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sprtsgy1989's BIG RANT Jun 4, 2009: HERE COMES MY BIG RANT
Jul 31, 2012 by sprtsgy1989
IM NOT GONNA TAKE SHIT
SO IF YOU MESS WITH ME IM GOING TO CALL YOU OUT

1. 2cool4school
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS. DONT GET YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TO GANG UP ON ME TO BLAME ME FOR SHIT I DIDNT DO. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PUSSY AND TRY TO MAKE ME THE SCAPE GOAT SO YOU DONT GET BLAME FOR SHIT

2. BengalBoy
YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST FUCKING PATHETIC PEOPLE ON THIS SITE. YOU GET YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TO TROLL EVERYONE. DONT PUT PEOPLE IN YOUR T CHATTER ON STUFF THATS NOT TRUE. THAT JUST MAKES WHAT EVER YOU SAY SEEM FALSE.

3. dav_o_79
YOU ARE TERRIBLE TO. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU ONCE. OR YOUR FRIENDS FOR THAT MATTER. SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TROLL ME SAYING IM STUPID AND QUESTIONING MY SEXUALITY. THAT IS DOWN RIGHT WRONG

4. FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS. DONT GET YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TO GANG UP ON ME TO BLAME ME FOR SHIT I DIDNT DO. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PUSSY AND TRY TO MAKE ME THE SCAPE GOAT SO YOU DONT GET BLAME FOR SHIT

5. zurks
YOU ARE THE WORSE OF EVERYONE HERE. WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS AND YOU THREW IT AWAY TO TROLL ME. I TOLD YOU IT BOTHERED ME YET YOU KEPT IT UP. YOU NEVER DEFENDED ME JUST JOINED IN. SO YOU LET ME HAVE A ROOKIES FROM HELL WITH NOT ONLY FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT AND 2cool4school YOU FELT YOU HAD TO FIT IN AND TROLL ME TO

END RANT; Points: 20 11 comments
Unsung Heroes: punx193 Jun 2, 2009: It's just another one of those glory daze for punx193, but who would've thunk it? The purple level preacher has been making bad boy moves under the radar ever since August, and here's 10 things to learn about him:

