LOVE THIS EP! <3 The edit has really tricked me quite a bit this season. Overall 10/10 ep except for the slander of one of my favs. She'll redeem herself though.
---ICONS ONLY---
1. Angelina Keeley (-) - YES BITCH TAKE THAT BITCH OUT RIGHT AFTER YOU TOOK HER BESTIE OUT LAST WEEK! LOVE IT!!! GREAT WEEK! WE LOVE A GOOD COWGIRL BLINDSIDE!!! Angelina will be our first CPN female winner and I cannot wait!
2. Kara Kay (-) - Okay but like...Kara is...literally winning. Whew! Love it! Really hate the new 6 person alliance but thank GOD Kara is here to wreck them!!! FUCK YOU BRAD CULPEPPER!
3. Alison Raybould (+3) - All of the sudden this queen has emerged. However...her alliance is ugly. Like literally ugly. Would love to see her turn against them <3 But her raspy voice is so sexy despite her looking like she's nearly a senior citizen.
4. Dan Rengering (-) - Ughhhhh he's sooooo fineeeee. But he was kinda annoying this ep but like...when you're that fine...you can be as annoying as you please. I want to watch his and Kara's sex tape.
---DON'T LIKE ANYONE ELSE HAHAHA---
5. Alec Merlino (-) - KEEP ANGELINA'S NAME OUT UR MOUTH!!! BUT UR ALSO SEXY!!! U CAN KEEP 5TH PLACE BUT I WOULDN'T MIND SEEING YOU LEAVE!!! FUCK U BUT ALSO FUCK ME!
6. John Hennigan (+1) - Lmfaoo this bitch is so cringey. But I kinda like him. No way he's winning tho. Overall...cool? Ig?
8. Christian Hubicki (-) - We should all know by now that I have nerdphobia but Christian isn't the worst this season...and that's saying something about the others. He's incredibly cringey but I can deal with him if he stops fucking talking. No one cares what the FUCK a factorial is. Do my homework, bitch.
9. Elizabeth Olson (+1) - YAYYYY <3 Cowgirl went home <3 Have fun with your horses or whatever it is you white ppl play with ahahaha
10. Carl Boudreaux (-1) - I rly dont fucking like you or your ugly ass hat but you don't talk much so keep it that way sweetie xoxo
---GET NAPALM'D ALREADY---
11. Davie Rickenbacker (+2) - Lol so happy your edit isn't all that anymore. Bye. Lol. You're fucking ugly. You and your dad bod. Lol. K bye fr.
12. Mike White (+2) - I HATE OLD MEN!!!!!!!! SRSLY!
13. Nick Wilson (-2) - You may have dreamy eyes but you will always be a d*vid at heart. Take you and your redneck ass OFF my island little boy!!! Get to steppin xoxoxoxoxo
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