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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Finally # 1 (((A Lampoon)))

Jul 17, 2013 by Schlong
My Journey on tengaged! (Didn't know online gaming could be a journey)

Finally getting to #1 in the HOF !!!  YAY!!!!! (((Grats on being the best at having no life)))
After 3 and a half years on this site ! (((3 and a half more years than you should have)))
From where I started to where I am today (((This isn't the fucking Grammys)))
The journey has been long & tiring(((Then sleep.Go outside. Do human things.)))
from nothing to some thing I am today on here,(((You're still nothing)))
It’s not been an easy journey. (((Again with this journey shit. Bitch it's a fucking computer game)))
Tried with luck; Tried with hard work(How do I even)
Found love but lost love too!(((Love? You mean horse cock.)))
Found friends but lost them too! (((You fucking trooper)))
When I first started coming on this site, it didn't mean anything to me and then I broke my ankel (((WAIT. Your broken ankle inspired you to play more? Christ...))) and started staying on here a lot more and more and I got hooked and attached to people(*Horses), and Loved the competition and playing with people on here I truly care about.(((Imma cry. You're so caring))) I played and played more and got more known on the site(((For being a cunt))), and I guess some(((Most))) people didn't like that so they started the hate (((lololoolololololololololol))), and the trolls started coming out of them (Fuck trolls) . I don't know why people hate others without really knowing them (((Because you're pathetic. And people hate pathetic people))) . I really don't hate anyone here(((LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT))), I know I have got heated in games before(((SUCK MY LUBRICATED HORSE DICK N00B))) , yes I have , who doesn't (Normal human beings) ? I have got upset when people are not loyal but I get over it after the game is over(((SOOOOOOO MUCH BULLSHIT))),  But some people on here can't get over it((( >.> ))) , they hate me for voting them out of a game or putting them on the block (((This is a great autobiography)))   but I think they just can't stand not being able to get to me and running me off(((What the actual fuck are you trying to say?))). First off they started calling me a guy lol (((*HORSE))) and now they are on a kick that I'm a horse. lol (((Acceptance. Acceptance)))It really is funny to me to see how many people on here try to jump on the band wagon (((Because it's so easy to hate you))) and see if they can get to me when I make them mad(((You make zero god damn sense))). Okay enough of my rant on being hated, I'm putting that behind me(For now) , Now for the people I think are amazing on this site(((The Unfortunate Ones
))) , I really don't know where to start I'm gonna list who I can think of but please let me know if I forgot anyone . they will not be in any order(Because you lack the intelligence to)  but I love you all so much and you keep me here(((WHAT ABOUT YOUR ANKLE?!!?))). And I want to just say thank you !!(((Fuck you)))

cubuff2014
evilgenious448
mercedes415
sdriver999
koreymckay
BrendonByrne
SexyTex
SenorBluejeans
Chlltownofcourse
faygo
Diva1
clueliz
Gemini
Ev32
Dylamo
Jouix
dools
Phenomanimal
Razorclaw13
tartra
JetsRock12
evil_derrick
tommyboy614
#je7467
#RasGrand
#kaylee17
#sprtsgy1989
#KBeastW
#DrDevious
#syd8239
#cubs4ever
#itznessa
#ladylizard
#Matthew24
#sjsoccer88
#hwest14
kimmal8
owee13
Lamia
# Robinhood99
#broncman789
#vh1luvr15
#Megan
#amills5
cocacola__96
phsdhs93
#Lostman
#nickgqc
#Majik
#canadiankid
#DrDevious
#DropkickMurphysfan
#markuskaus
#APEX
#BoyToy4Cato
#Robinhood99
#Tabatha
#Valdamien (((To all of you, I am so sorry)))

No matter what, there will always be somebody who will try their hardest to take all that happiness that shines in and out of you(((Deatheaters))); people will hate you even for being good.(And you are not good) Keep on shining, because you're doing something right to have haters(((Or you're just a cunt.))). Sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at some people's immaturity, it just makes you realize how much growing up they still have to do. (((IRONIC HUH?)))