1. He dry bums Pocket Monsters. FACT

2. His new blog "Pokemon mole" combines two of his traits, his love for Pokémon and the fat mole on his cheek. FACT

3. His proudest achievement on Tengaged is having 96 reciprocal friends. FACT

4. He's a maniac on the floor. FACT

5. His favourite Pokémon is Agumon. FACT

6. Thursday is his vagrant day. FACT

7. He gives full service for $100. FACT

8. He was born with a rare genetic disorder resulting in his left arm being 3 inches shorter than his right. FACT

9. He always carries face wipes in his purse. FACT

10. His favourite sport is Pong. FACT

There you go!; Points: 49 5 comments
IAmBen22 << WTF May 30, 2009: Ok guys freaked out!
I received this mail from him just than.
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No you look here mate, I have no idea who you are, you need to stop all this before I report you and I guarantee they will ban you, got it?; Points: 86 5 comments
The Ethernet Chronicles May 26, 2009: [10/01/2016 00:16:25] al: LMFAO
[10/01/2016 00:18:15] al: dru i cant fking wait to hear bryan and destiny bicker
[10/01/2016 00:18:18] al: its like the reason
[10/01/2016 00:18:21] al: i keep offering to help bry
[10/01/2016 00:18:23] al: buy his cords
[10/01/2016 00:19:22] dru: LMLFAO
[10/01/2016 00:19:25] dru: BRY AND DESTINY GOING AT IT
[10/01/2016 00:19:27] dru: I CAN IMAGINE IT NOW
[10/01/2016 00:19:33] al: I KNOW LMAO
[10/01/2016 00:19:36] al: ITS GNA BE LIKE GREEN GUY
[10/01/2016 00:19:37] al: N DSTINY
[10/01/2016 00:19:41] dru: DESTINY WILL GRIND BRYAN DOWN TO A FINE POWDER
[10/01/2016 00:19:42] al: WITH ME BEING THE FATHER FIGURE
[10/01/2016 00:19:44] al: ROFL
[10/01/2016 00:19:50] Bad Apples: im not playing with f*gs i dont know
[10/01/2016 00:19:53] Bad Apples: so keep wishing
[10/01/2016 00:19:57] al: nah lad
[10/01/2016 00:19:58] dru: youre playing with destiny bry
[10/01/2016 00:20:00] al: hes our only teamate
[10/01/2016 00:20:02] Bad Apples: na il lplay with my real mates
[10/01/2016 00:20:03] al: teammate
[10/01/2016 00:20:05] Bad Apples: lol
[10/01/2016 00:20:05] al: he is
[10/01/2016 00:20:08] al: he just has a short fuse
[10/01/2016 00:20:08] Bad Apples: over some fag i dont know
[10/01/2016 00:20:09] dru: destiny is an honorary lad now
[10/01/2016 00:20:11] dru: you have to play with him
[10/01/2016 00:20:13] Bad Apples: dont cure
[10/01/2016 00:20:16] Bad Apples: no i dont
[10/01/2016 00:20:19] dru: hes like the tristan of csgo
[10/01/2016 00:20:20] Bad Apples: im not playing with a random to me
[10/01/2016 00:20:23] dru: LMAO I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY
[10/01/2016 00:20:24] Bad Apples: i have plenty of others
[10/01/2016 00:20:26] al: but hes sick
[10/01/2016 00:20:28] dru: THAT BRYAN IS SCARED OF DESTINY
[10/01/2016 00:20:28] Bad Apples: i can play with
[10/01/2016 00:20:33] al: INIT
[10/01/2016 00:20:34] Bad Apples: im not scared
[10/01/2016 00:20:34] dru: BRYAN AFRAID TO FACE HIS DESTINY
[10/01/2016 00:20:37] Bad Apples: but i can play with others
[10/01/2016 00:20:37] joel: bry
[10/01/2016 00:20:41] dru: LMFAO BRY NOT HAVING THE COJONES TO PLAY WITH DESTINY
[10/01/2016 00:20:43] joel: you heard real friends and no more parties in la
[10/01/2016 00:20:45] Bad Apples: i dont play cs with random people
[10/01/2016 00:20:47] al: BRYAN Y R U SUCH A CS SNOB UR LITERALLY SAYING ULL ONLY PLAY WITH CERTAIN PPL
[10/01/2016 00:21:41] Bad Apples: im not playing with a guy i dont know
[10/01/2016 00:21:45] dru: youre never playing a game unless you have a 5 man premade of people youve met prior to downloading csgo?
[10/01/2016 00:21:49] dru: that makes no sense whatsoever
[10/01/2016 00:21:50] Bad Apples: yeah
[10/01/2016 00:24:14] dru: bry will you play with me and al
[10/01/2016 00:24:19] dru: while we're not playing with destiny
[10/01/2016 00:24:21] dru: just us 3
[10/01/2016 00:24:24] dru: and 2 of your old mates
[10/01/2016 00:24:29] Bad Apples: na

