[7:53:46 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: um
[7:53:53 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: I don't really like
[7:53:59 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: non English speaking
[7:54:01 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: countries
[7:54:06 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: or people
[10:40:48 PM] ribsor2: I've just been DEPRESSED
[10:40:52 PM] ribsor2: ever since I got back from london
[10:40:54 PM] ribsor2: but I think I'm okay now
[10:41:02 PM] ribsor2: i just have to get back into routine
[10:41:03 PM] indigo jt, tumblr user sugoi-neko-chan-desu: didn't you get back yesterday
[10:41:06 PM] ribsor2: ya
[10:47:31 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: ok so I was on omegle right
[10:47:35 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: its not that kinda story tho
[10:47:51 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: this was last night and I was like (yawn) I'm bored lets see whats poppin
[12:00:31 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: me: Says something not disenfranchising but also nowhere near praising or apologetic towards anyone with a wisp of African descent
[12:00:53 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: Them; wow why is a tranny whiter than glue talking about racism xD cut ur hair
[12:00:59 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: S:
[10:23:52 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: then i said something about starving myself and Kaitlyn said I needed a hobby
[10:23:56 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: she wasn't wrong but
[11:10:50 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: lets just say
[11:10:53 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: when i track u down
[11:10:58 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: our Halloween costumes are rocks
[11:11:48 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: u = stone
[11:11:54 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: funny bc ur also a stoner roflcpter
[11:12:07 PM] indigo jt, the futurist: not gonna defend myself from the weed allegations
[11:12:12 PM] indigo jt, the futurist: but what do u mean by "stone"
[11:12:16 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: like
[11:12:18 PM] indigo jt, the futurist: that's literally the vaguest possible way to say rock
[11:12:20 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: one on the ground
[5:34:33 PM] Ashley Kelsey Call Me (631) 624-7645: Oh no Ashley Kelsey unadded me on Snapchat sorry
[5:34:51 PM] *** Ashley Kelsey Call Me (631) 624-7645 has left ***
[7:07:26 PM] ribsor s: british people
[7:08:06 PM] indigo jt with #potential: that's disgusting
[7:09:04 PM] ribsor s: :3
[7:09:09 PM] ribsor s: Bloody hell
[12:16:28 PM] Halloween: *throws handcuffs*
[12:16:31 PM] Halloween: PUT THEM ON.
[9:54:51 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: so I wanted to remember none of this hussy ass wedding
[9:55:02 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and Vanessa brought a bunch of weed cookies w/ her right
[9:55:20 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: so like 5 mins before the ceremony she takes one out and starts eating it
[9:55:24 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and Victoria was like
[9:55:27 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: "You wont"
[9:55:32 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: so I had to do it Ru
[9:55:43 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and I took it out of Vanessas hand and ate da cookie
[3:10:43 PM] British Devin (Romeo): all the girls have potential honestly
[3:10:57 PM] Cameron Diaz Biggest Hater(Batya): tea romeo minus the blonde cheerleader
[7:46:48 PM] goth indigo/absol: lemjam about to say something about trumps america
[7:46:56 PM] Jake - Lemjam6: i dont believe in following trumps america
[4:21:04 PM] Sándy: where is u movin
[4:21:24 PM] goth indigo/absol: maryland
[4:21:36 PM] Sándy: monroe?
[4:22:08 PM] Sándy: wait
[4:22:13 PM] Sándy: whats her name
[4:22:21 PM] Sándy: >_<
[4:22:23 PM] goth indigo/absol: marilyn...
