Well, last week it was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday, my parents forgot and so did my children. I went to work and even my coworkers didn't wish me a happy day. When I entered my office, my secretary said "Happy birthday boss!". I felt so special. She invited me to lunch and after that she invited me to her apartment. We got there and she said, "do you mind if I go to my room for one minute?", "it's okay" I replied. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake; my wife, parents, children, friends and workmates screamed SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!! while I was waiting on the sofa.... naked.
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lmao as you stand there holding a teddy bear looking so innocent
