- What the fuck is Hisoka? Hes-okay-a. Are you describing yourself, maybe? Are you a fan of okra and meant to say His Okra? So many questions!
- I heard you "faked being in the military" and like, yeah you literally sent me a selfie of you in your Air Force uniform, but how do I REALLY know that's you, hmm? Sure you also made a vlog once, but ignore that!
- STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS one time I played a frookies that was just me, you, and 11 of your alter egos. They each had their own personality, and fought with each other! Entertaining? Extremely! Psychotic? Yes!
- You left for 6 months, and like, sure you were ~living life~ and ~doing well for yourself~ but what about the CHERRY of it all? How dare you leave me!
- You beat me in castings
- We both flop everytime we play hunger together
- You are too good at chess, and your ego is through the roof!
- I've gifted you more times than you have gifted me
- You're so hot, and you're always calling me beautiful, but you aren't interested in women </3