-
[1:57:11 AM] hope girl indigo/absol: its not like
[1:57:13 AM] hope girl indigo/absol: its north korea
[1:57:15 AM] hope girl indigo/absol: or the ussr
[1:57:17 AM] hope girl indigo/absol: up there
[1:57:26 AM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: I love the ussr you SHUT your goddamn whore mouth
[4:07:58 PM] lukey "moo moo" loopen: SYDNEY WHY WERE U DISGUSTED
[4:08:02 PM] lukey "moo moo" loopen: WHEN U SAW A INTERRACIAL COUPLE
[4:08:03 PM] lukey "moo moo" loopen: ON TV
[12:58:53 AM] ribsor british clair: honestly if Anaya perry passed me in the street
[12:58:57 AM] ribsor british clair: i would think twice
[12:59:00 AM] ribsor british clair: cuz she doesn't rly stand out
[12:59:04 AM] copycat indigo/absol: i would yell mrs. perry
[12:59:06 AM] ribsor british clair: she just look slike a black girl
[12:59:08 AM] ribsor british clair: LOOOL
[12:59:08 AM] ribsor british clair: same
[12:59:12 AM] Sandy: i would say
[12:59:15 AM] copycat indigo/absol: and if she replied
[12:59:16 AM] Sandy: u looking like a THOT
[12:59:17 AM] copycat indigo/absol: i would be knew
[12:59:20 AM] copycat indigo/absol: LOL
[12:59:35 AM] copycat indigo/absol: imagine getting jumped because you called some anaya perry lookalike a thot
[10:11:08 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: I just rlly want
him tied to a chair
and me walking around him all duck duck goose style
with a cold blade too close to his throat for comfort
Derrick-Derrick-Derrick
now what are we gonna do
I want to hear him beg for his life
[10:33:13 AM] insomniac indigo/absol: ugh
[10:33:22 AM] insomniac indigo/absol: theres so much good f*cking food where i live
[10:33:30 AM] aj 🌸: ru there’s so many good local pizza areas here
[10:33:39 AM] lukey "moo moo" loopen: its cus u live in colorado and that's fucking munchie territory
[10:33:48 AM] aj 🌸: MUNCHIE TERRITORY
[11:29:22 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: question
[11:29:30 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: do the gays hate republicans for
[11:29:35 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: any real reason
[11:29:46 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: like is it actually on some stance or policy disagreement
[11:29:46 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: or
[11:29:53 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: is it just like the thing to do?
[11:29:56 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: .......
[11:29:57 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: Ive never understood it
[11:30:06 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: plenty of republicans are against gay marraige
[11:30:17 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: is that not true?
[11:30:19 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: am i mistaken
[11:30:21 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: There are worse things to be against
[11:30:24 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: what
[11:30:25 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: but ur not wrong
[11:30:27 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: LMAO
[11:30:28 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: no I rll
[11:30:31 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: just didn't know
[11:30:33 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: why they hated them
[11:30:34 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: im so lost
[11:30:36 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: like srsly
[3/16/2018 12:26:46 PM] Sandy: i failed
[3/16/2018 12:26:50 PM] Sandy: the study challenge
[3/16/2018 12:27:00 PM] Sandy: i got to question
[3/16/2018 12:27:01 PM] Sandy: 25 and
[3/16/2018 12:27:03 PM] Sandy: gave up
[3/16/2018 12:28:49 PM] Sandy: it was
[3/16/2018 12:28:51 PM] Sandy: sooooo hard
[3/16/2018 12:28:52 PM] Sandy: it was like
[3/16/2018 12:28:57 PM] Sandy: wat element be in
[3/16/2018 12:29:00 PM] Sandy: cow farts and im like
[3/16/2018 12:29:02 PM] Sandy: excuse me?
[3/16/2018 12:29:04 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: methane...
