UGH YES REDEMPTION <3 TAKE UR YELLOW UGLY ASS COAT BACK TO PITTSBURGH UGLY!!!!
Gr8 ep. Time for rankings
---QUEENS ONLY---
1. Angelina Keeley (+1) - THE QUEEN STAYS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN! This ep pretty much took Angelina out of the running in terms of a winner but I cannot wait for my new mother to win Heroes vs Villains 2!!! Love it!!! I 100% thought this bitch was going home but she said NOPE. NOT THE FUCK I!
2. Kara Kay (+1) - So pretty :') I have a feeling were ab to see survivors prettiest winner this szn <3 I LOVE when pretty ppl win. It barely happens on Survivor.
3. Gabby Pascuzzi (+5) - YES MA'AM START THAT GIRLS ALLIANCE!!!! USE THEM TEARS TO ROPE THAT OLD WOMAN IN!!! LOVE IT!!! But fr man the FUCK up and start taking names. xoxo
4. Dan Rengering (-) - Yikes @ a man not being in my top 3 yet. You were almost there but Gabby snatched his spot this ep. Pretty ppl onlyy <3
5. Alec Merlino (-) - WE LOVE A MERGE BOOT GOD! CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO GO TO PONDEROSA AND LOOK SEXY AT TRIBAL IN THE JURY SECTION EACH WEEK! SIGN ME UP!!!!
---I'M SORRY...WHO??---
6. Alison Raybould (+4) - Welcome back to the show sis. We've been waiting for you. Anywho I'm fairly confident she will lead the charge against either Dan or Alec next week and although they're both in my top 5, I FUCK with her. DO IT TO THEM!!! >:)
7. John Hennigan (-1) - It's like I want to like him but hes so irrel. Like who even are you? BYEEEEEEE.
---LOL YIKES I HATE EVERYONE ELSE SM---
8. Christian Hubicki (+4) - LOL this fucking nerd made the merge??? ewwww. anyways dont fucking like this kid but he's at least a little less annoying than the other fuckfaces.
9. Carl Boudreaux (-) - Lol I dont fucking like you. You look like one of those floaties they put out in front of car dealerships. Be gone.
10. Elizabeth Olson (+1) - Honestly I was rooting for her this ep but like...she's so....weird. Like go cry in the background or something no one wants to see you w ur big ass eyes bulging out ur strangely tiny head. Bye babe xoxo
---THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE THESE NERDS---
11. Nick Wilson (+3) - With MISS NATALEGEND gone, I can finally start hating Nick slightly less but at this point, the hate I've built up for him has gone so high I just dont think he'll ever make a comeback. Get your fucking redneck ass OFF my screen.
13. Davie Rickenbacker (-6) - First of all....get ur fucking beer belly having assss fucking french toast face asss fucking pubic hair chest looking head ass out of here. Like...you're ugly. Do you not get it? Do I have to spell it out for you? Like pls leave. lol.
14. Mike White (+1) - LOL BITCHHHH U WEAK ASLLL LMFAOOOO I WAS SCREAMING. U said some "guys...im gonna drop it" LMFAOOO I WOULDA SLAPPED UR UGLY ASS. But fr guys has anyone seen a man look more like a mouse in their lives??? like huh....
TERRIBLE WEEK! TERRIBLE! TER RI BLE! This past 2 episodes have just gone downhill :/ Anyways on to my opinions even though who even CARES anymore.
----FAVS----
1. Natalie Cole (+1) - What...a...legend...This episode was TRASH but can we all just take a moment to appreciate the legend that is Miss Natalie Cole. She really made the entire premerge. Queen stays queen adios! Cant wait for M*ke and N*ck and L*rsa to go home <3
2. Angelina Keeley (+2) - Last week I predicted Bi fell so a new queen could rise. I thought it was Natalie but now I know that Nat and Bi fell so that ANGELINA COULD RISE!!!! We STAN a legend! Natalie can I have your coat? Natalie can I have your coat? ICONIC! Truly. She is the last splash of hope I have in an otherwise ugly cast.
