There's this guy at my job
- and I feel like everyone fights to be his friend. It's weird when I think about it. He's cool & all but he's not the most outgoing person. But he has this charming effect to him (the way Scottie sees Brett!!!!) He has a unique personality and a strangely deep voice that doesn't match his face at all. And he's very mysterious. He doesn't like to talk about himself much which makes him even more fascinating to talk to if you can get anything out of him.
There's like 2 girls our age that have a crush on him that follow him everywhere. All the cat ladies @ work are up his butt and feed him food when we're on break. This one guy who's our age is also obsessed w/ him and wants to hang out with him as much as possible. And then there's me who also stans him too. Mostly because he's the last guy left working my shift & we are the same age. We didn't really become friends until we were the last 2 guys standing. The way everyone is up his butt you kinda have to fight for his attention now. I'm such a competitive person so now I want to be his BFF (like that Paris Hilton BFF show!!). I started at the bottom of his totem pole & i'm climbing up pretty quickly but I think the other guy is beating me for #1. I think i'm #2. The girls who crush on him lowkey annoy him and the cat ladies he only uses for the free food. #BrosBeforeHoes
This whole situation is so funny to me. He would win vivor if my job hosted one!!
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