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Lilisha

Lilisha's blog

  1. Dark Original Versions of Popular Children’s..
  2. Courtroom Humor (read for a laugh)
  3. Woman Prefers Sex With Ghosts Over Men
  4. Interesting Curiosities - part III
  5. Did you know?
  6. Improper Listening (a funny joke)
  7. Shocking Sexual Traditions (IV)
  8. Shocking Sexual Traditions (III)
  9. Shocking Sexual Traditions (II)
  10. Shocking Sexual Traditions (I)
  11. Why Do Farts Smell Bad?
  12. Interesting Curiosities - part II (worth reading!)
  13. Your birth month is what you're good at
  14. Bizarre, Odd, and Amazing Fun Facts You Will Love
  15. Vulva or lips?
  16. 7 Interesting Curiosities (worth reading!)
  17. Daily Humor (13/08)
  18. Lending money to a blind friend
  19. Wise words:
  20. STUPID me...
  21. New here!

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Dark Original Versions of Popular Children’s Tales Aug 23, 2018
Pinocchio has elements of child abuse, murder, and torture.

In an earlier version of Pinocchio, the "boy" slams a hammer on Jiminy Cricket, crushing him and feel zero remorse for his actions. (Karma catches up with the little brat, as he ends up burning his feet to ash.)

But what really takes the cake—after Gepetto transforms him from a puppet to a human child, the first thing he does is run away. and continues to spread malicious rumors about Gepetto abusing him. The poor old man is thrown into prison. In the end, Pinocchio is caught and hanged from a tree for all the trouble he's caused.

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Courtroom Humor (read for a laugh) Aug 22, 2018
Its been claimed that  these are from real court room experiences – taken down and published by court reporters!

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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Woman Prefers Sex With Ghosts Over Men Aug 21, 2018
imageWell, one woman actually, a 27-year-old “spiritual guidance counselor” named Amethyst Realm. (For real?) Realm claims to have done the dirty with at least 20 ghosts. She prefers them to men.

Realm appeared on the British TV show “ITV This Morning” to talk all about the many (dead) men in her life.

“It started as an energy, then became physical,” she told hosts Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost. You can feel it. It’s difficult to explain. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well.”

Now Realm wants to get pregnant by a ghost.

“I’ve done a bit of research into phantom pregnancies,” she said. ”There’s a possibility that it is a ghost in you, but people don’t know how to carry it to full term.”

Here's the Youtube video from the interview:

#casting #rookies #survivor #hunger #duel #stars #shops
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Interesting Curiosities - part III Aug 20, 2018
1) A completely blind chameleon will still take on the colors of its environment.

2) A Giraffe has the same number of bones in its neck as a human.

3) A Koala Bear sleeps 22h of every day.(0-0)

4) An albatross can sleep while it flies!

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Did you know? Aug 19, 2018
imageIf you pour some tabasco sauce in your eyes, your eyes will get a beautiful red color.

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Improper Listening (a funny joke) Aug 18, 2018
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my testicles black?’

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ’I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body.’

He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, are my testicles black?’

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘No sir, they aren’t and I assure you, there’s nothing wrong with them, Sir !!’

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely…..

‘ A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k ?’…...

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