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Absol

Absol's blog

  1. and then i said
  2. I just realized
  3. Formal Request for the Blogs Page
  4. Shoving Brayden_'s frail body
  5. I am a geographical region
  6. hiiiiiiiiiii
  7. existence of he/they lesbians
  8. anyone wanna be kidnapped
  9. done ordering shirts in my size
  10. fashionable
  11. No offense
  12. that's it
  13. unironic chikn nuggit fan
  14. Self-actualization isn’t enough
  15. not a freckle,
  16. No title
  17. Is Microsoft Edge... based?
  18. im ready to buy someones acct
  19. 500 pounds of survivor gecko
  20. nonbinary culture
  21. I AM NOT A TRUMPER!
  22. happy maractus monday
  23. What's really most important
  24. Gay people listen to MUNA
  25. re: that one survivor tribe again
  26. re: that one survivor tribe
  27. With all the AI on social media
  28. Yeah, that’s Terrence.
  29. Logged on to KarmaSutra ban
  30. No one's gonna do your job for you
  31. Do you like me
  32. Scheduled send
  33. This is my first post on tengaged
  34. Every copy of Absolbot's blogs
  35. he died for what he believed in
  36. dont overthink bro
  37. store bought garlic bread
  38. 100 days isnt enough
  39. absolbot's 5 top 5 2023
  40. I care that it is 2024

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Posts 366 posts

Ok on the Israel/Palestine convo Dec 5, 2023
You people need to remember that the real enemy in all of this is the UK and British people

I'm right, do your own research or argue with the wall (the comments)
Points: 52 1 comments
Must collect niceness stat xp Dec 4, 2023
So I can be on the niceness level that lets me get gifts just by asking for them
Points: 17 0 comments
spotify wrapped for attention Nov 29, 2023
1 quelle chris (interestingly i was listening to his OLDER albums a lot more this year. if you like abstract/alt rap or like jazz rap i recommend [being you is great, i wish i could be you more often]

2 carly rae jepsen (i'm assuming half and half the loneliest time/loveliest time?)

3 sza (90% sos 10% ctrl... maybe like 0.1% z)

4 ashnikko (probably 90% weedkiller 10% her old stuff like sza. also i have an unreasonable amount of plays on world eater but that shit goes hard when ur driving idc)

5 hannah jadagu (aperture over and over and over and over and over)
Points: 49 4 comments
if you had to eat me Nov 28, 2023
imagewould you make me into a sandwich or a stew?

personally, if you want my advice, you would need to ground me into a paste and turn me into a pâté. then serve me with some club crackers or fresh bread

sigh. i'm probably not tasty enough to be eaten
Points: 60 4 comments
Hey everyone, Nov 27, 2023
imageI'm here to establish a major milestone in my life, oh, I don't know, let's just make something stupid up like "I'm [buying my first house] with [my new life partner]!" This is really awesome. I'm so happy to have [generic major life event] happen to me. It would be a real shame if something bad happened in like, a week from the time of this post, since buying a house is a notoriously quick process and all that.

Anyways, on an unrelated note, I was thinking of applying for The Glass House.

[THIS IS NOT REAL FAKE FAKE FAKE I WAS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE I HAVE NO HOUSE ON THE EASTERN SHORE OF THE CHESAPEAKE BAY PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN BUY ONE]
Points: 411 12 comments
Latinequis Nov 27, 2023
Points: 0 0 comments
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