can no longer sit around while the demonrats make our dicks dry
There was once a time that you could actually look at the commercials for M&Ms and jerk one out, but those days are now over since Big Candy has completely cucked itself to appeal to the virgin Marxist agenda by making all of our favorite candy characters completely unfuckable.
I've never been able to get an erection in my entire life except for the blessed moments when the green and brown M&Ms would manifest themselves on my 98 inch Samsung TV and now I will live the rest of my life without the simple joy of seeing completely irresistible candy characters.
This is what the Demonrat, lib[redacted], marxist, pro-choice, socialistantifavegans WANT: they want your dick to shrivel and cry everytime you see an M&Ms ad, and they won't stop until your dick is so shriveled and dry that it falls off completely.
