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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK

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BREAKING NEWS! GoodBye Jul 24, 2012
we here at TheOnionNewsNetwork have had an amazing time doing this race to black bullshit, but we have decided that it is time that we say goodbye.

You may see us again in some form one day, but for now you have overstayed your welcome to the legacy that is

Onion News

Now we must leave, but before we do we have one more thing to announce, and that is
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Fucktard Jul 24, 2012
GreenSpark
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I know this is late Jul 23, 2012
but I seriously would like to know who the fuck was in charge of that movie theater
everyone is saying shit about the killer
Okay he was on drugs and nuts...
but whoever let someone dressed up like that/with a bunch of shit on him

and whoever let a 3 year old girl into a midnight showing of a PG 13 movie

Seriously I hope whoever owns that movie theater gets sued, thats who I'd be after
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Raw 1000th Jul 23, 2012
No Goldust
and
No Stone Cold
I guess WWE cares more about bringing back people we just seen than bringing back people who actually made a difference

(And to the children who say Goldust didn't mean anything, Just leave your shit to yourself because you were most likely not alive from 1996-1998, and if you were alive than, or know anything about that era in wrestling, you'd know who the top heal was, and who actually started the Attitude Era)
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Naya Rivera Jul 23, 2012
would make a better Enobaria tbh
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All we have to say is Jul 22, 2012
RobbieRiot
Cool
Story
Bro
oh and Nobody Gives a shit
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