost cause
  27. I love how user Uturn
  28. this whole time with covid
  29. as a server
  30. wow at the latest survivor sa ep
  31. amazing amazing first (double) survivor sa ep
  32. Hands Heard
  33. oh my GOD
  34. I love when i get spam
  35. TAR10 for the win
  36. TASHA SUCKED IN 'BODIA
  37. just finished ep 3 of stranger things
  38. oh my god?
  39. when multiple preg ladies
  40. the age old question has been answered

Edna Ma FTW

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i am in actual awe Mar 11, 2022
imageat how HORRIBLE the cast is for the cbs challenge like for the first time ever while reading a the challenge d-day cast list i dont like a SINGLE person (i didnt watch bb23 or love island) like lol? like they really topped bb allstars 2 and/or tar allstars2 in terms of making the worst cast of an allstars reality season ever.

the fact that someone (or multiple people?) has a paid position to not only come up with but implement (and have approved) THIS cast with THIS concept just BOGGLES my mind. especially when TAR did The Challenge: CBS version with some real fanservice cast decisions SO much better not too too long ago so i am just so cuntfused and in actual awe like my jaw was on the floor reading horrible choice after horrible choice

like yea its really gonna be the soccer mom ben fans that are gonna want to watch a cbs challenge on paramount plus like BLINKS SO MUCH i am confusion
Points: 0 2 comments
theres only THREE posts Mar 9, 2022
imageafter the ep in the edgic forum after the episode today

last season really killed edgic huh
Points: 21 1 comments
The Real Housewives of The 'Rant Mar 3, 2022
imageAs the title of this blog denotes/implies/foretells, a Real Housewife of [Redacted] came into the 'rant today. Not one of the relevant ones at ALL so not that serious but that point is a bit of foreshadowing in a sense. N ty ways she orders a gin martini with a gin that we didnt have after she didnt look at the spirits list and as i was opening it up she was all like "just make it with the best of the best of gins"

okay fine i ring up a 20 dorra gin for her DIRTY martini. they order food and while they are ordering i cannot get a word in because this lady is like the motor-est of motormouths i have possibly ever come across? like i seriously think she might have been on drugs because she would just speak in minute long run-on sentences at the speed of highly edited reality tv "that girl is annoying" montages but irl. foreshadowing foreshadowing foreshadowing.

she drinks her whole martini, orders another one, they finish their first course and onto the second. the second martini arrives and she takes a sip or two before i check in on them again. "what gin did you put in this martini?" i respond with monkey 47 and shes all like "it tastes FRUITY" with a million fluff words before asking me what kind of gin it is. Naturally, i have no idea, so i go "A classic london dry gin, little hints of citrus" just to bullshit with buzzwords. to which she responds with "citrus? with olives? not a good combination"

ok fair you got me there bitch i say ill get her another with a different gin. At this point the manager informed me this whole table is comped as per the GM so everything she doesnt like is free money for me.

She starts eating her steak and the cuntplaints cuntinue. she starts to tell me how CHEWY this steak is as she asks me for paper napkins to spit out the piece that is so impossible to swallow currently in her mouth. i bring them to her and she continues going all "every bite is chewy i cant even swallow one bite!" as im TRYING to be all like "im sorry maam anything else i can bring out that you would like better" she continues to cut me off before she iconically goes "this is so CHEWY. whats the name of this place Chewy Mc' Joes???!?" in a dead serious tone. at this point she has cut me off in the middle of me trying to get her something she would like at least 2-3 times so i just apologize, remove the steak from the table and then tell my manager that exact wording to which he responds with "haha thats a good one havent heard that on before" before NOT going to talk to them whatsover lol

5 minutes later the bitch is all "what else do you have, i havent even eaten dinner!" before asking for a pasta 10 minutes after the kitchen was closed. After immedietely asking for salt and olive oil and taking one bite they asked for the check "ASAP!". i told them it was already taken care of and the tipped me fitty dorra extra.

honestly she was kinda iconic and i would 100% go through that again for fitty dorra okay 'Rant Rant wall of text that nobody will probably read OVER. #RantRant
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werk today was SO bad Feb 20, 2022
ALL of my tables were absolute hot messes however one shining moment occured when i grabbed a check with a card for a table and this gentleman goes

“you know… you really lost track of our table for a WHILE there, we had to ask someone else about our dessert!”

me, who just had to get the dessert refired because the runner dropped it on the wrong table: you know what… youre right sir absolutely sir i apologize for that sir

(which was genuine i ignored them for a bit but everything went smooth other than them having to wait a bit for like evwrything basically lol)

(the KEY is to always be as impersonal as possible while being professional to show that you care just enough but also that nothing they say will affect you)

me 30 seconds later with the check pr-oh-cesses: youre all set and by the way the gratuity is included on this one =] *insert blog pic*

then i look around and my coworker is in literal tears over a different table whew today was a mess
Points: 16 1 comments
today at the ‘rant Feb 18, 2022
i got a ticket for a table, with one note

the note read “TC”

i was a but cuntfused (foreshadowing) what it stood for so i went to my manager to ask him for this pertanent information

he starts to ramble a bit before he goes “long story short, it stands for Total Cunt =]” before telling me how this lady cursed him out over the phone because we didnt have extra space to expand her reservation last minute with a “have fun!” at the end

they ended up being only moderatly annoying the story starts and ends there
Points: 18 0 comments
being offensively boring Feb 17, 2022
imagewill ALWAYS be a reason to hate someone on reality tv whether they (are trying to) play a good game or not period (because BOTH of those aforementioned options can be done with SHOWMANSHIP)
Points: 76 1 comments
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