Tengaged's Top 10 Rimlickers: Volume 2.

3rdJun 28, 2014 by FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT

Last week we went deep into Tengaged's rim licking underground and found the likes of Seal, Fat Paddy, and unkown. Some disagreed ( Seal) but proved their rim licking potential the very same day. If you thought those guys were bad, they were just the tip of the iceberg and here we have the final top 5. Who will earn the title of Rimlicker From Milano? Who will lose out?

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#5 - BostonRob_
"Boston" Rob _ alias Robbie Rotten alias Kiren rhymes with siren would perhaps win a rim licking lifetime achievement award, if it existed. He's been around since the dark ages, a time when the only rim to lick went by the name of Brittany or Malibu and was almost guaranteed to be a man. He sailed through Irish waters, wooing carlab1 with lines straight out of a Shakespearean romance and later holly1230 (also known as hollyy1230 and holllyy1230 due to her having a few false starts) with lines we haven't seen since the original installment of American Pie.

GREATEST RIMLICKING QUOTE(s): "I cant even go outside when its sunny cause its so beautiful it reminds me of u :)"
"last I seen you, was in the blue bikini and I swear to go I drew wood.
wanna trade pics? snap chat? you first you sexy little fuck.
maybe ill send a gift your way and kiss your pic when i screenshot"

#4 - SurvivorRocks
Holds the distinction of being Tengaged's only black rim licker, a title which he holds in much high regard. He's held 2 volumes worth of "Tengaged's Hottest Girl" and plans on releasing a third shortly. Like Lt. Surge, he's known for an electric-type attack, often posting blogs to woo his Tengaged's squízes such as Jenna "Hottie" Bove jenzie and telling AllieBoBallie she is 'much way much better' than lemonface (a claim rejected by every other guy in existence). Also made a foray into gay rim licking recently, constantly flooding my inbox asking if he can share my dick at night.

GREATEST RIMLICKING QUOTE(s): "Hey barbie, are you into black men? Hey barbie, I could be your black ben."
"YASS NIKKI THE BABE STAYED IN STARS"

#3 - Chlltownofcourse
It's Chlltown, of course! The Tengaged world was plunged into controversy earlier this year when it emerged that this chll character had supposedly committed suicide because nikki101 wouldn't give him enough attention. While the public generally vilified nikki, especially for releasing the pictures of him having a cry, one has to wonder and make the argument, what's a grown man doing guilt tripping a little girl online into liking him by faking his own death? Since the incident, he's made his move onto other Tengaged clunge such as haileySx (you may remember her as the smacked ass from last episode) and Nikki's middle school classmate, Balloons. He's got some down bitches he can call and he doesn't know what he'd do without y'all.

GREATEST RIMLICKING QUOTE: "I love you always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere I will be with you
Everything I will do for you"

#2 - jdog
Only like 14, so isn't yet sentient enough to realise the true extent of his rimming which is the only reason he lost out on the top spot. If you're a girl, chances are the Dog himself has spoken to you. If you're a guy, chances he's licked your rim in order to make a different girl like him (http://www.tengaged.com/blog/jdog/5183344/frontierpsychiatrist ). Well known for his weird obsession with offering to be a slave to a girl, like an old pair of french knickers jdog is like a bad smell that only seems to follow around females. Scientists in Geneva have got together for special studies on jdog, possibly linking the texture of his tongue to a perfect new material used for scrubbing your asshole in the shower.

GREATEST RIMLICKING QUOTE(s): "hey u here
hey
hey u here
hey sexy ;)
wanna go on call
hey why do you hate me
u here
guess not
hey"

#1 - #Vans **THE RIMLICKER FROM MILANO**
Some men only reach the outer rim. Some are slightly more daring. Some, like Icarus, flew too close to the rim. But only one has ever been stonesy enough to go... through the Rimhole. Ladies and gentleman, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Tengaged's Top Rimlicker, and it could have only gone one way. This little feller has written a poem for every user with a vagina (and probably some with dicks). We spoke to Every Girl On Tengaged last night to give her thoughts, she commented "Maybe I'd talk to Vans if he had something to say to me that he doesn't say to all of the girls."

GREATEST RIMLICKING QUOTE(s): "Whenever I talk to you I get butterflies, it's like falling in love 100 times over but with one perfect girl"

"Nikki, she's my favourite user,
if I had to meet someone irl I'd choose her,
when I'm with my friends, riding around on a bus,
you're the only person i like to discuss,
i just sit and smile thinking about us (:"

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Oh wow.

Sent by DanielKennedy111,Jun 28, 2014

First

Sent by Archerskyfire,Jun 28, 2014

why is etienne not on this list
he literally had an argument with someone on why he loves rimming

Sent by ianfitz0012,Jun 28, 2014

LOOL

Sent by lemonface,Jun 28, 2014

Yo Labrinth, this one's looking like a straight 10 on the rimchter scale

Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 28, 2014

He's got some down bitches he can call and he doesn't know what he'd do without y'all.

Sent by jenzie,Jun 28, 2014

loooooooooooool +

Sent by Minie,Jun 28, 2014

why are you talking about rim and licking

Sent by Etienne,Jun 28, 2014

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YASSSSSSSSSS

Sent by saraj10,Jun 28, 2014

I love jdog!! < 333

Sent by Diva1,Jun 29, 2014

potatosalad #dancefloorparty

Sent by chibideidara,Jun 29, 2014

LMAO

Sent by Lucinda,Jun 29, 2014

Like actually?

Sent by haileySx,Jun 29, 2014

looool ok i actually took the time to read this blog this is great ahha

Sent by nikki101,Jun 29, 2014

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