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TG MEETUP FROM HELL

6thMar 19, 2016 by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT
imageI know it's been a while sweethearts, but I feel the need to share this with all of you, a true Tengaged meetup disaster. For any of you who may be thinking of doing this, if your man hasn't already left you for jenzie and the plans are still in the works, I would advise against it NOW. Some of you already know I met up with lemonface in August and again in January and everything seemed so perfect, but we met again this week and it quickly became apparent that the first two times she was acting fake and hiding her bad habits/undesirable behavioural tendencies in order to "catfish" me or whatever so here's the full story for anybody who's interested. This is not an attack on her, merely a warning.

For a whole week I was kept awake all night by a cacophony of heavy breathing and snoring, blanket-hogging and being near pushed off the bed. I was subject to verbal abuse being accused of having a "fat pouch" to being likened to female bunny cartoon characters (Judy Hopps) and was also accused of being actors Jeff Goldblum and Joel Kinnaman on numerous occasions. Not only that, but I was also tricked into getting drunk and taken advantage of (consistently blowing .3 higher on the portable BAC breathalyser).

Joking aside, we enjoyed a spectacular week of fun and debauchery and all in all it was a successful third meeting. Despite only being there for 9 nights we managed to pack a lot into the trip. We visited a haunted house, swam with dolphins and were chased by sushies, climbed a volcano and went banana collecting as well as seeing Blue Man Group (good show), riding dirty Boston subway and my favourite part as always enjoying the delicacies of American cuisine (including my first trip to Olive Garden shoutout to Brian Redban, about 20 trips to Dunkin' Donuts in which 2 of those orders were correct and many other places).

The week also saw the formulation of my drag career as either Aquafina or Judy Hopps, name still undecided and pictures redacted until I perfect my makeup and sissy my walk to an acceptable standard.

Here is a particularly candid pic of me right after I left that Becca screenshotted from snapchat: http://i.imgur.com/eISQhaA.png

http://i.imgur.com/4KDTlQP.png A snapshot of our first night

http://i.imgur.com/so3iGdr.png
http://i.imgur.com/FQSCBZR.png
other random selfies

All in all we both had fun and we're still as much besties and I still love her as much as ever for the four of you that were wondering

People who might care jenzie Lucinda Diva1 Danger

Comments

a rolling stones t shirt?

you are forgiven for naming me the rimmer from milano
Sent by vansreborn,Mar 19, 2016
awww glad you had a good time sir stromming!!
Sent by Richpaca,Mar 19, 2016
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU JUDY HOPPS
Sent by lemonface,Mar 19, 2016
Jk love you had such a great time < 3
Sent by lemonface,Mar 19, 2016
MY FAV TG COUPLE! LEMONFACE & FRONTIERPSYCHIATRIST
Sent by Lucinda,Mar 19, 2016
lucinda < 333
Sent by lemonface,Mar 19, 2016
I wouldn't like ur face in between my legs :(

And becca is so overrated with her looks
Sent by Streams,Mar 20, 2016
Aww, happy you guys had another good meet-up < 3
Sent by FlamingJojo,Mar 20, 2016
LOL YOU CRIED BYE
Sent by WannaBeeFriends,Mar 20, 2016
YASSSSSSSS I STAN YOU AND BECCA SO MUCH I LOVE THIS BLOG SLAY
Sent by ElectraViv,Mar 20, 2016
aww omg
Sent by Gardenia,Mar 20, 2016
aw cute
Sent by KingGeek,Mar 20, 2016
OMG i love this huns thanks for thinking of me!!!!
Sent by jenzie,Mar 20, 2016
awww this was cute
Sent by skyler1822,Mar 20, 2016
dayum lemonface you are gorgeous
Sent by Brad13535,Mar 20, 2016
LMFAO your blog pic
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Mar 20, 2016
OMG yes!!!!
Sent by owlb0ned,Mar 20, 2016
fucking luvsit dav FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT  lemonface ya'll are so cute =]
Sent by Abrogate,Mar 20, 2016
Lol the big boy cried his eyes out! So cute :)
Sent by Minie,Mar 20, 2016
LOL I can imagine lemonface definitely taking all the blankets and wearing cucumber masks to bed
How did you like Olive Garden frontierpsychiatrist ?
Sent by kimmal8,Mar 20, 2016
DONT CLOWN THE BOSTON SUBWAYS
Sent by BrenLa,Mar 20, 2016
I cannot believe it. She called you Joel Kinnaman.
Sent by Jujubee,Mar 20, 2016
kimmal8 best salad ever
Sent by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT,Mar 20, 2016
lemonface is so cute
Sent by Blitszims,Mar 20, 2016
so did y'all fuck?
Sent by Volibear,Mar 20, 2016
"heavy breathing and snoring, blanket-hogging and being near pushed off the bed. "

Literally how it is sleeping with me.

PS. This is so cute, loveeee it < 333333
Sent by Danger,Mar 20, 2016
Cute as hell!
Sent by PrincessTeePee,Mar 20, 2016
okay this is cute wtf
Sent by tyleror,Mar 20, 2016
I love you < 333
Sent by Diva1,Mar 22, 2016

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