[10/01/2016 00:26:14] Bad Apples: u lads dont understand likle literally this computer i just want to put my fist through it LOL
[10/01/2016 00:26:16] al: I know what the truth is, u dont think ur skill will transfer over to csgo, and youre scared if we have a random (ecspecially one we said has a short fuse) he'll get upset with you and youll be sad
[10/01/2016 00:26:33] joel: whats up with your pc bry?
[10/01/2016 00:26:39] Bad Apples: nothing im just raged over
[10/01/2016 00:26:47] Bad Apples: how much its put me in the hole and i still have to order a part to use it LOL
[10/01/2016 00:27:13] dru: what do u need
[10/01/2016 00:27:17] Bad Apples: ethernetr
[10/01/2016 00:27:23] joel: ethernet cable or ethernet port?
[10/01/2016 00:27:50] al: joel u know when u know a part is in ur parents room but they dont want u in there, but u know for a fact they didnt look good enough n ud find it if they let u try
[10/01/2016 00:27:51] dru: do u need the port or just a cable
[10/01/2016 00:27:54] al: thats wot being friends with bry is like
[10/01/2016 00:28:26] Bad Apples: my computer has a ethernet
[10/01/2016 00:28:27] Bad Apples: port
[10/01/2016 00:30:17] joel: he just needs an ethernet cord?
[10/01/2016 00:30:22] al: yes
[10/01/2016 00:30:23] joel: are u serious
[10/01/2016 00:30:24] al: he has a short one
[10/01/2016 00:30:28] joel: wtf
[10/01/2016 00:30:30] al: the thing im saying is, couldnt he take that short one
[10/01/2016 00:30:33] dru: he has a short fuse
[10/01/2016 00:30:33] al: and double the size of it
[10/01/2016 00:30:38] joel: bro cant u get those at the dollar store
[10/01/2016 00:30:57] Bad Apples: i have two ethernet cords
[10/01/2016 00:30:59] Bad Apples: but none that reach
[10/01/2016 00:31:04] dru: buy a longer one
[10/01/2016 00:31:04] joel: solder them bro
[10/01/2016 00:31:05] al: u can solder them together
[10/01/2016 00:31:12] Bad Apples: dru im not driving into town
[10/01/2016 00:31:20] dru: order off amazon next day delivery
[10/01/2016 00:31:22] joel: $1
[10/01/2016 00:31:23] Bad Apples: LOL
[10/01/2016 00:31:29] Bad Apples: MY ACCOUTNS OVERDRAWN LIKE 120 DOLLARS DRU
[10/01/2016 00:31:34] joel: al will lend u $5 dude
[10/01/2016 00:31:36] dru: itll only be like 5 dollars
[10/01/2016 00:31:38] Bad Apples: so im keeping all my money cash
[10/01/2016 00:31:44] al: bry give me the address
[10/01/2016 00:31:52] al: to ur place or w.e in another chat, ill buy that cord u linked me
[10/01/2016 00:31:56] al: and itll be there monday probly
[10/01/2016 00:32:03] joel: bro you've gotten this close to your rig and you're letting a short cord hold u back
[10/01/2016 00:32:18] dru: init bry i dont know how ur gonna be defeated by
[10/01/2016 00:32:21] dru: a short ethernet cord
[10/01/2016 00:32:23] joel: init
[10/01/2016 00:32:24] al: its rly upsetting me too
[10/01/2016 00:32:29] Bad Apples: o well
[10/01/2016 00:32:29] joel: its how you use the ethernet cord
[10/01/2016 00:32:32] joel: the way you use it
[10/01/2016 00:32:33] joel: that matters
[10/01/2016 00:32:34] joel: regardless
[10/01/2016 00:33:29] dru: bry i could probably take a long ethernet cord sand just
[10/01/2016 00:33:32] dru: lassoo it over to ur house
[10/01/2016 00:33:51] dav: send me your address bry im putting an end to this madness
[10/01/2016 00:33:52] dav: right now
[10/01/2016 00:34:10] al: THIS IS LIKE AN EPISODE OF THE OFFICE OR SOMETHING ROFL
[10/01/2016 00:34:11] dru: this is like cinderella where
[10/01/2016 00:34:14] joel: this is ridiculous bro you're so close but you're afraid of success
[10/01/2016 00:34:15] dru: all the animals get together
[10/01/2016 00:34:19] dru: to help cinderella get dressed
[10/01/2016 00:34:29] joel: this is like people who slow down when they're right close to the finish line
[10/01/2016 00:34:30] al: bry
[10/01/2016 00:34:36] al: can we all order u diff size small cables
[10/01/2016 00:34:39] al: then u can put them together
[10/01/2016 00:34:41] al: instead of 1 big cable
[10/01/2016 00:34:45] dru: if anyone else says something about brys computer on twitter i'm gonna shut them down
[10/01/2016 00:34:46] dru: im not having it
[10/01/2016 00:34:46] al: then u can know the lads helped connect u
[10/01/2016 00:35:01] dru: LMFAO
[10/01/2016 00:35:06] dru: LIKE A PATCHWORK ETHERNET CABLE