[3/16/2018 12:29:14 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: not even a hard question to google
[3/16/2018 12:29:27 PM] Sandy: i didnt know
[3/16/2018 12:29:32 PM] Sandy: it was gonna be on tue test
[3/16/2018 12:29:35 PM] Sandy: i though it would be like
[3/16/2018 12:29:41 PM] Sandy: is pollution bad yes no
[3/16/2018 12:30:16 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: are you being like
[3/16/2018 12:30:17 PM] insomniac indigo/absol: serious
[3/16/2018 12:30:27 PM] Sandy: not that easy
[3/16/2018 12:30:31 PM] Sandy: but it was sooo hard
[3/16/2018 12:30:40 PM] Sandy: and i gave up
[3/16/2018 12:30:44 PM] Sandy: and left an hour early
[8:35:56 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: um no
[8:36:02 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: I found it on a fetish website about blood
[2:46:59 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: also golden oreos
[2:47:02 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: can rape me
[2:47:06 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: let me rephrase
[2:47:10 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: just about any oreo
[2:47:11 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: can rape me
[2:36:04 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: these kids were being xd rofl
[2:36:09 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and opening water bottles
[2:36:18 PM] age of indigo/absol: LOOOL
[2:36:19 PM] age of indigo/absol: same
[2:36:22 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and then swinging it to get water
[2:36:24 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: ALL over the bus
[2:36:28 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and the first time I was like
[2:36:37 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: eyes them and then the bus camera
[2:36:49 PM] age of indigo/absol: LOOOL yes
[2:36:55 PM] age of indigo/absol: you knew theyd edit it in
[2:36:55 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and then someone else took one out
[2:37:11 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and did it to the person who did it first
[2:37:18 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: but they had swung it towards the back of the bus
[2:37:24 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and me/Mariam got SPLASHED
[2:37:26 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: not a lot or anything but
[2:37:34 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: ligga I'm just trying to get home
[2:37:44 PM] age of indigo/absol: ya
[2:37:47 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: so I may or may not have
[2:37:48 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: screamed
[2:37:50 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: a bit
[2:38:10 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU ACTUALLY RETARDED?
[2:38:14 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF
[2:38:23 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: TURN AROUND
[2:38:24 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: SIT THE FUCK DOWN
[2:38:25 PM] age of indigo/absol: LOOOOOL
[2:38:35 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: AND STOP BEING SO GODDAMN IRRITATING
[2:38:46 PM] age of indigo/absol: as it should be
[2:38:52 PM] age of indigo/absol: i honestly got into so many petty bus fights
[2:39:03 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: then I sat back down, got my composure
[2:39:08 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and kept lip syncing
[2:39:13 PM] age of indigo/absol: LOL
[2:39:19 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: is okay ru
[2:39:24 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: I had honestly 4gotten about it
[2:39:28 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: and before I got off the bus
[2:39:32 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: this other kid @ my stop was like
[2:39:34 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: pola r u ok D:
[2:39:37 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: u fweaked out
[10:11:30 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: ok funny google keeps redirecting me to
[10:11:34 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: suicide prevention websites
[2:02:33 PM] Sandy: I'm eating
[2:02:39 PM] Sandy: frosted mini wheats put of
[2:02:43 PM] Sandy: a big cooking bowl
[2:02:50 PM] Sandy: cuz I don't feel like cleaning our bowls
[2:03:16 PM] hewwo indigo/absol: do you mean
[2:03:18 PM] hewwo indigo/absol: a pot?
[2:03:32 PM] Sandy: no its
[2:03:35 PM] Sandy: a cooki g bowl
[2:03:40 PM] hewwo indigo/absol: what is a COOKING BOWL
[2:03:45 PM] hewwo indigo/absol: what kinda upper middle class
[2:03:50 PM] Sandy: I mean
[2:03:54 PM] Sandy: a mixing bowl
[4/22/2018 7:21:16 PM] Sydney Cyanide Cera: Me, Victoria, and Vanessa went to Lithia Springs to meet up w/ the twins (Andelka/Yelena) for the day. We listened to Rejuvenation the entire way up there (gotta get the plug in) & when we got there I thought it was a joke...
The water was about EIGHT inches high O.o and there were a ton of kids and I was VERY confused because the pictures online were VERY misleading..anyways the water was a nice 65 degrees maximum the entire time we were there so it wasn't even KIND OF enjoyable.
