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Concerned Christian father here, Dec 19, 2018
recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
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He Kpelled me! Dec 19, 2018
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OOOOOHHH IM PIIISSSEDDDD Dec 18, 2018
i have had my fucking braces for oVER TWO YEARS! AND NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER DAMAGED A BRACKET OR BROKEN ONE OR ***ANYTHING*** LIKE ITS BEEN ***SPOT ON PERFECT*** but OF COURSE when i have literally 13 fucking days left until i get them taken off forever i bREAK A FUCKING BRACKET EATING NONE OTHER THAN PIZZA, IT WASNT EVEN THE CRUST IT WAS SOFT ASS PIZZA LIKE WHAT?
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one time Dec 18, 2018
I was walking around my neighborhood and I looked down and saw a dog who looked like it was lost, I went to pick it up and it bit me. After the dog bit me I yelled at it and it ran into the woods. I went after it because I needed dinner badly and it looked fat, after a mile or two of walking I got lost. I started to yell to see if anyone could hear me but there wasn’t anyone around. So I walked further to see if there was any houses around and later found a little cave that looked like someone lived their. I waited and waited until it got dark, I was so exhausted and needed sleep so I found a sleeping bag and fell asleep. I woke up to excruciating pain in my ass I look up and saw a big pig that had mounted me while I was asleep, it looked at me and released ice cold diarrhea for a full 5 minutes. I managed to escape with nothing but my shirt and my socks. As I was running a pale skinny white man told me to stop and come in for safety. After the man let me in he proceeded to spread cum across my body. I tried to run but he tied me to his table, he kept asking me if I “liked that daddy”and spraying coolwip in my ass. My ass was so full that I could not bare the pain I released a wet fart that could vaporize Hiroshima. It went all direction blinding the skinny man as I yelped in satisfaction“oWo touch me more daddy” I was able to find a stick of butter so I could slip through the bindings. I busted through the door with shit infused coolwip leaking out of my ass. I was so close to house I squealed with joy, then a bear with a tape worm hanging out it’s ass raped me.
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I'm a CS:GO Danger Zone addict. Dec 18, 2018
Everywhere I look, I see the same map. I see similarities in terrain. I see loot boxes when I get packages, rapidly smashing them with my fists to open. I have nightmares about being tracked down by the drone delivery, and that someone follows exactly behind me the whole game. When I see food, I stab it into me like a MediShot. When I see a water tower, I camp in a small space till someone climbs it, then pick them off. I lost my fear of heights because of the parachuting. I see red creeping in at the edges of my house. I scream "COVER!" when I get home from school and see my mom. I raid her fridge when she's not there. I dodge and weave during dodgeball in gym. I spend all my time playing it. I steal my parent's money to buy new skins. I take ram from the school computers so my PC never runs out. I have 2 PC's for when I'm waiting in matchmaking. I sold my parent's credit card numbers to buy prime. I hide in my basement hoping my parents don't tell me to stop playing. I haven't eaten in three days. I've trained my body to survive on the least amount of nutrients possible. I do drugs regularly to keep my mind working fast. I hire child laborers to log into my account and simply grind for those extra points. Please help me.
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High quality designs. Dec 17, 2018
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