This morning I was sleeping, all comfortable at the 50 Shades of Blonde Mansion when I heard this terrible outcry.
In a rush, I got out of bed and the first thing my right foot met was a brick of LEGO that stuie left there last night while he was pretending to be a great architect. I cursed the world and opened the door and I saw owee13 running down the corridor with a terrible face. “What's wrong? What's happening?”, I asked. I got no reply. I decided to follow him and see what all that noise was all about.
I went down, to the 3rd floor and I saw supergoten, Dylamo and Godrik getting dressed. I didn't even bother to ask them why they were naked in the same room, which, by the way, was smelling like hot pancakes and there were candles everywhere. My guess is that Dylamo was trying to make the others do some redneck witchcraft...but who knows?
I continued my way down. When I was about to get to the 2nd floor, the screams seemed louder and louder. “Maybe someone stole the Stars seat”, I thought. And that's when I saw Spookie running past me, with his camera, immediately followed by DropkickMurphysfan and Ireks, carrying a tripod. That was the moment when I felt something big, yet terrible, was going on... The paparazzi team was on its way!
Further down, at that small lounge where we keep our computers to access tengaged, I saw James1985, Kelerson and Piddu laying on the floor as if they were victims of some Japanese terrorist attack. In reality, as I found right away, they were just with some terrible hangover, as the smell of that cocktail that mikec51 usually prepares was present and I could see some vomit hidden under Rafey's underwear. I must say I didn't like the scenario!
On my way down I saw TaySwifCarrUnd33 and ChilltownBB7 trying to help clair2132 with some sort of strange vacuum cleaner. What for, I have no idea... But I don't think they had any idea what they were supposed to do with it either.
When I finally got to the living room, I found ShadowBaller000 sobbing like a little baby and, with his little index finger, showing me the way to the kitchen.
There I saw the horror. Holding hands and walking in circles, with tears down their faces, were seana86 and JMLeahy. They looked really sad and I had to ask what was happening and why was I the last to know. That's when I saw her.
Curled on the floor, behind the kitchen table was clueliz. Her make up was already down her neck, washed down by countless tears. She looked up and said “Dex, we have a problem... we can't be blonde anymore!” and while saying that, she opened her left hand and I saw it: scanty and apparently inoffensive, but horrible. Fragile, but holding great power: a gray hair.
“I found this this morning... I'm no longer 100% blonde...we can't be Blonde.”
"I went down, to the 3rd flood and I saw supergoten, Dylamo and Godrik getting dressed. I didn't even bother to ask them why they were naked in the same room, which, by the way, was smelling like hot pancakes and there were candles everywhere. My guess is that Dylamo was trying to make the others do some redneck witchcraft...but who knows?" Thats my favorite part :D
This morning I was sleeping, all comfortable at the 50 Shades of Blonde Mansion when I heard this terrible outcry.