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Courtroom Humor (read for a laugh)

Aug 22, 2018 by Lilisha
Its been claimed that  these are from real court room experiences – taken down and published by court reporters!

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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Comments

I didn't fucking laugh
Sent by KnowYourself,Aug 22, 2018
xDDDDDDDD
Sent by TR1364,Aug 22, 2018
This is funny wtf is with the negs
Sent by MizCrackHead,Aug 22, 2018
i laughed really hard at the second one tbh
Sent by MissKate,Aug 23, 2018

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