UGH YES REDEMPTION <3 TAKE UR YELLOW UGLY ASS COAT BACK TO PITTSBURGH UGLY!!!!
Gr8 ep. Time for rankings
---QUEENS ONLY---
1. Angelina Keeley (+1) - THE QUEEN STAYS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN! This ep pretty much took Angelina out of the running in terms of a winner but I cannot wait for my new mother to win Heroes vs Villains 2!!! Love it!!! I 100% thought this bitch was going home but she said NOPE. NOT THE FUCK I!
2. Kara Kay (+1) - So pretty :') I have a feeling were ab to see survivors prettiest winner this szn <3 I LOVE when pretty ppl win. It barely happens on Survivor.
3. Gabby Pascuzzi (+5) - YES MA'AM START THAT GIRLS ALLIANCE!!!! USE THEM TEARS TO ROPE THAT OLD WOMAN IN!!! LOVE IT!!! But fr man the FUCK up and start taking names. xoxo
4. Dan Rengering (-) - Yikes @ a man not being in my top 3 yet. You were almost there but Gabby snatched his spot this ep. Pretty ppl onlyy <3
5. Alec Merlino (-) - WE LOVE A MERGE BOOT GOD! CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO GO TO PONDEROSA AND LOOK SEXY AT TRIBAL IN THE JURY SECTION EACH WEEK! SIGN ME UP!!!!
---I'M SORRY...WHO??---
6. Alison Raybould (+4) - Welcome back to the show sis. We've been waiting for you. Anywho I'm fairly confident she will lead the charge against either Dan or Alec next week and although they're both in my top 5, I FUCK with her. DO IT TO THEM!!! >:)
7. John Hennigan (-1) - It's like I want to like him but hes so irrel. Like who even are you? BYEEEEEEE.
---LOL YIKES I HATE EVERYONE ELSE SM---
8. Christian Hubicki (+4) - LOL this fucking nerd made the merge??? ewwww. anyways dont fucking like this kid but he's at least a little less annoying than the other fuckfaces.
9. Carl Boudreaux (-) - Lol I dont fucking like you. You look like one of those floaties they put out in front of car dealerships. Be gone.
10. Elizabeth Olson (+1) - Honestly I was rooting for her this ep but like...she's so....weird. Like go cry in the background or something no one wants to see you w ur big ass eyes bulging out ur strangely tiny head. Bye babe xoxo
---THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE THESE NERDS---
11. Nick Wilson (+3) - With MISS NATALEGEND gone, I can finally start hating Nick slightly less but at this point, the hate I've built up for him has gone so high I just dont think he'll ever make a comeback. Get your fucking redneck ass OFF my screen.
13. Davie Rickenbacker (-6) - First of all....get ur fucking beer belly having assss fucking french toast face asss fucking pubic hair chest looking head ass out of here. Like...you're ugly. Do you not get it? Do I have to spell it out for you? Like pls leave. lol.
14. Mike White (+1) - LOL BITCHHHH U WEAK ASLLL LMFAOOOO I WAS SCREAMING. U said some "guys...im gonna drop it" LMFAOOO I WOULDA SLAPPED UR UGLY ASS. But fr guys has anyone seen a man look more like a mouse in their lives??? like huh....
