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Survivor 37 Episode 5 Rankings & Opinions

12thOct 24, 2018 by HaydenNicole
TERRIBLE WEEK! TERRIBLE! TER RI BLE! This past 2 episodes have just gone downhill :/ Anyways on to my opinions even though who even CARES anymore.

----FAVS----

1. Natalie Cole (+1) - What...a...legend...This episode was TRASH but can we all just take a moment to appreciate the legend that is Miss Natalie Cole. She really made the entire premerge. Queen stays queen adios! Cant wait for M*ke and N*ck and L*rsa to go home <3

2. Angelina Keeley (+2) - Last week I predicted Bi fell so a new queen could rise. I thought it was Natalie but now I know that Nat and Bi fell so that ANGELINA COULD RISE!!!! We STAN a legend! Natalie can I have your coat? Natalie can I have your coat? ICONIC! Truly. She is the last splash of hope I have in an otherwise ugly cast.

3. Kara Kay (-) - We love Miss Kara yes we do! I lied when I said Angelina is my last hope b/c Kara is also looking very promising. A queen. I just need her to focus on plotting against the ugly nerds this season. I'm very much team Goliath minus Mike.

4. Dan Rengering (+2) - I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY IDK WHY. His allies are ew but he is HOT. LOVE HIM!!! DAD?????

5. Alec Merlino (+1) - Honestly irrel but like also at the same time...iconic. I need him and Kara to regroup and try again bc I will not support this Goliath on Goliath hate!!!

---I HONESTLY DONT CARE AB ANYONE ELSE---

wow...i like actually struggle to rank these ppl bc like...I hate them all.

6. John Hennigan (+1) - He's like..okay ig...idk what you want me to say. This season has turned so UGLY!

7. Davie Rickenbacker (+3) - Honestly find him so boring but he's getting one of the top 2 edits so I'd rather have him win so that N*ck loses <3

8. Gabby Pascuzzi (-) - Don't like this bitch that much but I kindaaa would stan if she fucking took out John or Christian. Imagine...how iconic...

---FUCK URSELVES---

9. Carl Boudreaux (+5) - Honestly...usually anyone jumping up 5 placements means I have had a huge change of heart from last week. But this is an exception. I still dont fucking like this guy. I'm just hoping he stays irrel. K bye. Ur boring. And a cowboy. And a loser. Bye.

10. Alison Raybould (+3) - TBH Alison would be so much higher if it wasn't for next week's preview. How DARE you target THE Dan Rengering? The disrespect? She's honestly mad she looks like she's a fucking grandmother while Dan is out here stealing everyone and their mama's man. Next!!!

11. Elizabeth Olson (-) - Elizabeth is only good at doing one thing...and that is getting 11th place in my blogs. FUCK this stupid ass yeehaw I-fuck-my-cousin looking BITCH. Keep Kara's name out ur UGLY mouth u stupid wench. Next!!!

---HONESTLY WOULD PAY TO WATCH THESE PPL HAVE THEIR FINGERNAILS RIPPED OFF THEIR FINGERS SLOWLY---

12. Christian Hubicki (+3) - ???? like why does production love Christian's dick. All they do is ride it all day long. It's not cute. It's not funny. It's not enjoyable. Really hope Christian got like 9th and never comes back.

13. Lyrsa Torres (-1) - BE QUIET, LYRSA, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME.I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.

14. Nick Wilson (+2) - Are you unhappy? Is that what it is? I've honestly never SEEN a less interesting character on Survivor in years. You're not attractive, you're not cute, you're not funny. That's it. You're done. It's over. Bye.

15. Mike White (+2) - K looks like we're done with this weeks rankings tune in next week!!!

#Survivor

Comments

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Sent by ghrocky100,Oct 24, 2018
ok this is semi iconic
Sent by yolo,Oct 24, 2018
Nick and Lyrsa being at the bottom is accurate but Mike should be at the top tbh
Sent by austino15fffan,Oct 24, 2018
these are so bad....
Sent by rawr121,Oct 24, 2018
these are so bad....
Sent by rawr121,Oct 25, 2018
Sent by MJFJUNE,Oct 25, 2018
Imagine calling this the worst season ever because someone who was obviously getting premerge got voted out
Sent by CrimsonEnnui,Oct 25, 2018
crimsonennui really dont recall calling this the worst szn ever
Sent by HaydenNicole,Oct 25, 2018

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