3. Kara Kay (-) - We love Miss Kara yes we do! I lied when I said Angelina is my last hope b/c Kara is also looking very promising. A queen. I just need her to focus on plotting against the ugly nerds this season. I'm very much team Goliath minus Mike.
4. Dan Rengering (+2) - I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY IDK WHY. His allies are ew but he is HOT. LOVE HIM!!! DAD?????
5. Alec Merlino (+1) - Honestly irrel but like also at the same time...iconic. I need him and Kara to regroup and try again bc I will not support this Goliath on Goliath hate!!!
---I HONESTLY DONT CARE AB ANYONE ELSE---
wow...i like actually struggle to rank these ppl bc like...I hate them all.
6. John Hennigan (+1) - He's like..okay ig...idk what you want me to say. This season has turned so UGLY!
7. Davie Rickenbacker (+3) - Honestly find him so boring but he's getting one of the top 2 edits so I'd rather have him win so that N*ck loses <3
8. Gabby Pascuzzi (-) - Don't like this bitch that much but I kindaaa would stan if she fucking took out John or Christian. Imagine...how iconic...
---FUCK URSELVES---
9. Carl Boudreaux (+5) - Honestly...usually anyone jumping up 5 placements means I have had a huge change of heart from last week. But this is an exception. I still dont fucking like this guy. I'm just hoping he stays irrel. K bye. Ur boring. And a cowboy. And a loser. Bye.
10. Alison Raybould (+3) - TBH Alison would be so much higher if it wasn't for next week's preview. How DARE you target THE Dan Rengering? The disrespect? She's honestly mad she looks like she's a fucking grandmother while Dan is out here stealing everyone and their mama's man. Next!!!
11. Elizabeth Olson (-) - Elizabeth is only good at doing one thing...and that is getting 11th place in my blogs. FUCK this stupid ass yeehaw I-fuck-my-cousin looking BITCH. Keep Kara's name out ur UGLY mouth u stupid wench. Next!!!
---HONESTLY WOULD PAY TO WATCH THESE PPL HAVE THEIR FINGERNAILS RIPPED OFF THEIR FINGERS SLOWLY---
12. Christian Hubicki (+3) - ???? like why does production love Christian's dick. All they do is ride it all day long. It's not cute. It's not funny. It's not enjoyable. Really hope Christian got like 9th and never comes back.
13. Lyrsa Torres (-1) - BE QUIET, LYRSA, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME.I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.
14. Nick Wilson (+2) - Are you unhappy? Is that what it is? I've honestly never SEEN a less interesting character on Survivor in years. You're not attractive, you're not cute, you're not funny. That's it. You're done. It's over. Bye.
15. Mike White (+2) - K looks like we're done with this weeks rankings tune in next week!!!
Hey cunts im bacccck. K this season is SO good but it kinda lost its magic for me with Bi out. However, I still have really high hopes for the rest of the season and really hope a new queen can fill Bi's shoes. On to my opinions and NOT urs bc urs are wrong and UGLY <3
---WE LOVE PRETTY PPL---
1. Bi Nguyen (+1) - REST IN PEACE KILLER BEE <3 I love her and honestly only someone like Bi could steal Natalie's #1 spot. She deserves #1 this week because she is a FIGHTER and needs to be BROUGHT BACK. Period. End of story. But Queen Bi fell so a new queen could rise.
2. Natalie Cole (-1) - WE LOVE MISS COLE YES WE DO!!!!! This episode was EXTREMELY worrying for Nat because although she receives negative edits in each episode, this was way more one-sided against Nat. The edit is not in favor of Nat but guess what baby? SHES WINNING. SHES THE WINNER. PERIOD. BI DID NOT FALL ON HER SWORD FOR NATALIE TO GO PREJ*RY!! NOT THE FUCK NOW NOT THE FUCK EVER!!!