[10/01/2016 00:36:40] dru: bry do u want me to get you a wifi card
[10/01/2016 00:36:47] dru: i have a usb wifi dongle i can send u
[10/01/2016 00:36:53] dru: you just plug n play
[10/01/2016 00:36:59] Bad Apples: na
[10/01/2016 00:36:59] al: bry ive got litecoin n i was checking a city by u and they accept litecoin but only if u walk there in snow boots
[10/01/2016 00:37:08] al: they sell ethernet cords
[10/01/2016 00:37:09] al: n coffee
[10/01/2016 00:37:12] dru: bry do u want me to send u some old jeans i dont wear anymore
[10/01/2016 00:37:13] al: sick store it looks like
[10/01/2016 00:37:15] dav: oh shit you just reminded me
[10/01/2016 00:37:21] dru: give me ur address and ill literally send them right now
[10/01/2016 00:37:24] dav: i have $40 in CoinYe West still from 2013
[10/01/2016 00:37:29] al: thats a good point, i got a ton of extra clothes i could give u bry
[10/01/2016 00:37:38] al: i think theres an ethernet cord in one of the pockets
[10/01/2016 00:37:39] dru: init bry just say the word
[10/01/2016 00:37:45] al: ye lad
[10/01/2016 00:37:46] al: we're here to help
[10/01/2016 00:37:52] al: we help eachother all the time, let us help u
[10/01/2016 00:37:56] al: stop being scared to get help
[10/01/2016 00:37:59] dru: bry i still have
[10/01/2016 00:38:01] al: u wont get very far in life
[10/01/2016 00:38:02] dru: 100,000 in neopoints
[10/01/2016 00:38:04] al: without the help of others
[10/01/2016 00:38:08] dru: i swear to god if you make a neopets account right now
[10/01/2016 00:38:13] dru: i'll give you all my neopoints
[10/01/2016 00:38:16] dru: if that helps at all
[10/01/2016 00:38:32] al: janie has 9 million in neopoints n she told me that if in a life or death situation i could take them off the stock n help a m8, i can definte,y helpw ith neopoints too lad
[10/01/2016 00:38:34] al: if that helps at all
[10/01/2016 00:39:00] Bad Apples: neeed a break from the internet pc lads
[10/01/2016 00:39:03] *** Bad Apples has left ***

[10/01/2016 00:39:23] *** dru added bry ***
[10/01/2016 00:39:26] dru: bry do u want a design on tengaged
[10/01/2016 00:39:26] joel: alright we're done bry
[10/01/2016 00:39:30] dru: i swear to god just go on shops and
[10/01/2016 00:39:32] dru: point at any design
[10/01/2016 00:39:36] dru: and i'll buy you it right now
[10/01/2016 00:39:37] dru: no question
[10/01/2016 00:40:18] al: dru i was thinking i could make a bracelet called "long ethernet (hemp) cord" and all donations could go to joel, then joel could send them to ur paypal n u could order from an amazon prime acct i think dav has
[10/01/2016 00:40:30] dru: init al thats a sick idea and
[10/01/2016 00:40:33] dru: i'll cross promote it
[10/01/2016 00:40:36] dru: with a discount code
[10/01/2016 00:40:48] dru: we should make a kickstarter for bry to get an ethernet cord
[10/01/2016 00:42:04] al: ye im making a gofundme
[10/01/2016 00:43:26] *** Bad Apples has left ***

[10/01/2016 00:45:22] al: wtf
[10/01/2016 00:45:26] al: i just made him a gofund me too https://www.gofundme.com/nckd3k7w
[10/01/2016 00:46:02] al: I MIGHT DONATE 2 THEN ITLL SAY ITS REACHED ITS GOAL N WE'LL BE LIKE
[10/01/2016 00:46:07] dav: LOST IT DONT SHOW HIM
[10/01/2016 00:46:07] al: WELL WE FUNDRAISED FOR U N REACHED THE GOAL
[10/01/2016 00:46:09] dav: he'll lose it trust me
[10/01/2016 00:46:10] al: N UR STILL LEAVING US?
[10/01/2016 00:46:21] dav: he's actually fuming rn
[10/01/2016 00:48:46] joel: LOL what i dont get is
[10/01/2016 00:48:50] joel: he's being offered a $2 ethernet cord
[10/01/2016 00:48:52] joel: but hes refusing
[10/01/2016 00:48:57] joel: its like hes purposely torturing himself
[10/01/2016 00:49:00] joel: teasing himself with his rig
[10/01/2016 00:49:04] joel: like its some queer fetish
[10/01/2016 00:49:14] joel: knowing its just moments away from being connected to the internet

