Marktint_1

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  1. Raccoon encounter
  2. Circle K be trippin
  3. DESPAWCITO
  4. Bathroom at McDonalds
  5. Funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆjoke๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜“
  6. Hey this is maturo too
  7. GamerWars ๐Ÿธ
  8. Thank you Kanye, very cool!
  9. Omg hai __^
  10. IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹
  11. "Brother, may I have some juveniles?
  12. Some guy ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  13. I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm
  14. โ—๏ธโœ‹ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†— MOM๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿคฐ..
  15. CRAIG AND SHELIA BROKE UP!!!
  16. Shrek are my new unit of time
  17. OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
  18. ~ HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK
  19. Save Us Our Savior
  20. take the dishes... cleanse them of their dirt
  21. top blog or bust amrite?
  22. Picnic
  23. Stop trying to steal the secret formula
  24. OOOOOHHH IM PIIISSSEDDDD
  25. My head does not look like a sodding tic tac.
  26. Infuriated New York Knicks fan has had enough,..
  27. Check AOL
  28. October 27th
  29. No title
  30. OOOOOHHH IM PIIISSSEDDDD
  31. Oxygen Joe and his Oxygen farm
  32. retarded and more retarded (can I use that word?)
  33. I'm pro-death.
  34. got milk bitch? ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ถ
  35. Fellas, I need some advice ๐Ÿ˜ข
  36. Top 5 Reasons Spongebob could defeat Goku
  37. Elon Musk
  38. I'm not racist
  39. people who say despacito are ignorant af.
  40. Who wants a gift?

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Raccoon encountervote Sep 19, 2018
Whilst I was kayaking down the Weeki Wachee River one jumped on my kayak and stole a lunchable out of my cooler! I even grabbed it and tried wrestling it away from the little trash panda bastard and he jerked it out of my hands, jumped off the boat and escaped into the mangroves! Funniest mugging I ever received.
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Circle K be trippinvote Sep 19, 2018
bro FUCK circle K. only place to ever bitch about fillin my polar plop with nacho cheese bro it holds way more I got chips at home too I dont need to spend the money I work hard for on circle k who probably make like 1 million dollars a day bro its nacho cheese u can spare it I wasnt takin the chili which is probably a lot more expensive bc u have to chop up the steak and mix in the brown into it all nacho cheese is is milk and water and maybe yellow seasoning it cant be that expeniseve. Last time I go to that circle k yall can hop off my JOCK I about threw the cheese onto there faced an kicked there asshole bro I'm fuckin PISSED man
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DESPAWCITO Sep 18, 2018
โ”ˆโ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฑโ–‚โ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ”ˆโ”ˆ
โ–•โ–”โ•ฒโ”ˆโ•ฑโ–”โ•ฒโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฑโ–”โ–โ”ˆ
โ–•โ–โ”ˆโ–โ•ฑโ–‰โ•ฒโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ฑโ–‰โ•ฒโ–•โ–โ”ˆ
โ”ˆโ•ฒโ–ƒโ–โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ–‚โ–•โ•ฑโ”ˆโ”ˆ
โ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ–โ”Šโ”Šโ”ณโ”Šโ•ฒโ–‚โ•ฑโ”ณโ–โ”ˆโ”ˆ
โ”ˆโ”ˆโ–•โ•ฒโ–‚โ”Šโ•ฐโ”โ”โ”ปโ”โ•ฑโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆ
โ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ฑโ”ˆโ”ˆโ–”โ–”โ•ฒโ–‚โ–‚โ•ฑโ•ฒโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆ
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Bathroom at McDonalds Sep 18, 2018
So there I was in the McDonalds bathroom just finished taking a poop in their single toilet restroom (it had 2 urinals) I reach for the toilet paper only to find out with great dismay that there was none left to be used. Naturally, I thought "well I'll just squat walk out the stall and over to the sink and use a paper towel." So that's what I did, only to find out that it was the most evil handwashing station ever designed: paperless. So now I'm panicking. I waddle back into the stall to think my predicament through. It was a very messy shit so just saying "fuck it" wasnt an option. I looked around the stall and in the corner stood a lone, beat up trashcan. I muster up the courage to peak inside... see if there was any used pieces in that maybe weren't very used. I find it is filled with shit covered diapers and equally as shitty wetwipes plastered against the walls of the poor can. I shut it and sat back on the toilet trying to grapple with the fact that it was looking more and more likely I was going to gave to wipe with my hands, and i hadn't eaten yet. Then I notice it, glistening and nailed to the wall like a plastic jesus, a baby changing station. I know that they usually carry spare paper towels to help combat babies' out of diaper pee attacks. For the last time I stood up, hunched over, butt cheeks apart, and scuttled to the diaper station and ALAS! PAPER TOWELS! I triumphantly grabbed a handful and flopped back to the toilet to finally finish my business. Used what I needed and left the rest on the back of the toilet so the next guy wouldn't run the risk of making a less fortunate decision. And that's the story of how I, Mark, conquered the McDonalds bathroom.
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Funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆjoke๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜“ Sep 18, 2018
๐Ÿค”What๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘‰ starts๐Ÿ›‘ ๐Ÿ‘Šwith๐Ÿ˜ m ใ€ฝ๏ธand๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณends๐Ÿ”šwith โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธarriage ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ โŒ๐Ÿ˜‚miscarriage ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜‚hah๐Ÿ˜‚that๐Ÿ‘† ๐Ÿ™„joke๐Ÿ˜ซnever๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜คgets๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚old๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ’€just๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ– like ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ซthe ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฉbaby๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’€
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Hey this is maturo too Sep 17, 2018
I hacked this account can someone ban me
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