3. Kara Kay (+1) - Love a cheerleader! I'm really confused as to why Kara voted the way she did but we! love! her! Without Dan, Kara needs new relationships to go on and this is best for her game. And now that Ratalia is out, she can start thriving with other pretty people. Yayyy<3
4. Angelina Keeley (-1) - Ummm rly confused as to why they didn't give her more airtime...But anywyas love this evil bitch aside from the fact that she needs to keep Natalie's name out her goddamn no-lipped mouth. But yeah <3 Yay her <3
5. Alec Merlino (+5) - I HAVE TO LAUGH! I must! Firstly, welcome to Survivor boo about the fuck time you arrived. Second off, ur hot. Third off, LMFAOOOOOOOO. OMFG Natalia was all like "omg I have Alec wrapped around my finger" and Alec said some "NOPE". LOL love it. Love you. Love it all.
---DONT RLY CARE AB U, SORRY---
6. Dan Rengering (-) - Damnit Daniel I try. I really FUCKING try to like you. But you're boring. The only reason you're so high is because a) ur hot and b) u wont vote Kara out. Other than that, booooo ur boring. Do something exciting boo. Lets get Christian out hb that??? <3
7. John Hennigan (-2) - Hmmmm yeah I'm starting to regret putting him in my top 5 last week. If he works with Chr*stian it's OVER for him. I knew to not trust a white man but I acted up last week. However if he goes back to working with Nat he can FUCK! ME! <3
8. Gabby Pascuzzi (+8) - Wait lowkey....now that Bi's out I actually like this bitch. Like awww omg i pity you, nerd <3 Her crying scene was actually cute this week but she needs to get her shit together. Make a move against Christian <3 hahaha <3
9. Natalia Azoqa (+8) - LOL NO CAP BUT I KINDA LIKED HER THIS EP. Awwww poor Natalia. I gave her the kiss of death last week. Here is a quote by ME regarding Natalia "I'm manifesting Natalia or Gabby's elimination next ep. <3" And looks like yet again I've manifested the person voted off. Natalia, you were iconic this episode but you did this to urself. Shoulda just sat there and ate your rice. See you at the finale where Natalie will be taking her crown <3
---LOL TBH ID RATHER WATCH OLD MEN PEE THAN WATCH THESE LOSERS---
10. Davie Rickenbacker (+2) - I know the edit wants me to like him but...I dont. He even admitted that he's a nerd. Only + for him is that he basically hates white ppl and I do too! Twinz <3 But fr u can go baby.
11. Elizabeth Olson (-) - Never thought I'd rank a redn*ck this high but..here I am. Dont fucking like her but as long as she keeps bonding with Kara, she may stay in the lower middle of the pack as opposed to her stereotype's usual spot at the bottom. Watch it, cowgirl.
12. Lyrsa Torres (+1) - Hi um yes...who are you? hahahaha
13. Alison Raybould (-4) - Haha are you new here?? Never seen you before :p
---TRASH. YOU ARE TRASH. PERIOD.---
14. Carl Boudreaux (-6) - Yeah...Not really sure how this ugly old man got so high on my list last week but now that Bi AND Jess are gone it's finally cleared my mind. Carl...let's get one thing straight. I dont fucking like you. You're boring. And you're little advantage? Can suck my clit. Fuck off.
15. Christian Hubicki (-) - Hi nerd! it's me again just calling to let you know that literally NO ONE LIKES U. U are a LOSER. Bye now <3
16. Nick Wilson (-9) - Haha tbh I completely forgot about you but something about your face really disturbs me. You look like a predator. STAY THE FUCK AWAY UGLY. Anyways Im pretty sure Nick wins so like GG but like...u lose at life. Get some plastic surgery with the 1 mil or sum.
