Delete2544 - Oh my god Jake, where do I even begin? We go WAY back to 2014, and I would be lying if I said I remembered how we first met. However, whenever that fateful moment was, I was introduced to the person who really is the most like me. Whether weâre bopping to Madonnaâs old hits or Gagaâs newest leak, playing ROBLOX while drunk with the squad, spamming Megan Hauserman gifs while watching I Love Money, or just sending stupid memes on snapchat (well RIP to that now), I know we are constantly enjoying ourselves and just having the time of our quarantined lives. I canât freaking wait until I FINALLY get to meet you and queen Annabelle as soon as this pandemic comes to a close⊠third timeâs the charm? Speaking of charm school⊠Iâm just gonna end the message with this legendary video:
I LOVE YOU JAKE!!! My A1 from Day one.
Always and forever,
Prince JL.
DaveLooney - âHappy birthday, Jake! I canât be too nice in this message because it will ruin the dynamic of our friendship. But thanks for doubling as my biggest hater and motivator. Stay pressed bitchâ
Maturo - The broomster! Whatâs up my man!! Thank you for being such a great friend and always caring for me. Appreciate you more than you ever know. Canât wait for quarantine to be over so we can hit the casino again! Have a great day!!
RedFabFoxy - Happy birthday miss LovelyKiss aka Jake!!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and I wish you lots of happiness, love and success in life <3 And always be this goofy and fun slu-- I mean guy that you are! xoxo
NateClove - I'll just keep it short and sweet - happy birthday and hope you have a nice day (or year I guess?)
Akeria - Happy birfay! I thought your birthday was 8th of July though... Something's telling me you're not Miss Ferreira after all. *squints eyes*
Guigi - Happy Birthday Jake <3 You are honestly the most annoying bottom twink I know but I really do love you and I hope you celebrate and get drunk today (since there's nothing better to do). I always end up laughing at everything you say and the banter we have <3 you are a good guy inside of that slut exterieur <3 LOVE YOU
Fistiona - Happy birthday jake. I hope you enjoy your day as much as you can! Miss talking to you
Iâll fist u as a bday present??
BoiCam77 - happy birthday blorpbimbo hope itâs ur last. jk youâre a really funny guy and i hope you have a great day. tell annabelle i said hi!
Joey96 - Daddy. I love it when you call me a little bitch and spank me like the naughty little devil I am. Maybe youâll get lucky for this occasion and we can have a celebratory Snapchat session
Thirteen - Happy birthday, LovelyKiss Broomfield. We are all grateful to have been given another year with you. And hopefully we will enjoy many more as long as the Grim Reaper doesn't get in the way. May this year be everything you want it to be and more.
KingGeek - happy! birthday! jake! my y2k partner in crime. you are one of the most charismatic and funniest people i've met in my lifetime and i'm so thankful to have met your fruity ass! no matter how long we haven't talked, we can always pick up as if it was only yesterday. i hope you enjoy your special day beloved because you deserve any and all love that comes your way! you better save me a slice of cake too, i'm not playing!
Fetish - Happy birthday you idiot toe sucking crackhead! I got a fetish for your love and for you enjoying your birthday so pls do that! Youâre skinny, youâre winning and all these bitches are ugly. Hope your birthday is as lame as you are xoxo
Pampered81 - I hope jake have wonderful birthday and he is sweet person and loved his personality too. From pampered81!
iiVoloxity - Happy Birthday Jake! I know we havent spoke in a while but I hope your doing well and having a great birthday, considering the current situation. To make your birthday that bit better, do what you and I do best- SNIFF LINES! Love you x
Rozlyn - JAKE!
So fucking happy I have gotten to know you over the past few months and you are one of my favorite people ever :). TCU MEMORBILLIA BABY! I hope you have one of the most fabulous birthdays yet and I hope maybe one day I won't choose you as the first to cut between the JL/LEX/JAKE TRIO BABY! EVICTION NOTICE! Happy Birthday babe <33333
Kelly2722 - Happy birthday Jake you little slut
I hope you have a great day xx we need to get drunk on call sometime soon
NotAfraid - OMG!! Happy Birthday Jake
I think youâre 22 now *starts singing Taylor Swift* Iâm so happy that I met you on this website and I get the pleasure to call you a friend. :) youâre absolutely amazing in every way
you have a great sense of humour and I love your taste in music =] I want to thank you for always being there for me whether itâs making me laugh, or talking to me about boy problems, or just making me smile. I love you
- Love Gabbie
Pokepat - BLORPBIMBO! LOVELYKISS! Whatever username you want to call yourself, happy birthday! It's been a while since I've played roblox with you and the rest of the roblox rinnas, but you truly were one of the stars (in my opinion, other people might beg to differ). I hope you have an amazing birthday!!
PinkiePie512 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAAAAKEEE!!!! You are literally one of the most funniest and sweetest guys ever. You always make me laugh when you pop out of nowhere and say the most random comments in chats especially when it comes to something about me or when people are fighting. Penelope McWig and I hope you have such an amazing day!!!
J - Just a silly little [REDACTED] with a seriously big cock trying to make his way in this big wide world..
A - A very big cock
K - King size cock
E - Enormous cock
Christian_ - Dear Jake,
As much as I was tempted to write something such as "Happy birthday stupid cock sucking fabric!" that just wouldn't really cover us I think. Whether it be playing through every chapter of Piggy or watching at the current count 17 movies together on Kosmi, you just are a bright light in my life. You complete me like the _ in my name! Things aren't perfect obviously, but when we're hanging out, it almost feels like they are. People are defined by their impact on other's lives, and you've impacted mine almost as much as your 47th chromosome has impacted your own. I know I'm not the best at expressing my feelings but I hope you know just how amazing you are as a person. This is already getting sorta gay so I'll message you the rest on snapchat on the special day, but I just want you to know you're a brother fucker, but you're my brother fucker. Happy birthday Jake, and never forget spring break, spring break forever.
Love, _
GabrielTrezza - NEXT LEVEL BROOMFIELD!!!! Happy birthday king I love you so much and u deserve the best in your life. I love your sense of humor and how caring you are. Although, I do hate you when youâre drunk because you get so DRAMATIC!!!! But yeah, Iâm so glad I got to know you the past year and you truly became my best friend, like.... I donât really see myself without talking to you on a daily basis.... i am just waiting until this quarantine is over so we can meet up again without being cancelled! Love you to death bby jake
ïżŒ Hujain - HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY YOU BIG MEATY FREAK! I am so glad that I've gotten the chance to become so close with you over the past few months. You have really been a big reason why I've made it through quarantine. You're such an amazing, kind, and fun friend! I hope you have the most amazing birthday yet and I love you so much!!
Batya - happy birthday jake use mouthwash you disgusting freak
