We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork can confirm that we have been voted out of our first game on the site. We take this defeat in a noble way, because we understand that we MUST lose battles in order to win wars.
And we also uncovered a lot of dirt about some of our fellow
Race To Blackers
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork are confirming that we have now joined a fastings, Yes all we decided to go with fastings first because of the simple fact that, NOBODY is going to go inactive in regular castings, and it makes more sense to wait to get in, to wait when the tired mother fuckers decide to play.
Also not many people will go inactive in fastings, therebeing ONION NEWS Is On Top of the Logical spectrum
Despite the fact that people are blogging like they just learned how to cum
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork are reporting that this site is still just as boring as ever, but that is Okay, You now have your knights in shining armors, We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork will be here to report the daily news of what is going on, as well as take part in the festivities ourselves.
Yes you heard it right, Onion News Network will be doing field reporting
and We will be more serious than we ever were, because when news happens
It must be good
and It MUST be broken
BY TheOnionNewsNetwork
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork are reporting the news that many lifeless nerds have taken over the site of Tengaged
Welcome Lifeless nerds, Welcome to THE ONION NEWS NETWORK