17. Mike White (-3) - Mike White...I know that in your weird, ugly, deluded, old man head you think you're some kind of a big deal...but you're not. Get over yourself, babe. It's not cute. You're not cute. I haven't liked you since the BEGINNING and this was your fucking last straw. You know what, Mike? I'm ready to see Survivor without YOU. Keep NATALIE NAPALM COLE's name out ur goddamn FILTHY mouth you low-life bottom-of-the-barrel SCUM. You're dismissed. See you at prejury ponderosa next week <3
THIS FUCKING SEASON IS SO GOOD. WIG LADIES!! WE ARE TRULY EATING GOOD!!! Anyways on to my opinions <3
---MY WIG IS GONE SOMEONE PLS FIND IT---
1. Natalie Cole (-) - THE QUEEN FUCKING STAYS QUEEN. LIKE I PREDICTED IN THE LAST EPISODE SHES TAKING NAMES!!! A strategic LEGEND! She purposely put herself in the challenge to throw it to kick Jeremy's hating ass outta here. Mom is that you?
2. Bi Nguyen (-) - FINALLY MISS BI GETS SOME CONTENT. Lol if they fucking medevac Bi I will CUT and im not fucking joking around. She's the only saving grace on her tribe of LOSERS.
3. Angelina Keeley (-) - I KNEW I STANNED FOR A REASON. Miss Angelina is truly the strategic force behind todays vote and I am hopeful she will do well because of it. A good episode for her.
4. Kara Kay (+1) - Not much from Kara this week but she commented on why Jeremy's a threat so we love her!!! Can she like ditch her alliance already or something lol...
5. John Hennigan (+2) - I usually HATE guys that fit John's archetype but he is really forcing me to love him. As long as he has Natalie's back he has my support. But he's walking on a thin line.
---Don't Really Care Ab Them Lol---
6. Dan Rengering (-) - Like him buttttt he needs to go so that Kara can live. Sorry, I didn't write the rules.
7. Nick Wilson (+6) - Probably the person who has changed my opinion of them the most in the shortest amount of time. Thought I'd hate him but he's actually pretty likable. I think him wanting to take out Gabby only for there to be a swap only hinders his winning chances because if Gabby were to have gone, his confessionals this episode would edgically be backed up. I think unless he or Christian get rid of Gabby soon, this episode was meant to hurt him.
8. Carl Boudreaux (+4) - Carl is really standing out to me as a contender. Sure, he's ugly. Sure, he's a c*wboy. But he has really strong content. I see him going far. I also see him going back down my rankings as the weeks go on. But while there are still many ppl in the game, ima choose to support him.
9. Alison Raybould (+2) - Still iffy about her. But at this point she's this high not because I like her but because I dislike everyone else more. <3
---LOL I DONT LIKE U---
10. Alec Merlino (-1) - At one point or another, his nearly invisible edit was not gonna make up for how hot he is. Not TERRIBLE but we all know he's not winning so likeeee he can go.
11. Elizabeth Olson (+3) - Still dont like this white bitch but for some reason I'm getting Catie Turner vibes from her and we LOVE Catie Turner.
12. Davie Rickenbacker (-4) - Not sure why he was so high in the first place but nothing about him seems interesting to me. I think all of his edit so far has been situational and I rly hope he leaves with the idol in his pocket unless he plans on using it on Bi or Natalie.
13. Lyrsa Torres (-3) - This episode Lyrsa was literally invisible and I think it speaks to her chances. Only reason she was visible last ep was bc she was on the chopping block. Dont like her and Id be happy to see her go soon.
---FUCK OFF---
14. Mike White (+3) - Rly dont like this old fuck but at this point I hate him less than the others below him. Hope he goes soon even tho I think this was a good ep for him kinddd of (edgically speaking).
15. Christian Hubicki (+1) - I stand by my statement that I HATE NERDS. That being said, Im sad to say I dont see a scenario in which Christian doesn't make at least final 5. That's disgusting.
16. Gabby Pascuzzi (-1) - I HATE that Gabby is not in the bottom 2 of this week's rankings but she got lucky this week. There's almost no way out of the bottom 2 next week unless she pulls out something iconic out of her ass. I really dont like this NERD and wish they went to tribal just so she could've gotten BLINDSIDED.
