- What the fuck is the name FighterMan? Like, amg I think I'm soooo badass, I am gonna put Fighter in my name. Omg, I better make sure they know how sexy and masculine I am, make sure to put man after. Like, I'm lowkey embarrassed as fuck about this. PussyBitch would be a better name, to be honest. Like, then at least people will underestimate you and be shocked if you exceed expectations. Now if you aren't hardcore and tough as fuck you're a FLOP.
- Deletes his entire friendlist at least twice a year. Like, why bro? You act like it's such an honor to make it onto your friendlist, and then you delete all of us at a whim, but YOU ADD EVERYONE BACK EVENTUALLY. No one can take your meltdowns seriously when we know you'll cave and re-add us eventually! (plz don't delete me)
- I do so much for him as a ~loyal friend~ like blog as a proxy for him because he has an embarrassing rednose, but does he regularly support my blogs with his +1 or leave a comment? No, except for to spam MY BLOG with his askme! Also, I ask him questions on his askme regularly, because I am ~such a good friend~ but does he ever ask me anything? No!
- STATUE OF LIMITATIONS, THIS WAS OVER A YEAR AGO but I let him on my account to play some survivor challenges, and he played deal for me and got a low score! Bitch, I can play my own deal and Miss Delicious is extremely lucky! He also changed my avatar and made it as ugly as possible, and made himself my number one friend! What a NARCISSIST!
- He told me he hates dogs and I am just ~distraught~ by this information, months later. I also periodically send him pictures of Sage in hopes of changing his mind.
- I gifted him once, AND I won a giveaway and made Cole HouseMan gift Ahmed instead of me, but does he ever buy me pretty things? No!
- One time he promised me he would swim across Lake Michigan to me, and I am still waiting for that. STILL WAITING, AHMED!
- One time I got 115 in Sum Me and he posted a shocked Pikachu gif and made fun of me for still merging!
- He sent me a picture of a teddy bear with a noose around its neck once and I cried.
- I've made SO MANY blogs about him, but has he ever returned the favor?
- He threw a meltdown when an asshole kpelled me out of survivor and went on a rampage. Oops, that was a nice thing, how did you get in here.
