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TheOnionNewsNetwork

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  1. BREAKING NEWS! GoodBye
  2. Fucktard
  3. I know this is late
  4. Raw 1000th
  5. Naya Rivera
  6. All we have to say is
  7. Serious Question
  8. BREAKING NEWS! Tengaged is gonna be shut down!
  9. LIAR
  10. I gotta be honest
  11. BREAKING NEWS! We are here to help
  12. BREAKING NEWS! Blake is Back
  13. This Week's Stars House
  14. BREAKING NEWS! Jon's dick isn't just small
  15. I just found another Gaga Stolen Idea
  16. BREAKING NEWS! The Onion isn't rotted, just got..
  17. Worst thing about being fat
  18. Ian says
  19. What was that diet?
  20. WHY SO SERIOUS?
  21. Jojo thinks
  22. wil is full of shit
  23. The Penguin :x
  24. BREAKING NEWS! TomHartnell is Dead
  25. If you want an honest opinion PYN
  26. Post Your Names
  27. BREAKING NEWS! A Streaming Good Time
  28. BREAKING NEWS! Gaga is in Town
  29. I found free feeds
  30. PYN
  31. BREAKING NEWS! Watch Out for Mork!
  32. The News
  33. During their date last night
  34. White bench in living room
  35. The Kurt Angle of Tengaged
  36. YOU FUCKING OWE ME
  37. Why does everyone
  38. I'm pretty sure
  39. Robin
  40. Rooting for Mark Boogie

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK

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This Week's Stars House Jul 22, 2012
#Stars
it is late because I was working all of yesterday, anyways here is the house where...
XavierR83 Bradd156 INB4 Hannah_Banks2250
Rippyroo Flameonx Mikec51
Qwert2 Jenna2010 Pauladeen
Quackerz Unit8890 Marekk27
Etaco75 Helencoops Nexuscain
May you all play a great game and may the odds be ever in your favor


OH BlakeIsBack If you don't know what stars is, than pay a fucking tention you dumbass cunt
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BREAKING NEWS! Jon's dick isn't just small Jul 22, 2012
BBDamian 's dick isn't just tiny
it smells of onions and shit too

BROKEN
FUCKING
NEWS
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I just found another Gaga Stolen Idea Jul 22, 2012
Just pondering through stuff
Gaga sure likes to steal ideas huh

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BREAKING NEWS! The Onion isn't rotted, just got out of blake's ass Jul 22, 2012
we here at TheOnionNewsNetwork would like to inform all of you that
The Onion is not rotting, it was just placed in BlakeIsBack 's asshole for safe keeping... Not Rotten, just stinky... Blake sure enjoyed it too... sadly the onion got a little bit nibbled on by Joee323 's brother's hamster... BTW Joe he isn't albino anymore

K THANK YOU
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Worst thing about being fat Jul 21, 2012
When little kids chase you around in laser tag like fucking leaches because your target is "big"

Its also good tho cause you can shoot the shit out of them...
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Ian says Jul 20, 2012
He would win an Endurance Comp

Good Luck ratboy
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