[10/01/2016 00:51:29] dru: IM LITERALLY IN TEARS
[10/01/2016 00:51:37] dru: HES DELETED ME
[10/01/2016 00:51:41] joel: LMAO ME TOO
[10/01/2016 00:52:46] al: i got a hold of him
[10/01/2016 00:52:51] al: i said sorry
[10/01/2016 00:53:25] dru: alright lets cool it
[10/01/2016 00:53:28] dru: on the ethernet jokes
[10/01/2016 00:53:43] dru: the word et*ernet is banned from the lads from here on it
[10/01/2016 00:53:59] dav: might spoof an email to him from Ethan Net
[10/01/2016 00:54:18] joel: lol'd
[10/01/2016 00:54:20] joel: found this on google https://imgflip.com/i/x3qys
[10/01/2016 00:55:19] dav: ethernet cable really makes me feel bad for bryan
[10/01/2016 00:55:21] dav: if thats the 1 he has
[10/01/2016 00:55:22] dav: its tiny
[10/01/2016 00:55:24] joel: lmao
[10/01/2016 00:55:25] joel: init
[10/01/2016 00:55:27] joel: just a little guy
[10/01/2016 00:55:37] joel: yh dav thats his model
[10/01/2016 00:55:39] joel: he showed us earlier
[10/01/2016 00:55:43] dru: bry just kik'd me this pic http://i.imgur.com/J1CmPpi.jpg
[10/01/2016 00:55:47] dru: think hes got his cord working
[10/01/2016 00:56:08] al: THATS SMALLER THAN AN EAR PLUG
[10/01/2016 00:56:20] dav: look we cant go
[10/01/2016 00:56:25] dav: telling any1 about the size of brys ethernet LOL
[10/01/2016 00:56:28] dav: i assume none of u will
[10/01/2016 00:56:30] dav: but just saying
[10/01/2016 00:56:36] joel: LOL what ifh s just embarrassed about anyone seeing it at hom
[10/01/2016 00:56:37] joel: home
[10/01/2016 00:56:39] joel: like if girls come round
[10/01/2016 00:56:42] dru: it's not the size, it's how you use it :)
[10/01/2016 00:56:42] joel: it prob does reach if he tried
[10/01/2016 00:56:57] joel: init
[10/01/2016 00:57:04] joel: he's self conscious about his ethernet cord
[10/01/2016 00:57:07] dru: init just dont bring up the size of his cord please
[10/01/2016 00:57:33] al: i just wish i could tell bryan that an ethernet cord has nothing to do with personality. when u go on plenty of fish they dont sk anything about ethernet cord cos its suppose to be about the love.
[10/01/2016 00:57:41] joel: init
[10/01/2016 00:57:43] joel: let him know that
[10/01/2016 00:57:46] joel: ethernet size is not a
[10/01/2016 00:57:52] joel: not something people ask about
[10/01/2016 00:57:53] joel: typically
[10/01/2016 00:58:28] joel: its funny too because we were actually joking about boner transplants earlier
[10/01/2016 00:58:33] al: its funny that in the last month av offered to buy bryans pc n him pay me back, offered to give him a job to pay for it, then tonight offered to buy him a cord.. now hes deleted me because i've made fun of his small ethernet cord

[10/01/2016 00:59:42] al: [8:57:56 PM] Bad Apples: alright heres the deal lad
[8:58:21 PM] Bad Apples: if u want to order me a cord ill send u 5 dollars paypal after my kountermove money goes to paypal
[8:59:18 PM] al: nah lad, dru, joel, and dav, and my gf all said theyll pitch in and buy you a huge one. we dont want you to deal with a small ethernet cord any longer than you have to
[10/01/2016 01:00:09] joel: SHOULD WE SEND HIM A
[10/01/2016 01:00:11] joel: SUPER SMALL ONE
[10/01/2016 01:00:14] joel: LIKE THE ONE DRU SHOWED
[10/01/2016 01:00:15] joel: IN THE PIC
[10/01/2016 01:01:01] dru: just send him a massive long one
[10/01/2016 01:01:02] dru: like 50ft
[10/01/2016 01:01:03] dru: as a gag

[10/01/2016 01:01:18] dru: [00:59:58] dru: this is a question for my friend bry
[01:00:08] dru: would you still date a guy if you found out he had a small ethernet cord
[01:00:14] lind: rjshut the fuck up
[01:00:15] dru: the cord that connects ur computer to the phone line for internet
[01:00:15] Skyler: yeah
[01:00:19] Skyler: lmao
[01:00:19] dru: wud u mind if a guy has a small one
[01:00:22] dav: LMFAO
[01:00:24] dru: so his computer has to be closer to the wall
[01:00:25] Skyler: uh yeah i guess
[01:00:26] dru: ok thanksc
[01:00:30] Skyler: if i liked him a lot, yeah
[01:00:30] dru: thats what we've been trying to tell him
[01:00:34] dru: but he thinks it needs to be longer

