Big Brother and online Hunger games.

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  1. OH GOF
  2. Tengag alphabet
  3. I’m sick of your shit
  4. I feel bad
  5. PYN
  6. This is a talent
  7. Where’s my gift bitch
  8. Can someone please join frookies :(
  9. This needed to be said
  10. hey
  11. fart on my face
  12. I live in a purple world
  13. Kendyl seems so positive and happy
  15. Add me to cutthroat survivor VL
  16. The sun will come up 🥰
  17. Negged your blog
  19. Why y’all arguing about freckles
  20. With every day
  21. Top blog section the same every day
  22. When you’re young
  23. The drama today is boring
  25. Just came back from Iceland
  26. Sometimes
  27. Alright, here’s the tea
  29. Going to Iceland
  30. 2018 was so weird
  31. This new age frook / hunger premade
  32. Is it true
  33. Hey 😭🤠
  34. Why can’t today just b drama free
  36. My boyfriend got 2nd in stars
  37. And I know you know that you’re my soulmate
  38. Never trust
  39. I don’t tell you this enough 👺🤠👻
  40. I don’t tell u this enough 🙈🙉

Alright, here’s the tea

1stApr 1, 2019 by alanb1
image thesexiestdude990 , you suck lately. Fuck. We’ve played 2 seasons of this raggedy ass YouTube survivor game and u voting me out right now has been the only semi intelligible decision I’ve seen u make in either one of them.

It’s one thing to excessively clap when u vote me out for whatever reason it may be. I understand raggedy ass orgs can be an exciting so whatever clap all u want with ur big ass hands. But it’s another thing to make this DISGUSTING UNFLATTERING image of me looking Extremely SHOCKED completely defaming my character.

ALSO changing your chat to “RIP ALANS CHARITY GAME” when half the original cast is in that chat and you definitely have the most friends going into every game is so hypocritical and weird as fuck of you. You’re too cocky and excited over this for my liking. Even when bomald left I didn’t act out cuz I’m not WEIRD.

I’m not bitter, but I really hope you will be ridden with countless (non-death) diseases that leave you in (non-death) misery for the rest of your life.

Sent by Birks4444,Apr 1, 2019
Oh wait I made a blog when bomald left but that’s cuz he called me a dumb bannable f word and is the weirdest person I’ve ever come across so it’s justified there
Sent by alanb1,Apr 1, 2019
Idk why I made this literally calm down julian w is just being excessively cocky and pretty weird it’s not that big of a deal ur still thriving regardless
Sent by alanb1,Apr 1, 2019
He's OK but if u want him bullied lmk I know his triggers
Sent by peace123,Apr 1, 2019
Sometimes I make a blog and I’m like why did I snap so hard was that really necessary but it’s too late now I have to go with it and everything I said was tea anyways so whatever
Sent by alanb1,Apr 1, 2019
Nevermind lionsden121 changed the chat name, which is ridiculous like what the fuck, so basically what is the point of this blog
Sent by alanb1,Apr 1, 2019

Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Apr 1, 2019
This blog is still so iconic cuz like why did it even happen
Sent by alanb1,Apr 1, 2019
also I didn't make that image, someone who's name I will not mention sent it to me and I forwarded it to my production chat bc I thought they would find it funny

Don't blame me for that shit getting around
Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Apr 1, 2019
Stop ruining this blog
Sent by alanb1,Apr 1, 2019
Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Apr 1, 2019
Sent by temponeptune,Apr 1, 2019
You know what I will plus this
This is a work of art slay my life
Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Apr 1, 2019
You know what I will plus this
This is a work of art slay my life
Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Apr 1, 2019
Sent by JetsRock12,Apr 2, 2019
*posts gif of Chrissy Hofbeck holding a vote towards mikec51 saying "I'm outsmarting Ms. Smartypants"*
Sent by _Adidas_,Apr 2, 2019
Sent by alanb1,Apr 2, 2019
That was so funny
Sent by alanb1,Apr 2, 2019
Was this an April fools joke
Sent by Funnehliner,Apr 2, 2019
No but it was iconic as hell
Sent by alanb1,Apr 2, 2019
I say ass a lot in 2019 idk why
Sent by alanb1,Apr 2, 2019
You commenting on your own blog repeatedly is what really seals the deal to make this a top-tier piece of tengaged literature
Sent by SurvivorFan37,Apr 2, 2019
I dont know how to feel about this. You comin for my Julian  BUTTTTT your also being iconic af rn.. #torn
Sent by manalord,Apr 2, 2019
Literally alanb1 why are you talking to yourself in the comments I’m a little worried u ok?
Sent by JustMe,Apr 2, 2019
That's the thesis
Sent by _Adidas_,Apr 2, 2019
*taps on the microphone and stands* if its anyone you should be calling out on the blogs page it should be me not thesexiestdude990 I made the image because i thought it was funny and do i regret it? NO i don't :)
Sent by CrimsonEnnui,Apr 2, 2019
*breaks the microphones and throws it in a fire*
Sent by alanb1,Apr 2, 2019

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