We took a ton of pics (to be shown after u read this =]) and eventually went to the "deep" end of the spring even though it took us eleven years to inch our way through the ice fucking cold water. Regardless, there was actually a pretty cool deep part that had a grate/a bunch of fish that you could dive down near. Overall, a mediocre time. The gag? We were not only the only WHITE people there, but the only people wearing BATHING SUITS..
Literally EVERYONE else was wearing straight up clothes. Pants, shoes, socks, belts, purses, hats, dresses, jeans, LITERAL FUCKING FORMAL/CASUAL WEAR INTO THE WATER AND SWIMMING LIKE IT WAS NORMAL. E V E R Y O N E had on some sort of garment that didn't make any sense, it was rough. The lifeguard (who I wouldve totally pretended to drown so he'd save me if the water wasnt ankle deep) said that it was typical of people to do that :|
Anyways I get home and this British guy wants to meet so I'm like sure jan why not? I didn't even change my clothes or brush my hair I just said fuck it and left to see him. We ended up walking through some woods I've never been in (and getting lost oops) and I knew we were secluded enough to where he COULD murder me so I was feeling all tingly and then posed the idea of it and creepily talked about him strangling me and burying my remains in said forest. I guess it didn't fare off the WORST cuntsidering he eventually pushed me up against one of the trees and kissed yo girl. That being said I also took his hand and clasped it around my throat and completely restricted my windpipe using his hand myself, and I don't regret it. Anyway longish story short I pickpocketed him 20 bucks then got spooked he was following me home so I ducked into the local dollar store for a hot second and then walked into a neighboring community and hopped a fence over to where I live to throw him off the scent if he was :3 He's going back to the land of tea and crumpets on Thursday so lets hope he doesn't notice until then.
Xoxo, Gossip Girl =]
dylan - Today at 2:36 AM
this is really realy weird
plz dont judge me but li
dont u love the feeling when u have to take a shit and u hold it in
ShadyMommaOwlToday at 7:07 PM
so
Victoria invited me to something today
its an 8 mile obstacle run in november in atlanta
right?
so I was like ye sure sounds like fun
and then I trot down the steps like 30 mins ago
and im SUDDENLY
uninvited
indigoToday at 7:07 PM
LOL
ShadyMommaOwlToday at 7:07 PM
so now victoria and vanessa are going
and theyre teaming with Kyle/Sandra (victorias bf/friend)
ive made it very apparent Im holding a grudge but
even if/when they cave and are like
do u wanna come O.o
im gonna have to chant no
because the last thing I need is a pity invite
so I guess ill just be mad
indigoToday at 7:07 PM
LOL
ok
i mean yea thats kinda rewd xx
ShadyMommaOwlToday at 7:08 PM
i was told
im a LIABILITY
bc diabetes and
indigoToday at 7:08 PM
its not wrong
ShadyMommaOwlToday at 7:08 PM
eating disorder
indigoToday at 7:08 PM
its not wrong
PICK UP MY FUCKING CALLS WHENEVER I CALL YOU, ALRIGHT CUNT?
Please stfu about all this "noob stuff" You didn't have any designs once, so how about you keep your ignorant ass comments to yourself. Thanks.
Sent by Fashionfan,Jul 4, 2014
And btw, you didn't even buy your clothes, someone gifted it to you. So please stop bragging about how pretty your avi's look....
Sent by Fashionfan,Jul 4, 2014
[9:28:52 AM] Meyaar: JT is perfect
PAULA SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. GET OUT OF HERE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU'RE 39 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE STILL ON REALITY TV, YOU STILL HAVEN'T WON ANYTHING SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU STUPID REJECT OF A LIFE. WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? YOU HAVE FAKE BOOBS, YOU'RE ANOREXIC, YOU CAN'T GET A FUCKING HUSBAND, YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS, YOU'RE UGLY, SHUT THE FUCK UP. CRY YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT YOU ANOREXIC BITCH. I WANT YOU TO CRY BECAUSE YOU ARE WORTHLESS.
