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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK

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Serious Question Jul 22, 2012
Why are you guys being so easy today?
I enjoy a challenge
but tbh this is like shooting fish in a barrel
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BREAKING NEWS! Tengaged is gonna be shut down! Jul 22, 2012
Everyone RobbieRiot is gonna get Tengaged Shut down

Yall better find a new place to go for your fix
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LIAR Jul 22, 2012
RobbieRiot
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/RobbieRIOT/3150999/i-dont-filter-trolls
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I gotta be honest Jul 22, 2012
I'm 21 and my balls haven't dropped yet

Glad to know that it is normal for people on this site to be past the age of puberty and not have had their balls drop
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BREAKING NEWS! We are here to help Jul 22, 2012
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork have been doing extensive research on why certain characters such as Joshuah, Malcolm, and that sean character come around... and the result came fairly easy

there is an abundance of 10 year old overt homosexuals who flock around together looking for someone to call daddy,
We here at TheOnionNewsNetwork were sad to find out that these kids have never had the love of a father (Well appropriate love) and We really do feel for you.
BlakeIsBack and RespectThePouch we are here to help you, people here assume that our blogs are jokes, honestly they are not it is honest truth... and boys we really care for you

Especially blake, Blake there is a reason why you can not keep an account for longer than a month, and it is because we here at Tengaged are really worried for your safety, you put yourself out there so bad, and it is really sad.

SO for you two young gents who really need help, we here at TheOnionNewsNetwork are proving that we care, and are going to direct you both to the proper guidance centers

http://www.childhelp.org/pages/hotline-home
and for everyone else who wants to help, please Help us
and dial 1-800-4-A-CHILD that is 1-800-4-224453
Please help us in our effort to end child abuse, and keep children from coming back to abusive places such as this, where there are creeps that run rampant
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BREAKING NEWS! Blake is Back Jul 22, 2012
Everyone we here at TheONionNewsNetwork would like to alert you that BlakeIsBack is Back, he just finished his long session of masturbation using onions, grapefruits, and gerbils... He is feelin pretty good... yet pretty tore up, It is okay Blake we here TheOnionNewsNetwork understand that you have your needs, even if your fetish is really Fucked Up!
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