17. Natalia Azoqa (+1) - HAH I HATE THIS DUMB CUNT AND CANT WAIT FOR HER TO LEAVE. Really bad ep for Nat edgic-wise and personality-wise so glad she isnt winning <3 bye bitch <3 I'm manifesting Natalia or Gabby's elimination next ep. <3
18. Jeremy Crawford (+1) - This is a quote from me referring to Jeremy on last week's blog "FUCK U. YOU'RE GOING HOME." And guess what BITCH. U WENT HOME. QUEEN STAYS QUEEN ADIOS!
Heyyy. I'm still rly loving this szn. It has been pretty unpredictable thus far. Sad ab the boot but I rly didn't see that one coming. Hoping they keep developing each and every person every episode.
---ICONS ONLY---
1. Natalie Cole (-) - MISS COLE IS TAKING NAMES AND Y'ALL ARE NOT READY. She doesn't need "social awareness" since she is "that bitch" and will "fuck her entire tribe up". Cant wait for her to win <3 We love winners <3
2. Bi Nguyen (+2) - How dare they blindside this queen. Ugh but I cant wait for Bi to get revenge and take those ugly girls out. She's gotten a little below average of an edit but it's better than what I anticipated for her. Still worried she's gonna get premerge'd.
3. Angelina Keeley (-1) - Idk why but I really like her. Last week we saw her villainous side and this week we saw a slightly softer side. I just need her to find new allies. This majority alliance is so ugly.
4. Jessica Peet (-2) - RIP </3 I rly thought Jess was gonna go far but this ep blindsided me. I feel like she should be brought back on a future season she has a lot of potential. Bi will avenge you <3
5. Kara Kay (-) - Kara knows what the FUCK is going on around camp and I love that for her. A little worried she's going to get Figgy'd but her perception at camp seems to be strong. I hate her alliance but like that she's in the majority for now. Just hope they flip on Dan instead of her.
---TOLERABLE---
6. Dan Rengering (-) - Still quite like him but he is not a very good player. I don't see him lasting very long unless they cut Kara within the next few ep's. His idol being exposed is not good for him but ESPECIALLY not good for Kara. Rip
7. John Hennigan (+6) - Isn't getting a lot of screentime which I'm happy ab considering how big of a name he is but he is team Natalie so I support him.
8. Davie Rickenbacker (+3) - Don't rly know where Davie fits in this season. He found the idol so ig yay him but he better stay on Bi and Carl's side. Kinda boring imo.
9. Alec Merlino (-1) - Hasn't done much. Still think he's getting booted soon. He's hot tho.
10. Lyrsa Torres (+4) - Not the biggest fan of her and would rather see her go over Jess but now that she's still in I'm kindda rooting for her. We love an underdog. Hate her allies tho.
---Y'ALL CAN GO---
11. Alison Raybould (-2) - Last week I was iffy ab her this week she was invisible so I find her boring. She can go.
12. Carl Boudreaux (+5) - Still don't like this cowboy but he's voted with Bi and Jess so I naturally like him more.
13. Nick Wilson (+7) - Really really really worried that Nick comparing Christian and himself to JT and Stephen isn't foreshadowing their final 3 run. I hope to goddddd he or Christian go home soon but for some reason I found Nick way more likeable this ep. This being said, I would not like to see him the entire season.
14. Elizabeth Olson (+1) - Still don't like her. She reminds me of farmers. I hate farmers.
---PLS LEAVE---
15. Gabby Pascuzzi (-8) - BITCHHHH you annoying asl. Bi and Jess told who they were voting for and ur paranoid ass had to go and fuck it up. You can go.
16. Christian Hubicki (-4) - Hate nerds. I knew to not trust him.
17. Mike White (-1) - Keep Natalie's name out ur mouth old man!!!!
18. Natalia Azoqa (-) - Read above. :*
19. Jeremy Crawford (-9) - How DARE you. You think shits sweet telling Nat that you're all ab black empowerment only to target her!?!?! FUCK U. YOU'RE GOING HOME.
