Coming in at FIRST on our list, we have people who have unnecessary/unplanned charities. This makes me want to kick for so many reasons.
First off, why do you have to have a charity for everything that happens to you? It's so ridiculous. I've been on this website for two years, and I've seen it all. I don't mind when people have a charity that's deserved, like maybe a TV Star charity or something, but people who have like orange level charities? Really?
Then you wanna join that frookies and your ass knows that nobody on this website is coming to save you. You know that you are gonna sit there with your welcome message of "hey guys! This is my orange level charity :) join to help!"
And not to mention that you have 2 friends on this website, because you joined fucking last week, and they both have 0.4 T$ to their name. If you can't obtain 30 karma on this website without giving yourself a auto win, you can only blame yourself.
I have no sympathy for you when @Halloween's premade comes in and you get a nice 13th place for your profile.
The next problem I have with this is "Birthday Charities"
can someone please explain this to me? Please? It's like: "Oh, I plummeted out of the womb today! Here to claim my frookies win :D"
like can you please stop. You aren't entitled to a frookies win because you tumbled out of a vagina. We all did. And if you spend your birthday playing frookies, I have even less respect for you.
While we're on the topic, let's talk about how irritating re-do charities are. Listen, I know it sucks to have your charity ruined, you totally deserved that frookies win on the one year anniversery of your goldfish's death, I get it. But do you have to keep playing and playing until you win? If it doesn't happen the first time, it's probably not going to happen at all.
And then if you want to play a normal game, and there's a yellow level sitting in that frookies by themselves for seven hours, and you mail them and say something like: "Hey, is anyone gonna help you with that charity?" and they respond with: "Hahaha yeah :) they're coming soon :D. You can help if u want!"
Really? Are twelve other players really coming to help you? It sure doesn't fucking seem like it. I don't understand why they would leave you stranded in there for 9 hours by yourself if they weren't going to help you. Let's see if @Halloween's premade beats them to the punch.
And then after their charity is ruined, they want to act like it would have worked out BUT it's one person's fault it didn't. Ruining a charity is actually really simple if you have 0 people there to help you.
I hope this list made every on this website a tad more self-aware!
My next list is coming soon: The Ten Worst Thing About Playing Stars! Comment "Stars" to be tagged when that one comes out.
Coming in second place, we have people that throw themselves a personal parade because they're "leaving" the site.
Leaving in quotations because people consider "leaving" as taking a bathroom break, or maybe going outside for a few hours. If you ask me, leaving for a few days is pretty natural, and you don't have to host your own tengaged funeral every time you click the "logout" button.
Not to mention about 100% of the people who leave either come back within the next 12 hours or make another account, and the process continues.
Then, these people feel the need to type out a long blog, and obviously, spam that blog for one last hurrah before they "leave forever." If you ask me, they are just looking for people to beg them to stay on the site.
Although most of these blogs are just written in the heat of the moment, like when jojo7784 steals your gift or rozlyn backstabs your in your frookies, these blogs take the tengaged world by storm.
But, the most cringe-worthy moments are still ahead, my friends.
After they go take out the trash, the come back inside and escape all visible light, and make a blog entitled something along the lines of "I'm Back!" or "Hahaha wow you guys haven't changed at all."
No shit we didn't change, you were gone for ten minutes, did you expect a website reconstruction in your absense? And then they wanna get all defensive when you ask why they aren't gone yet. "Well, I can leave whenever I want to, that's all up to me."
Bitch, are you okay? You just sat down and spammed your leaving vlog for 24 hours, and now you expect people to not be surprised when you stay? And in the event that this person actually shocks the entire website and hits the "logout" button, they'll find a way to "accidentally" log back in, and use that as an excuse to stay.
The only real life equivalent to this is:
Pretend you're moving out of your house, and a new family moves into your old house. You're driving home from work or school, and you just park in your old driveway and walk into the new family's home. Do you say, "oh, lmao I didn't mean to. Guess I live here again! Roffle!"
