I couldn't believe my eyes. All that drama because of a gray hair. But maybe they were all right and my brain wasn't able to process all the information.
“Maybe we can do something about it, clueliz... I am sure we can find a solution”, i said. seana86 came near me and hugged me, showing her deepest gratitude for trying to calm our president.
I grabbed the terrible hair, feeling it was the sum of all fears - something like one of those songs by Justin Bieber or Nicki Minaj that Dylamo loves – and went to the lab. I had to analyze that thing. I had to understand! ShadowBaller000 didn't want me to touch it, just in case it would be contagious. I had to assure him that it was not...
In the lab, I could see it was just a normal hair: crafted with wisdom and sub-pixel precision. That was not a amateur's job!
I ran to call all the others and asked them to meet at the Key-Hogging Room. We needed a meeting to solve that crisis. “I have a shop to run, I don't have time now!”, said James1985. That would be fine...we could go on without him.
“We sure have a problem, guys”, I started, “this hair is very well designed. It has multiple layers and is so perfectly designed that I'm sure this is someone's way to tell us that we are at war”. JMLeahy stopped picking his nose and said “War? I don't like wars. I'm a pacifist!”. Everybody started clapping hands like he was Obama.
“Well, you may be, but we have a problem and if we have to deal with a war, we must prepare”, said TaySwifCarrUnd33, knowing that little hair was trouble. stuie started saying he could ask beautifulbones for some WW2 items so we could, at least, have a few pistols and outdated grenades for protection. Everybody agreed it was a good idea.
Then, Godrik suggested we could ask trishytrash to design some wig so we could just pretend nothing happened.
“YES! And we can even have Diva1 buying it for you and everybody will be happy”, added Spookie.
That's when we heard someone sobbing. It was supergoten, just entering the room. “Guys... I hate GuitarOD!”, she said. Silence reigned in the room. First because no one even noticed she was later; second because she was completely out of topic.
“Are you serious? Do you really just complained about some challenge when we are in the middle of a crisis?!”, screamed Piddu.
“I guess so”, she replied. And then she sat with us and started munching on prawn crackers.
“Ok, let's focus. We are going to get some guns and protection and also ask for a wig. What else should we do?”, I asked.
“Probably we should just tell randomize and ask him to remove that hair from clueliz... we can always say we were hacked or something like that. I really don't feel like going to war”, said Ireks.
And that's when we all screamed in pain. That's when we knew that our lives were no longer going to be the same. That's when we realized that the Platinum Blonde God had abandoned us for good.
Dark as coal and thick as a slug, we could see a horrible and disgraceful pitch black mustache growing right above owee13's mouth and a uni-brow of the same color appearing for ChilltownBB7!
#ShadesOfHemmingway
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOO!!! This is pricelesssss!!! I can't BELIEVE I missed +/c'ng on the first one of this brilliant satire!! Who knew you were such an amazing writer !!! I LOVEEEE all the "tongue in cheek comments" omggg....hilarious!!!!!!!!! "Key Hogging Room" hahahahahha !!
Seriously every line has pure gold in it I was laughing so hard I cried!!! I've read them both twice!! I can't wait for the next epi... and I'd better be in it you seriously disturbed man!!!! hahhahaha I LOVED it dexterie < ♥♥♥
Previously on DRAMA @ 50 Shades of Blonde: http://www.tengaged.com/blog/dexterie/3951313/drama-50-shades-blonde