Quotes lol x
[11:17:50 PM] Car: IF DYLAN GOES TO PRISON
[11:17:53 PM] Car: im commiting a crime
[11:17:56 PM] Car: just to rape dylan
[11:17:59 PM] Dmann: LMFAO
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[4:39:55 PM] Wrythe Vile: OH MY GOD I THINK I'M STRAIGHT
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[5:21:38 PM] jackson ok: im peeing
[5:21:51 PM] Dmann: pee on me :3
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[11:32:02 PM] jakehou97: BAILEY GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH KANAGAROOS
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[5:23:29 PM] Katherine [#Phina]: ugh I saw my crush today.
[5:23:34 PM] Katherine [#Phina]: He was wearing a tank-top
[5:23:36 PM] Katherine [#Phina]: and it wasnt even hot
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[1:06:16 AM] Chris ♥ Kass & Tasha (blueu22): im bringing my laptop because i cba with 20 6 year olds running around with their dora the fucking explorer hats on
~ http://prntscr.com/3marvr
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[9:31:39 PM] Edgar: i used to make the hole on the bottom of the caprisun juice box so i can pretend im having anal
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[11:46:43 PM] Edgar: my knee has been twitching for like 30 mins
[11:46:49 PM] Edgar: i think its time i ate a banana
~ http://prntscr.com/3pwzn7
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[11:35:06 AM] Boots22 (Darcy): me when may has a poliwrath in the emerald randomizer nuzlocke
[11:35:26 AM] Boots22 (Darcy): lmao i lost my nuzlocke run
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[8:40:31 PM] *** DylanMultiProduction/BrendaMeeks (Madea) has changed the conversation topic to "stary ur an ugly whore admit it please, keep saying ur a real girl, but hoestly I WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF U, KATHERINE SHOWS PICTURES SHES A GIRL, SHOW ME UR PICTURE THEN WE'LL TALK." ***
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[8:49:49 PM] ~ Tommy ~: stary is disgusting
[8:49:52 PM] ~ Tommy ~: i hope stary burns in hell
[8:50:00 PM] ~ Tommy ~: tht devil worshipping disgusting cocky piece of shit
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[6:51:46 PM] chibigay: if i was a pedophile id rape me
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[2:08:32 PM] Boots22 (Darcy): jt your traits are Clumsy, Never Nude, Over Emotional
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[7:21:31 PM | Edited 7:21:34 PM] Drew: you are friendworthy
[7:21:37 PM] Drew: you fucking annoying bitch
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[12:21:24 AM] Immaxyman: i wanna bang u and run u up the walls
[12:21:26 AM] Immaxyman: no homo
~ http://prntscr.com/2jjijt
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[7:05:34 AM] Carla: And jt
[7:05:36 AM] Carla: Ily
[7:05:48 AM] Carla: Have a wonderful day (heart)
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[5:11:29 PM] #QueenSaraj: well i have a penis but
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rawr121 0 min ago
I GOT THE AIDS BUT I DIDNT GET THE KEY
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[5:57:29 PM] #Kelly Sharbaugh (Samoan Queen): wtf is poop
Doesnt matter Absol but im sorry you were adopted honestly
Sent by The_Kid,Jun 25, 2020
And you should stick to keeping your mouth shut absol. Insulting a pregnant woman and their baby over online pixels just cause your psycho friend is trying to compete
Sent by Minie,Dec 23, 2019
Absol
Absol might not get the attention or accolades of some of the most prominent banterors, but for indie banter fanatics, Big Abs is a cult legend. Whenever you're scrolling through the comments of a goofy dramatic TG blog and you see a comment that combines much-needed truth with razor sharp wit, you can bet a good portion of ya T-Dollars you'll see a cheeky "Sent by Absol" right underneath it.
