Hello Tengaged! This being so exciting meeting again!! I no be saying hello for long time.. and now I here? So exciting!!
Anyway, as many of you people be knowing, Jennifer101 being in stars!! And if you be reading my blog, you should be knowing that in my eye, Jennifer always being star.. but now even more!
Ok, so I be doing simple calculation, and YES of course I wanting you to support Jennifer through stars journey.. but it seem like she already going to win! This is why I be coming up with Han's Theorem of Stars.
If Function f being continuous in bounded closed interval [a,b] and function also being differentiable on open interval (a,b) then there exist stars winner (c) such that winner = (Stars Game # + Username #) x (495911887705.24285).
Now one might be saying... Oh Han.. this being so complicate... how it work?
It being so simple!!
Ok! So it being stars 109.. and it being JENNIFER101.. so I taking username number!! (If username no having number.. I think you no win!:()
ok! So I be getting 109+101 = 210! and now I just be multiplying in head with 495911887705.24285. This equal 104141496418101!!
And now you be saying.. Uhh HanJin.. how that mean Jenn win?
Ok.. well this may seeming like DAVINCI code, and I be cracking!! because this number also equal Jennifer name when converted from letter to number!!
J E N N I F E R 1 0 1
10 4 14 14 9 6 4 18 1 0 1
It seem like Jennifer winning stars.. being written in the stars!! hehe!!
Anywoo, to other star player.. I being VERY SORRY, that there being no chance for you to be winning.. I mean.. you can be trying hard.. and second still being good? hehe but you no be making history like Jenn!!
This is a load of crud! Honestly! You don't think a University level Mathematician will be able to see through this?
You manipulated this formula so Jennifer101 would win! That decimal number you are multiplying is the result from dividing the long number by 109x101! :(
I dislike this! Very much!!
I can win Stars without a frickin' number!! (angry face)
EWWWWWWWWWWW REAL ANALYSIS... HATES THAT CLASS... ughhh and actually based on your equation and given statements, you used the Mean Value Theorem which states there exists a f'(c) = 0 ... so your claim is that the antiderivate of f'(x) = (Stars Game # + Username #) x (495911887705.24285) when the derivative is 0. ... but if you were using the intermediate value theorem, (which would've been easier to explain) if f(x):[a,b] -> R is continuous, then there exists a (c) element of [a,b] such that f(a)<k<f(b) where k=f(c) and k=stars winners, and for all x corresponding to tengaged users ... and the differentiable part isn't necessary
I don't be understanding what rolling and mean theorem being? I just knowing that when I do calculation with abacus, I making Han Theorem of Stars. Jennifer be winning:)
... well it's not really Rolles Theorem... it's more MVT than Rolles... i thought at first it was Rolles... because Rolles means that a and b have equal values
Hello Tengaged! This being so exciting meeting again!! I no be saying hello for long time.. and now I here? So exciting!!