Please stop.
You don't have to throw yourself a party for leaving, I've been logged out of instagram for the past 10 hours and nobody is panicking, I promise.
We've all had conflict with other users, it's a part of the competition of tengaged, but we don't all blog about it in detail, or spam that blog to other users...
That's why coming in third, we have people who spam hate blogs! I think that this is more funny than kick-inducing, but it is cringe-worthy, so that's why it is ranked so high up on our list.
Picture this:
It's a nice Saturday morning, and you log onto tengaged and scan the top blogs. A few people got TV Star, a few more had their three-year anniversary on Tengaged, but wait, the number one blog is entitled " Max7313 Exposed!" and you can't help but give it a quick read. Looks like he said some pretty terrible things to MrOrange890, screenshots provided. You look down into the comments section, and all the comments just say "plussed!" and you just brush it off, just another dramatic hate blog.
You continue on the site, maybe join a frookies, and you get a mail from MrOrange890, asking you to plus his hate blog, and everything falls into place, he's spamming his hate blog for attention!
This bothers me, because in about 156% of these hate blogs, people say
"well, I didn't blog this for attention and I don't want a top blog."
Bitch, did you hit the blunt too hard with Gaiaphagee before you typed up this blog. What are you talking about? You just spammed it to all your skype contacts, and you don't want a top blog?
Coming in at number four, we have multis who become instantly popular. This gets under my skin and gives me the urge to kick for a number of reasons. First off, why the fuck do you get a top blog just for being the same person who posted porn on a different account? Then you wanna come onto the blogs page four months later, acting like people still care about your banned ass. Then you wanna post a blog, and spam the absolute fuck out of it, and then deny being a multi at all costs?
Really @zer0gravity? Your blogs have a strong resemblance to @Caden's, but that's none of my business.
After you deflect all accusations of being a multi, you post a top blog "coming clean" that you did in fact have a orange level account that was permed.
Holy shit.
After that, you tag five people who you're SO grateful didn't share your life-altering secret with the rest of us, because if they did, let's face it, tengaged would go up in flames at the fact that you had an account and reached ORANGE LEVEL.
Not like the rest of us knew all along, anyway, if we even cared or knew who you were in your previous life.
The reason this irritates me the most is because everyone on this website assumes that everyone and their mother gives every fuck about them. And then, after you post your "coming clean" blog, you spam it to get a top blog? And you claim in the blog that you "aren't doing it for a top blog." Make up your mind.
The bottom line is, 90% of tengagers have had a prior account, you aren't the only one, and you won't be the last. You also aren't a felon, so I don't know why you're confessing to me like I'm on some tengaged jury, and I don't mean the frookies kind.
starting off the top five, we have the infamous jury holders. We've all made it to the finals of a frookies game before, and there's always someone who was so bitter about their eviction that they are disgusted at voting for EITHER finalist, so what's the solution, ah, that's right, you don't vote at all! You think that you're making a huge stand against the final two of your game. You're showing them that your ninth place position awards you a ton of power! You're the baddest bitch in this joint, making the final two wait an anticipation-filled and excruciating 12 hours to see who will be awarded the life changing 25 karma, because you're just too bitter to even consider voting for a deserving finalist.
Even though people who say they're holding usually don't end up holding, it's just so cruel to users like BBLover96 and HUmanMustard who just can't stand the thought of not joining the filling frookies with @Halloween's premade.
And the kicker for this is that jury holders don't just sit quietly and not vote, oh no, they usually are very verbal and open as to why they're holding the jury vote. If you're lucky, you might get called some bannable words over skype, and attacked as a human being over not using a power of veto.
I find this funny because I can't imagine people like this on the real Big Brother, which most of us (including myself) aspire to be on. Will you just sit in the jury chair for twelve hours and let algo decide the winner of Big Brother 18? Will you call the finalists "shitfaces" on Live television? I'd be interested to find out.
Bottom Line: If you're not prepared to cast a jury vote, don't join frookies.
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