Tengaged's Top 10 Europeans
2ndJul 30, 2012
- There's plenty of Americans and Canadians to make lists out of on Tengaged, but what about when we get to countries like Macedonia, Greece and Portugal, eh? Not so easy to whip up a top 10 there now, is it. That's why I've thrown together a Top 10 Tengaged Europeans for those who couldn't bust their way into the other lists. As voted for by the public, here they are, along with the country they're representing. (Note this is excluding people from the UK, people from ROI and people who don't live in European countries or are only European by heritage. Cuz then there's too facking many.)
10. joe1110 - Macedonia
The Macedonian Madman comes from the exotic Balkan country known for it's flag with a cheeky little sun on it. Joe really showed the sheer wit and intellect of the Macedonians when he managed to pull off an unnominated 3rd place in stars- even though he fucked off for a good 4 days, he had the game so well worked out it was on auto-pilot for him. Conquered it just like Alexander the Great conquered Macedonia.
"Macedonia? Is that some kind of McDonalds sandwich?" - tomhartnell the fat cunt
9. Bix123 - Croatia
The Crazy Croat comes from the home of such legends as Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic and Djurdjica Bjedov. Despite being bullied for her Croatian descent by people like RasGrand, who claimed she comes from a nation where mediocrity is the national sport, Bix flies the Croatian flag loud and proud.
"Bix? More like Weetabix! Cuz she's so full of goodness! Bit of banter!" - dav_o_79
8. ricktworick1 - Poland
A cheeky Chinese boy living in Poland with the prestigious English name Rick T. Warwick I. What a conundrum! Nonetheless Mr Worick claims he feels Poland is his true home and where he belongs. Let's just not add the fact that he identifies with American hip-hop culture and his favourite food is Ghanian Soup!
"Mess with this pole, and you'll get hit with a pole!" - SuperFreak
Honorable Mention: MarekK27 - Also known as 'The Polish Experiment', Marek misses out on repping Poland due to the fact he now lives in Ireland. Nonetheless, a top Polish bloke.
7. Tottzi - Sweden
Repping the land of many tasty delicacies such as Swedish meatballs and fermented fish. Tottzi is known for his friendship with Jimmy Neutron lookalike @Tayvi and for his controversial bondage design, so it may be easy to miss the fact he's a Swede if not for the fact he stinks of surstromming.
"What a dangerous young man in that bondage gear! I'll be sure not to step on his Blue Swede Shoes roffle!" - zimdelinvasor
Honorable Mention: Crab - would be the top Swede if he hadn't fked Tengaged off #RIH
6. Akron - Portugal
The Easy Peasy Portuguesey confesses he feels more at home on Tengaged.com than .com.br, but that doesn't make him any less of a Portuguese representative. Plus, he's more than welcome here, especially by gagaluv who held no bars in posting about what a hunk he was. He's been called The Portuguese Version of Sylar from Heroes and the exotic version of rapper Akon, but Akron's just your average Portugese guy having a bit of fun on Tengaged.
"A real crowd pleaser and a top Portugeezer." - Lamia
5. tymu888 - Estonia
Big Timmu is perhaps the only Estonian around on Tengaged, and has been known in the past for making alorra survivor merges with The Gifnor Tribe. Of course, when you come from a country with temperatures of -35C, it's no wonder you know a thing or two abar survival. Timmu shows just how tough yet friendly the Estonians can be.
"Fuck Knights of Cydonia, Tymu is a Knight of Estonia! Top respect!" - TheGoodMan
4. Chemicalali - Turkey
Turkey's a biv of a wildcard- is it in Europe? Or Asia? Either way I'm going with Europe for the sake of shoehorning another person into the list. Ali is a Turk who knows how to work. Work his stuff that is! In addition to a good honest stars win Ali is always spreading positive vibes around Tengaged and generally representing the Republic of Turkey well. Good on ya pal!
"Chemicalali is a real Turkish Delight!" - Maggie
3. Godrik - Romania
Known as Godrik the great communicator, use two sticks to make it in the nature. Godrik put Romania on Tengaged's radars when he became the first Romanian to hit TV star, a feat everyone believed he was the underdog in considering fellow Romanian Lexxu was the first to hit the big 1000 karma! Top Romanian, top respect.
"You could remove the 'rik' from his name and it'd still be appropriate!" - trishytrash
2. Akomes - Greece
Known initially as steevy, then coming back as Akomes and building up karma with 5 times the speed he did on his old account. Akomes has been in alorra controversy for camming with all the g*yboys and being a regular on The Monthly Wankers. However, behind it all he's just a cheeky young Greek man having some fun.
"Akomes is Greek and unique with a great physique, so to speak." - karim
Honorable Mention: TolisKalkas lives in America but his Greek heritage goes back further than the feud between The Blondetourage and The Late Night Crew.
1. lindb - Denmark
Known as The Great Dane, lindblad is a top name on Tengage for his antics such as always saying f***** (naughty naughty!), showing his knob to KingMac for a 1 in castings and being the first Tengager to get his name changed from lindblad to lindb. Ronnie happily represents Denmark, a nation known for um... And uh... What?
"This Dane really made a mark on Tengaged- pun intended!" - Sassy003
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