- Imagine being someone so irrelevant but demanding the the red queen blog about you. Like, who even are you? Does anyone know?
- You lost your first ever stars poll to #Zeptis. Like...how do you sleep at night, knowing that happened? I don't think I could deal with that kind of humiliation.
- Your newb avatar lowkey had clown hair.
- You're too nice. Like, who joins hunger and then says "hey guys, I'm volunteering for 8th! #Friendship" Like...what? Who does that? Why are you so evolved!
- I think maybe you're from Kentucky or something, and that is pretty self explanatory.
- You claimed Brookie Cookie as your tengaged mother. Like, how crazed does a person have to be to want to turn out like her someday?!