My inner strength and self respect is getting stronger every day.. thank you to those who tried to bring me down... you made me who I am today,  Do not judge me until you know me, Do not underestimate me until you have challenged me, AND do not talk about me until you have talked to me. (((This. Is. An online game. How the fuck did it boost anything other than your KPG)))

The people I love on here are worth way more to me(Pawns) then the hate I get from being on here, That's why I am here and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. (((Dammit)))

finklestein123  I'm sure you will past me again, you are so awesome love you !!(((PLEASE)))

THANKS TENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  and thanks for all the emails and messages and blogs of congrats!  I love you!! (((Fuck yourself. I lost 50 I.Q. Points reading this garbage)))

Comments

Wut
Sent by Dryerfish,Jul 17, 2013
bro stfu   we dont need loosers like you on tegaged,  if youdd be 1st youdd be happy bitch
Sent by cocacola__96,Jul 17, 2013
bro stfu we dont need loosers like you on tegaged, if youdd be 1st youdd be happy bitch
Sent by Tripod,Jul 17, 2013
bro stfu we dont need loosers like you on tegaged, if youdd be 1st youdd be happy bitch
Sent by Steel,Jul 17, 2013
+++
I literally just died xx
Sent by mastropola,Jul 17, 2013
bro stfu   we dont need loosers like you on tegaged,  if youdd be 1st youdd be happy bitch
Sent by TBIbetch,Jul 17, 2013
Schlong

Could you be any more disrespectful ?

Didn't know online gaming could be a journey - (Well you obviously never heard of WoW or Eve or LoL)

Grats on being the best at having no life-( you are of about half is not more of the tengaged players.... who are you trying to impress ?)

3 and a half more years than you should have - (Oh so you are saying that no one should be playing ?? Leave then )

This isn't the fucking Grammys - (no shit.... no one said its the Grammys)

Then sleep.Go outside. Do human things - (Again I say .... Do as you preach... fucking Hypocrite )

You're still nothing- Of course she is something... (She is #1 HoF...what are you ? never ever heard of you)

Again with this journey shit. Bitch it's a fucking computer game- (Do I need to continue repeating myself to correct your repeated insults?)

How do I even- (start off by being less of a dick and try to get along)

Love? You mean horse cock. - (If that's what love is seen as for you.... by all means continue you loving your Horse cock..I'll just go call Animal services real quick)

You fucking trooper- (Nice insult......you just called her a competitor)

WAIT. Your broken ankle inspired you to play more? Christ- (What else is she suppose to do? Play Basketball ?)

(*Horses) - (oh you just called everyone on here a horse...)

Imma cry. You're so caring- (She is , get to know her)

For being a cunt- (oh yeah ? I fuck those daily. its quite enjoyable. Can you come up with a less cliché insult)

Most- (yeah that's why she is #1,,,, cause no one likes her and no one helps her....)

lololoolololololololololol- (Keyboard broken ?)

Fuck trolls- (you just told yourself to fuck off...good job)

Because you're pathetic. And people hate pathetic people- (Someone was abused as a child)

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT- (everyone hates her from what you said so why is it bullshit for her to turn the other cheek ?)

SUCK MY LUBRICATED HORSE DICK N00B- (first off using 0 instead of O's..... go back to school, second...nice needle dick.)

Normal human beings-(I guess you are no normal)

This is a great autobiography (Buy it when it comes in store)

What the actual fuck are you trying to say(Read and you would know)

Acceptance. Acceptance ( mmhmmm. Cause joking is acceptance)

Because it's so easy to hate you ( but why take the easy way out ?)

You make zero god damn sense (and you make loads....?)

The Unfortunate Ones- (hmm I'm going to use that as my Frat name)

Because you lack the intelligence to-(and you are all so mighty and knowing)

WHAT ABOUT YOUR ANKLE?!!? ( it doesn't stay broken for three years)

Fuck you- (You're sweet)

To all of you, I am so sorry- Its okay, WE understand not everyone can be loved by the best .

This. Is. An online game. How the fuck did it boost anything other than your KPG- (It can actually do a lot of things if you think about.... it can boost you socially. It can make you feel like shit and feel great depending on if you are making or earning enemies)

Fuck yourself. I lost 50 I.Q. Points reading this garbage- (You didn't have to read it... but it could be the fact that it took you forever to read this and staring at a computer screen can cause you to lose I.Q. points theoretically.. I try looking away at times to rest your eyes or buying some gaming glasses)
Sent by phsdhs93,Jul 17, 2013
phsdhs93 used "STAND FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!"
It's not very effective...
Sent by Schlong,Jul 17, 2013
Actually it was effective.

Get to know her first before you bash her in or join in on the bandwagon that hates her just because she has friend who like to help her out in games. She's never once done anything to you, so stop bothering her.
Sent by violet7676,Jul 17, 2013
violet7676 lolnope
Sent by Schlong,Jul 17, 2013
Lol
Sent by tommarkoliver,Jul 17, 2013
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Sent by Insanity,Jul 17, 2013
This blog was the most entertaining thing I read today:)
Sent by Diva1,Jul 18, 2013

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