Hey you. You wanna drink something the dinosaurs drank?
You wanna drink what Micheal Jackson drank? What Freddie Mercury, Van Gogh, Shakespeare and Moses? You wanna be cool like them?
Drink some water. It's the latest trend that EVERYONE is doing.
Be healthy and drink this amazing liquid that has been here since the dawn of time, and still works properly. Something that every living being on earth has had contact with, since the very beginning.
I mean how cool is that? That's really awesome and you know it.
So why don't you drink some water right now and think about how you are doing the exact same thing as others have done in millions of years. Drinking water.