[10/01/2016 01:03:22] joel: bry just getting mad at us spit roasting his small ethernet cord

[10/01/2016 01:04:22] joel: ill legit send the 100ft cord
[10/01/2016 01:04:24] joel: if u can get the address
[10/01/2016 01:04:31] joel: he'll have the best cord on his block
[10/01/2016 01:04:34] joel: bigger then his dads
[10/01/2016 01:04:38] joel: or his neighbor down the block
[10/01/2016 01:04:54] joel: he'll be able to plug into the girls laptop 2 blocks away
[10/01/2016 01:05:13] joel: imagine bry having such a long ethernet cord he can sneak it in his
[10/01/2016 01:05:18] joel: in the girl nextdoors window
[10/01/2016 01:05:33] dru: me and dav are honestly thinking of writing this banter into a
[10/01/2016 01:05:35] dru: big bang theory script
[10/01/2016 01:05:47] joel: $17 CAD
[10/01/2016 01:05:54] joel: for a 100ft
[10/01/2016 01:05:57] joel: $4 for a 50ft
[10/01/2016 01:06:00] joel: but the 100ft is worth it
[10/01/2016 01:06:19] dav: can u go
[10/01/2016 01:06:21] dav: 500ft
[10/01/2016 01:06:34] dav: get the most
joel
[10/01/2016 01:06:38] dav: ridiculous 1 on the market
[10/01/2016 01:06:40] joel: LOLD IRL
[10/01/2016 01:06:41] joel: 500FT http://www.amazon.com/Cat5e-Ethernet-Cat-5e-VIVO-CABLE-V002/dp/B0092THNDW
[10/01/2016 01:06:42] joel: $30

[19/01/2016 15:47:36] bry: al I died at the cord
[19/01/2016 15:47:40] bry: but I'm gonna have to send it back
[19/01/2016 15:47:45] bry: my uncle wont let me hook it up ROFL
[19/01/2016 15:47:46] bry: well jk
[19/01/2016 15:47:52] bry: I can just put the bulk of the cord in my room
[19/01/2016 15:47:53] bry: BUT LMFAO
[19/01/2016 16:28:37] dru: ROFL
[19/01/2016 16:45:52] bry: I actually cant use it cuz
[19/01/2016 16:45:56] bry: its just pure copper wires at the end
[19/01/2016 16:45:59] bry: it doesn't have the jack
[19/01/2016 17:13:48] bry: MY UNCLES CRYING
[19/01/2016 17:13:49] bry: AT THE HUGE CORD
[19/01/2016 17:13:50] bry: HE GOES
[19/01/2016 17:13:56] bry: WHY CANT U USE IT JUST PUT A ETHERNET CORD ON IT
[19/01/2016 17:13:58] bry: AND IM LIKE
[19/01/2016 17:13:59] bry: LOL
[20/01/2016 01:17:37] al: lad
[20/01/2016 01:17:42] al: can u think back to the last week now
[20/01/2016 01:17:47] al: n how many times we've made reference
[20/01/2016 01:17:49] al: to the number 500
[20/01/2016 01:17:54] bry: na not rly
[20/01/2016 01:17:56] al: n horse brush
[20/01/2016 01:17:56] al: ROFL
[20/01/2016 01:17:57] bry: i figured it was something gay
[20/01/2016 01:17:58] bry: the way
[20/01/2016 01:18:03] bry: u guys kept obsessing over
[20/01/2016 01:18:04] bry: me
[20/01/2016 01:18:10] bry: checking it
[20/01/2016 01:18:35] bry: I'm just happy it wasn't a
[20/01/2016 01:18:38] bry: fleshlight o suming