Hi! This season actually excites me so much. Best premiere episode in a few seasons. I feel like the more recent seasons only focus on like 4 main characters and the others fall into the background but this editing is rly good so far. (watch it flop next ep)
Anyways, here are my thoughts;
---FAVES---
1. Natalie Cole - THIS BITCH IS GOING TO FUCK UP UR FAVS WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT SO JOT THAT DOWN. No but fr I love her slowly forming underdog edit. <3
2. Angelina Keeley - LOL I didn't think I'd like her but her villainous attitude is sooo fun to watch. I hope she continues to be a villain this szn we need another powerful female szn.
3. Jessica Peet - I feel like Jessica's either gonna go far or be the shock premerge boot. I rly liked her from what I've seen so far. Queen of aligning w ppl.
4. Bi Nguyen - I PRAY BI ENDS THE ASIAN WOMAN PREMERGE BOOT CURSE. She seems so cute and sweet but I feel like all the screentime she got was purely to advance Jessica's edit so I'm worried the curse wont be broken this szn :/
5. Kara Kay - QUEEN OF NOT KNOWING HER NAME. I rly like Kara and hope she isn't given the invisible blonde girl edit. Also I rly hope her edit isn't only surrounding Dan.
6. Dan Rengering - I didn't think I'd like this trumpy but I like his cockiness and he's aligning with women so that's a + in my books.
---MEH---
7. Gabby Pascuzzi - She's cute or whatevuhh but she rly needs to stop crying. I want to root for her but my nerdphobia extends to women too and so if she continues to act sm*rt this will be a problem for me. I also hate who she's aligned with. But read more ab that below.
8. Alec Merlino - He's hot. idk much else ab him. Rly worried he's premerge tho cuz CBS banned him from the finale & idt they'd do that if he was a central character. This also concerns me ab Kara bc the two are very close outside of the game so I can only assume they either made the merge together or were in prejury ponderosa. (i think the latter is more likely)
9. Alison Raybould - HOW IS THIS BITCH 28 SHE LOOKS 40. She's giving me Amanda from BB20(ik this isnt her name but i honest to god forget it LMFAOAOAOAO). But I liked her content for the most part and hope she and Angelina become villainous queens taking out the men.
10. Jeremy Crawford - don't know anything ab him but he looks kinddaaa hot
11. Davie Rickenbacker - don't know anything ab him either except for the octopus thing. I say he goes far and so far I like him except for the part ab him admitting he's a n*rd.
---GO HOME---
12. Christian Hubicki - Okay as I've mentioned before, I HATE nerds. And this bitch is the biggest nerd I've ever seen. On a typical szn, someone like him would be last. But I kindda liked him in this premiere. Plus I rly dislike everyone below him. He got lucky but I'm thinking he's likely to move down a few episodes down the road.
13. John Hennigan - bitch i don't care what names your "fans" call you i call you BORING.
14. Lyrsa Torres - honestly idk ab this one. I thought I'd like her but for some reason she really rubbed me the wrong way. Hope the edit isn't tricking us and she or her ally is the target for the David tribe.
15. Elizabeth Olson - I don't like ANYTHING about this bitch and I'm extremely worried bc the edit leads me to believe she's making it deep. Fuck her and her cowboy hat.
16. Mike White - He's everything I don't like. Old, white, and male. Thank God he didn't get that idol. You have to go so Natalie can live <3
17. Carl Boudreaux - they decided to cast not 1 but 2 yeehaw ugly ass cowboy mfs. Disgusting.
18. Natalia Azoqa - keep Natalie's name out ur damn mouth bitch. be gone.
19. Pat Cusack - THANK GOD THIS UGLY ASS OLD ASS MF IS OFF MY SCREEN. <3 LOVE IT
20. Nick Wilson - Bitch you disgust me. Idk why and frankly idrc. I want him gone ASAP
