For a good, honest drunken opinion. They say a drunk never lies, well I'm a biv drunk and ready to funk. Mine is an opinion that's one in a million. Expect nothing but honesty, honestly.
Go 'ed.
DISCLAIMER: IF I DON'T KNOW YOU I MIGHT EITHER FUCK YOU OFF OR MAKE UP A BIT OF A SATIRICAL PARAGR*PH
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@I_PullDaStrings - Well you certainly pull the strings, I can tell ya that much for free. I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
Scrafty - I don't know you from Adam. Message me, my lip gloss is popping honeyyyyyyy I fink we would go for dinner honeyyyy
tyboy618 - You've #Rack 'ed up, but we haven't really spoken yet! Let's do it mate. P.S. Don't LOL at my Jenz you big piece of haddock.
DanielKennedy111 - Hello hello, it is you Daniel Kennedy! I like you, I like you a lot. You're a fellow millionaire, a fellow debonair and a fellow baudelaire. But to be honest you should just come out of the closet lad. Nobody's bothered if you're a gayb, we all love you for it! Top respect for doing yoga, I tried a bit of yoga on Wii Fit once at lonlee house and suffice to say, it didn't go too well. I was flapping abar like a lost pigeon.
@bellajennaxo - Get on the goon! We just met Big Ad but I quite love you already. We share a mutual "almost bisexual" sexuality, that's for sure and I know we both fancy Michael Phelps (y). Hopefully we continue this beautiful friendship, you have nice suspenders, a nice personality and a nice mum to boot. Top of respects to you lad, and thanks for my Abhorrible Snowman sign. =]
BengalBoy - Me best mate and me rad bromance. OL and IRL. We've had more great banters than can be imagined. The banter may have waned for a little when we both fked off for our birds, but I can surely say the Bugg Brothers are Back in $$Bizniz$$. We share a lot of the same interests and humour and are just the same person in alorra ways. We are two sides of the same coin. Two pickles in the same Subway sandwich. I love you Dru, but I've got nothing to remind me of you. Way up on the mountain where she died, all I ever wanted was your life. No matter what we'll remain best of mates forever, our 8 year mateiversary is almost here and here's to another 8 years laa.
BOBROCKS333 - You rock. Thanks for letting me linger around as a rad bumor, maybe we can become a rad bromance in time. Your feelings are more important, of course.
MrMinaj - Big Matt (y) You're a bit odd but nontheless a cool guy. I liked the time you trolled and pretended to be drunk and the time you staged a revolt against Jenna because you wanted to be your own person. Despite the fact you said I look like a big nerd ugly boi on call, I can shake hands with ya.
lemonface - All I know is that your name is pronounced lemonfacé in the French way, not gay, just a bit okay. No one is waiting for you on the other side, but it's alright because I'm waiting for you on this side. I never used to know why you were such a big deal and always top trending. As a matter of fact, I still don't, as you have fked me off. Big Black Buck Dav likes you and so does Dru so you must be ok. Anyways, I hope you get this lass, hit me back just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan. This is Dav.
Danger - Big RJ (y) We were never really ma8s until la8ly, but since we were I found that we share a lot of the same interests such as getting bare stoned and whacking on the Kid Cudi (y) I lark you, I lark you a lot, and I am excited to continue as fellow Millionaires and continue to get pure stoned in the future. And how could I forget to mention the bicycle?
dav_o_79 My main lad. Whether we're bantering over Victoria's Secret fashion shows or GTA Vice City, we can always have a good laugh. You're a posh fucking princess and I appreciate your friendship on every level. Love how you're an alcoholic, and can't wait to come to GA and have a good ol' fashioned p*ssup. You're my posh fucking best mate, and I'll forever be Consigliere in the #Rack. #Rack up or #Pack up. I'll never forget the times Joel, you and I used to cam and the time I bought Davil horns especially for you. The Davil beams a big beaming grin. < 3 ILY ma8.
Trust - Alright Big Zack. I don't know ya very well but Kay likes you so that's a plus. Your username is strangely alluring and makes me want to trust you for it.
Foxox - Fantastic Mrs. Fox. Arguably my favourite Australian on the site, arguably not. But mostly you are. We met just from being on random calls and Dru & I calling you Foxxy Bingo and since then we've been mates. Gary McConn loves ya, and I can see why. I love that you have a good sense of humour, and do things like singing Kookaburra to me and pioneering the booty tooch on Tengaged. Top respect.
Zurks - Up on a hill is where we began, this little story a long time ago. Only just met you in Rookies abar two weeks ago despite us coexisting on this site for a long time. Although to be fair for part of that I was prohibited from talking to you for legal r*asons. It's always nice to meet a fellow reader. You got Nick evicted with Sprtsgy and tried to play the blame game with Me & Gaz but that's alright. I find you very nice and very drole, no wonder Joel and Dru bummed you rotten for so long.
chelss - I used to really like you when we were both in the OC Chat ages ago! (call) ?? You, Jennifer and I were the only ones who didn't take it seriously, top respect lass. I like you, yeah I like you and I'm feeling so bohemian like you.
sjsoccer88 - Sjs (y) Hey I've just met you, and this is crazy, but you seem like a cool fella. Our most memorable moment together is the time we played in a Casting and you got banned you fkin crazy p*do.
HelenCoops - Coopsy me lad. Bonded over sharing a certain user's Little Black Cock. I like you automatically because you're an Aussie, if you ever wanna get on the goon together just message me on Skype mate.
danny - You've been a wild rover for many a year and spent all your money on whiskey and beer. We used to talk a lot and have sick banter on calls back in 2010, but since then we've fked each off good and proper. You fked me off when I messaged you yesterday, it's clear that our moment has passed and it's time to go our separate ways.
sokerdude7 - I never knew who you were until lately, all I knew is that you were in ETNAL and friends with Big O. I enjoy your presence in calls and you are a funny bloke. Top gayboy, top respect.
hMzz - All I know about you is from what Esah tells me. Apparently you have a girly voice and are a closet gay. But who knows if Esah can be trusted?
@Prince_Charming - Don't you ever stop being dandy showing me you're handsome. Prince_Charming, ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Don't you ever lower yourself, forgetting all your standards. Get Gay or Get Out.
#lamontlamar1998 - You're a crazy bastard! I'll never forget the time we went out on the pale ales in Anaheim in '88 and we met that midget and invited him back to play cards at our apartment. Then you got p*ssed off with him and locked him in a cupboard and we forgot to let him out until the morning, and then he came out in the morning kicking and screaming and jumped out of the window and we never saw him again LOL. Here's to more good times mate.
#william3 - From now on I am doing PYNs on active, relevant Tengagers only.
#Deceased - Big Deceased I love you ever since '97 when we were dealing c*ke for Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Every morning we would take Whitney's per diem money and take her to the martel cartel and she bought half a gram of blow every day. We couldn't snort all the blow we were stealing from her! It all culminated after the '97 grammies when Whitney and Ricky Martin showed up and asked us to take them to the martel cartel before leaving town. Classic.
#Yoshitomi - Hoed my life in the past game we had together. That's all there is to say. It's over, kiddo. The jig's up.
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** NOTE I will finish this next time I am drunk! It would be false advertising to fill it out now. Anyone below Yoshitomi will be given a good seeing to. **
For a good, honest drunken opinion. They say a drunk never lies, well I'm a biv drunk and ready to funk. Mine is an opinion that's one in a million. Expect nothing but honesty, honestly.
is that lady gaga in your picture =[