if youre a girl ill tell you what pickup line i would use on you
if youre a guy ill give you one to use on other chicks
#ajg31397 "There's a little man in my pants and he wants to meet you." #dhucking_quacks "What time do your legs open?" #Jared242 "I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town." #owlb0ned "Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?" #somebodyawesome "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?" #bowkane "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me." #LaFierceBrittany2 "You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow." #haiiderr "What time do you get off? Can I watch?" humanmustard "What has 58 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper" rellizuraddixion "What are you doing tonight beside me?" instagram "Want to play lion? That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat! danio "Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?" diamondsarentforever "The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor." crissy15 "That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor." imprincearthur "Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit." rawr121 "So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight?" colombiano "Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips." nikki101 "Show me your pussy!" owlb0ned "Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory." bowling4fun "My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend." kmaynor2 "Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. taylorstlouis "Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!" purplecows "Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me." onemanarmy "Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't
have sex with me tonight, my dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we? amf7410 "I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?" parvatis "I've got a great big cock!" Mariahann "I've got a condom with your name on it." dabomb "t's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean." gaiaphage "I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!" mradamman12 "Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?" kida "I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?" josephinaAlexis "Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!" jennajeffery "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together." skyler1822 "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" survivornerd "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass." Austinrules6969 "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?" hugatree343 "I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart." lennon "Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty."