[20/01/2016 01:19:57] bry: I walked up to my uncle and I go
[20/01/2016 01:19:58] al: "bry ur gna be able to run an ethernet to city hall"
[20/01/2016 01:20:03] bry: "I got trolled hard"
[20/01/2016 01:20:05] al: ROFL
[20/01/2016 01:20:06] bry: and he goes wot happened
[20/01/2016 01:20:12] bry: and I'm like one of my friends in this mma group I'm in
[20/01/2016 01:20:17] bry: said hed send me n Ethernet cord
[20/01/2016 01:20:18] bry: and he goes
[20/01/2016 01:20:23] bry: "whatd he do, put it in a huge box"
[20/01/2016 01:20:24] bry: and i go
[20/01/2016 01:20:25] bry: "brb"
[20/01/2016 01:20:27] bry: and i bring it out
[20/01/2016 01:20:28] bry: and he
[20/01/2016 01:20:30] bry: nearly cried
[20/01/2016 01:20:30] bry: LMAO
[20/01/2016 01:22:33] bry: i sent
[20/01/2016 01:22:34] bry: joey
[20/01/2016 01:22:36] bry: to the post office
[20/01/2016 01:22:41] bry: cuz i was expecting my hoodie
[20/01/2016 01:22:46] bry: n he came up with a huge box
[20/01/2016 01:22:47] bry: and i go
[20/01/2016 01:22:48] al: LMFAO
[20/01/2016 01:22:51] bry: I'm not surew hats in there
[20/01/2016 01:22:55] bry: i was only expecting a Ethernet cord
[20/01/2016 01:23:02] bry: and i ipned it and i go
[20/01/2016 01:23:03] bry: THAT FUCKER LOL
[20/01/2016 01:23:06] bry: and hes like what?
[20/01/2016 01:23:09] bry: and I'm like
[20/01/2016 01:23:10] bry: they got me

[20/01/2016 01:30:25] dru: [10/01/2016 20:51:27] joel: did the temp reading
[10/01/2016 20:51:28] Bad Apples: careful m8 cud be a short
[10/01/2016 20:51:28] al: ye lad wtf
[10/01/2016 20:51:29] joel: go to 500F?
[10/01/2016 20:51:32] al: init
[10/01/2016 20:51:35] joel: might just be the LED fucking up
[10/01/2016 20:51:48] joel: ooooh
[10/01/2016 20:51:49] joel: 500ft
[10/01/2016 20:51:54] joel: yh ive heard of that
[10/01/2016 20:52:17] al: i wish it would stop horsing around av gotta fking taking a hit n get back into the bathroom cos i was brushing my hair
[20/01/2016 01:30:38] dru: so stoned right now
thinking bout just throwing on a movie and nodding off but need a good one
might do
500ft of summer
500 days of summer*
[20/01/2016 01:30:54] al: LMFAO
[20/01/2016 01:31:52] bry: LOL
[20/01/2016 01:32:01] dru: [15/01/2016 03:32:15] bry: nm
[15/01/2016 03:32:21] bry: trying to think of a way
[15/01/2016 03:32:26] bry: thati can top vans in jessies eyes
[15/01/2016 03:32:31] bry: he wrote her poems tho its gona be tuff
[15/01/2016 03:32:43] dru: show her how long your ethernet cord is
[15/01/2016 03:32:48] jessi: LMFAO

[20/01/2016 01:42:15] dru: we were like
[20/01/2016 01:42:25] dru: imagine if he gets so mad he hangs himself with the 500ft cord to get back at u
[20/01/2016 01:43:21] bry: ROFL; Points: 81 29 comments
Calling Someone a Whore OFFENDS Me May 22, 2009: Hey you guys, I want to first off introduce myself. My name is Jacqueline Anna Marie. I am a JUNIOR in High School. I live in Malibu, California. When you call someone a whore, you offend me personally.
No, my mother was not a whore, my father did not go around with whores. It was I. When I hit high school, back in Florida, I lost track of my studies and started to date a guy. He asked me for *loving* and I was too stupid to think twice, and I was soon not a virgin. Sex was addicting. I was looking for it, asking for it. It was all I could think about in class, at home, it was CRAZY. By the time I was a sophomore, I had done it with 5 different people. The worst part is...
Also the best part. My mom found out. She wasn't furious like I thought she would be. She didn't yell. She simply packed. All day long she packed. In the morning, rather than taking me to school, we flew to Malibu, to live with grandparents. But I was yet to see what was to come.
I got put into a group home, which was a house where 10 girls with problems lived, we had counselours, mentors, phsycologists. It was hell. I am dead serious. If there is ANYONE in this world that thinks being away from family with strangers is fun, you are mistaken. While there, I thought my mom hated me. I got close with a friend, Marcie. She was a cool girl, and she would treat me nice.I went to a special school with all girls there. My life was very censored.
I got out around Thanksgiving time. I have never been this greatful to my mom.
The point of this blog was just to tell you, when you call someone a WHORE, think about it twice. You aren't defining them. You are defining YOUR character.; Points: 52 15 comments
AllieBoBallie's Top 10 BengalBoy Things May 20, 2009: I have been inspired by my bae BengalBoy to create a Top 10 list in his honor. This is a dedication to him in appreciation for all the great laughs we get from his blogs.

