- WHAT THE FUCK IS THE USERNAME? Not only does it make no sense, but you are flat out silly when you try to explain it! You told me once you that you consider boiling ravioli to be "washing" them. No honey, that's just cooking!
- Avatar always has either blue or green skin. Like, I get it, that's ~cute~ but like, being a "quirky girl" is not a personality trait (people have told me this many times!). So you can be blue, but plz also have an actual personality.
- Won Stars three times in less than a year. Like, okay nerd maybe give someone else a turn, is that really necessary? Iconic as fuck though, but I am not supposed to be nice in this blog series!
- Remember that video he made where he had VIDEO EDITOR as a caption over his face? How embarrassing. I would never. At least if I ever make a video it will be made in snapchat with the cherry filter, the way things should be!
- He looks like Cochran from Survivor. Is this a good thing? I lowkey liked Cochran, but no one else does!
- His avatar usually looks like it got dressed in the dark.
- Joined the site about a year and a half ago, and is already ranked 106. Wow, nerd!
- I'm pretty sure his family owns Snapple or something. Is this a good or bad thing? Is Snapple as big of a thing now as it was in the 90s? I think not!
- Speaks in monotone!
- Is basically my nerdy little brother. T.ears, how did this nice thing slip in, shut it down ladies, onto the next one!
And... dirty noodles! 馃槀馃槀