Everyone on this site may be wondering if ASSASSin is actually in the race to black, well we here at TheOnionNewsNetwork can confirm that he indeed is not, ASS ASS has always been, and always will be, an ANNOYING FUCKING NOOB. From the days of when he started this site, to today, he has always maintained that annoying noob image. We do commend you on the job you do, and because of that we are offering you a scholarship at Get Fucked University, in Liverpoop England, where the poopiest teams come from
JUST ASK MORKMINDY
Also if you wanna out RTB accounts, Why not find someone hard, not someone who said they were doing it as Onion News
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork can confirm that Tengager Marrrss "Whoreissa" Cannon puts out. To be honest it is not As much news as it is breaking, as Marrrss Broke many of our office furniture with her hardcore sex. Marrrss is very frisky, and We here THEONIONNEWSNETWORK think it has something to do with our Clean toilets (thanks to Randori) and our delicious EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETACOS thanks to @ETacao75
We here at THeOnionNewsNetwork thank Marrrss for being such an amazing lay
And also thank Randori for cleaning our toilets with much grace
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork are now confirming that we have hired Randori as our new toilet janitor, It was an easy hire, as on his resume that he sent to us, it stated that he likes eating shit, so we thought, Who better to let lick out our toilets than Randori ???
What is the race to black? How does it work? Who participates in the thing called Race to black?
Well here are the answers in TheOnionNewsNetwork 's new special report series
The truth is, Race to Black is an alternative for the the kids who have no lives in real life, to actually keep themselves occupied, when the children have left school for the summer their parents are stuck with gross antisocial monsters, that are too hideous to hang with GagaLuv 's monsters...
The Race to black is a very smart decision, and we here at TheOnionNewsNetwork would like to thank Jubbzy for helping create something that helps more parents than welfare
we here at TheOnionNewsNetwork are warning to all of you that pussycat10 Is a dirty pussy, pussycat10 has fucked really hard and is full of flesh eating germs, The bacteria that flows throughout pussycat10 is disgusting
and it also stings pussycat10 is a stinky MOTHER FUCKER