Without further ado, may I present to you the list of Dru's favorite things:

10) England - Born and Bred from the town of little ol' Leicaster, Dru has always been avidly into everything England. You can hear it in his vocal chords and see it in the English Pride he demonstrates.

"In Leicaster, England born and raised, in the playground is where he spent mosta his days" - unkown

9) The Color Orange - The first color you think of when you see Dru must be orange, i mean just look at his pixel self! Dru has been known to love everything orange, from the beautiful and delicious fruit, to the orange cones on the road. He finds too much beauty in everything orange.

"Orange you glad I didn't say Banana" - Diva1

8) Comedy TV Shows - Dru is all about the comedy television shows. His favorite shows include Curb your Enthusiasm, where he claims that there is a young lad in one of the episodes that is totally the development of any average tengaged user. He also was recently hooked on Parks and Recs (thanks to mwah) His favorite characters include Ron Swanson and good ol' Tom. Makes sense for a funny guy like himself!

"Despite what his pocket square says, he's not a billionaire." - chibideidara

7) Dressing up (monkey suit) - On the weekends, Dru likes to go out to the local pub and dress up in various crazy costumes! Shown here is Dru on Halloween where he dressed up as a cute little monkey: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2emihxt&s=8 and he was just the other weekend where he was just clowning around- aha! http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=106h6s9&s=8#.U8G6JvldWSo

"No matter how you feel, get dressed up and show up!" - brandonpinzu

6) Playing Guitar singing song lyrics music - Dru can be oftentimes seen throwing out song lyrics to an answer to every question you ask him. You say "Don't" and he breaks straight into Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" In his freetime, he loves playing a little tune on his guitar, and if you're lucky enough he will someday serenade you.

"I can only dream of being serenaded by the musical genius himself." - Thumper91

5) Having a good time - He's really just all about having a good time! http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=jkf3pz&s=8#.U8G6APldWSo

"We don't even have to try, it's always a good time!" - owlb0ned

4) "Manly things like lifting kettleballs and eating meat" - Dru is always trying to tell you how much of a man he is. It's like he's always shoving it down your throat. He loves everything manly from meat, to fighting to shaving all the way to cars! He is 100% man and he for sure make sure you know that!

"Spinach? If he wants to eat Iron, he's gonna eat Iron!" - Amills5

3) Making new friends - Dru is probably one of the friendliest people on Tengaged. He's the first one to call you a mate even if he hasn't said one word to ya. Despite the fact that he used to pick fun at me 6 years ago for having a man voice, he's still a great guy and nothing but there for friendly conversation and advice when needed! He's always open to making new friends and he loves it!

"By choice we met, by chance we became friends." - SurvivorRocks

2) The Lads - Dru loves and cares about his friends more than anything. He loves his bromanced lover Dav FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT and his main men ben blogs , Joel mert , Alx @MrWalters , Nicolette 's husband Fackin' Ryan Porter and his honorary backup lad Paddy radiohead . Together they are the legendary Lads and Dru's greatest accomplishment was assembling these fine young men into a group to let those know who has
their famous 'Top Respect'

"Top Respect to the Lads" - Superfreak

1) Writing Top Blogs - Ladies and Lads, May I present you with the Top Blogging King himself: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=10r4p6h&s=8#.U8G6QfldWSo His goal is to make everyone have a good laugh and that's exactly what he succeeds at! His blogs skyrocket straight to #1 within an hour and it's definetly well-deserved! Being mentioned in one of his infamous funny blogs has started to become quite the honor as well! Please take the time to send him a mail and really tell him how much you appreciate the giggles I am positive he has brought upon you!

"I genuinely get offended everytime BengalBoy doesn't blog about me." - Johneh; Points: 0 6 comments

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