Although I am on vacation, I would never want such a stellar guy's birthday to go unnoticed! We met on the habbo call and we became friends instantly (probably because of our mutual distaste toward Olivia). You're absolutely hilarious and I enjoy all of our conversations, no matter what they are about. You've also helped me become more comfortable when it comes to calls, now I can finally talk :p I hope you have a great birthday and have a lot of fun, you deserve it :)
AUSTYN..YOURE A PUSSY ASS BITCH BUT I LOVE YOU..fappy birthday ;) ...youre welcome for that gold birthday Brenla
Austynnnnnnnn, my canadian bruh! Potentially the gayest member of the no longer existent #straightguysalliance. A shame we never ACTUALLY did ANYTHING with this alliance, lmao. We just talked it up, but we had fun while it lasted :) sucks that your birthday is close to the end of the year, but I'm sure that won't stop you from having a killer time! All the best, happy 19th birthday man!! :) Tyler93
Happy birthday homo! How old are you now, 14? No but seriously, happy birthday and I hope you have an amazing day! You're a great guy and you deserve the best. Enjoy your day and take care! xoxo Maxi1234
I don't have present for you but Calvin says that he will gift you in my place :o Styxxe
Austyn you're a really cool guy, we haven't talked much lately, but I know that when we do talk you are always happy and a good friend. Have a great birthday and wish you the best Boots22
Happy Birthday big broo < 3 I hope this birthday brings along a whole new year of success and happiness for you. You are amazing (I don't feel like I have to explain the reasons again) and you deserve all the best buddy! christossss
Happy birthday Austyn!! Pretty cool that your birthday is a day after mine therefore I will always remember it! New Years babies unite!!! You are one of the most hilarious guys I know and I am so glad you came back! C: hope you have a good one bae! CoffeyBean94
Happy birthday my gay lover!!! I hope it is very lovely and you get super drunk! I'm glad we are closer friends now cos you are really gr8. have a good time mr finger blaster!!! OwlB0ned
Oysterboy :) I'll start my famous speech by throwing it all back to one fateful summer day. We all logged on to HabboHottel and were having lunch at Mcdonalds. 2 cuties walked in the door and wanted to hook up with you ;) Eventually I got banned but thats a totally different story :) Anyhow, happy birthday buddy Idk if you've made a legit comeback to tengaged yet, but we should soon :) party safely ;) Rocker917
Austyn :) We talk loads and omg you are so nice, & You love the walking dead which omg is just perfect,
I love talking to you, you manage to always make me smile :')
I hope you have a great birthday and have a great day!
& I hope you get everything you asked for bc you deserve it :)
Ily < 3 skye10
Happy Birthday Austyn!! You’re so entertaining and so much fun to be around so I’m sure you’re gonna be celebrating in style. Enjoy your special day and make it one to remember! < 333 LewisC
Happy Birthday Austyn! You always bring good fun and laughs to the frat and any games you're in. Always love any games you're in. Enjoy your day and have a great time! JamieAndre
Happy BDay Austyn! I wish you all the best and comeback to Affinity so we don't have to kick your ass out xx Arris
Austynnnn. Happy birthday, man. :) We never really talked that much, but enough for me to know that you're a really great guy and friend. Hope you have a great day. :) Forest_Knight
Happy birthday my canadian buddy :) im so glad you came back so we can slay games together again! I hope you have a great day, stay cool and awesome! krrais
AUSTYN! Bostyn, Ausyb, Aussie, Austin, Postyn! Wanna wish you the happiest birthday yet! I hope you have an amazing day with as much *cough* fingerblasting *cough* as you desire!! I'm so grateful you joined the frat during the summer (after following your man crushes) because its lead to such a great friendship! We clicked instantly and became great banter buddies!!! You were soo fun to be around and soon after, we went on call for the first time, which you basically spend the duration of the call just laughing at how i talk but whatever (kate). Your laugh literally cracks me up! It is so jolly and i think you'd make a great Father Christmas because of it (if University and English teaching doesnt work out!). Although 99% of our conversations are either a) you making fun of me b) copying and spamming conversations like a million times with one spelling mistake i made; theres always such a caring side with a big heart who is a sensitive guy towards others' feelings and when I'm upset or need advice, you're always there! you care so much for your friends and you are extremely loyal and have their backs, and these are awesome quality to have :) I know our friendship kinda hit a wall recently and we got into a bit of a pickly rough patch, we've gotten over it and things are back to just how they were- sign of a genuine friendship!:) So i love you lots and hope you have a fantastic day and cant wait for your *giggles* stories from tonight!! BAE ♥ Oliviaxoxo < smells
Austyn, you're a great friend and I like talking to you on skype, even though we don't talk much anymore. Anyways, I hope you have a great birthday :p Boots22
Austyn, now that you're 19, you gotta be careful. Although i do not like seafood, a lot of people do....ESPECIALLY THE LADIES. They might devour you *stares at Olivia*, and then we'd have nobody to make fun of anymore. We've only talked a couple times, and its been forever since I've hung out with you, brendan, calvin, and everybody, but that doesn't mean i hope Olivia eats you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA POOP HEAD!!!!! :D < 3 NJKoda1998
Happy 19th birthday Austyn! :) Hope you get a lot of carrots for your birthday! magge555550101
This probably isn't the right song, but it should bring back memories
Happy Birthday Oysterman11!
I'm going to a hockey game in Florida, which coincidentally is pretty close to meduncan's house. 