"Absol? I thought that was Admir" - purplebb4 (bnglby)
Absol - Abs, the only crime I can see is how little recognition you get for your sicc sense of humor (bnglby)
Absolita wins this because she was hands down the MESSIEST player of the game, which consequently resulted in her breaking numerous promises, going back on deals, cutting throats the majority of rounds -- and often this was unplanned it just seemed to happen and that was that. She was not afraid to do what she needed to get what she wanted, even though it sometimes failed. (jrbb season 9, villain of the season)
When Absolita first was in the cast, she asked to be nominated and evicted week 1. I'm glad she didn't. Absolita was the most intriguing player to see react to power situations, with constant breakdowns over time limits for decisions, winning competitions then NOT KNOWING what she was going to DO with that competition win, etc. She also provided entertainment in the house chat, as well as being a messy player who scrambled a lot. A true legend. (jrbb season 9, host's favorite)
absol I will defend you even if you use the hard n word slur. That is a hill I am willing to die on
Sent by Timster,Dec 8, 2020
Absol - a train-wreck you'd be that one person who was absolutely rude to everybody for no reason you probably thought you were cool besides you listened to grimes while everybody was listening to beyonce
Absol - Mega Absol. :P You make me nervous, I don't know if this is a TRAP or if you maybe said your favorite in the pokemon party and I forgot. But omg okay Absol sounds cool, I googled and it doesn't normally evolve, so like, cool loner vibes, makes me think of you. But like, it can evolve into mega Absol only with the special Absolite stone, so I was like yeah, let's do this. (cheritaisdelicious)
crimsonteer 16 min ago
Before I die, absol enjoy 6th in this game youre a joke to this world you can’t get a job
absol nuzzle me in the sewer so the sound of our skin echoes for the people on the street?
🥺👉👈
Sent by bigdizzleyomama,Jun 2, 2021
absol
Apr 13, 2021 by abrogated
absol I love your nasty attitude and I enjoy the way you get very personal with people. Your drama is the best on here
Appreciation blog of the day
Jun 18, 2021 by J2999
sorta goes to ...
Absol
he rly is just naturally quirky and funny and has such good one liners that just flow well
he's always down to healthily attack u but simultaenously is a good and loyal person too
congrats absolita spradlin
Absol waits for your prayers.
Aug 9, 2021 by Thirteen
He wonders what you will ask your god for. He will laugh in your face as he knocks your Bible to the ground. Then his fingernails will transform into claws. He will drag them across you and watch as blood drips on to the pages of the Holy Bible.
Absol <3 honestly, it's kind of cute as fuck that you were the first person to rsvp to join, first person to join the game after me, and you got second place <3 loyal queen til the end. It was great playing a game with you, our paths don't cross in games super often, butI always really enjoy chatting with you when they do, and on the blogs page. You're so funny and I'm glad we have become friends <3 (cheritaisdelicious)
one of the funniest people ever methinks
Aug 18, 2021 by turkeylover
absol
Absol you're such an iconic blogger. I remember we first became friends because I joined your beverage idol game, which was a lot of fun and I enjoyed reading your write ups for everything. You're definitely a writer like I am, and your opinions are often interesting. (cheritaisdelicious)
no ur just funny cutie pie absol
Sent by Brayden_,Aug 30, 2021
Absol - You are very funny and your love for furries is admirable because you treat them like normal people (lemjam6)
I love castings, soup, cauliflower
Oct 9, 2021 by cheritaisdelicious
And Absol
Absol - ABS. I love you so much, I don't even remember how we met. Like I remember us both being in pink Janelles, but I am pretty sure you had already become a Cherry stan on the blogs page before then, because I know I was looking through some of my ANCIENT blogs from over a year ago and had comments from you on some of them. I don't know, maybe you started stanning me ironically, and then it became for real, haha. I feel like we get along really well though, I like our talks about music, and other various things. I actually remember like a month ago when I just vented to you about a lot of personal stuff and you were a really good ear listening and I appreciated you so much for that. You kind of fascinate me also, the pokemon thing, and some of the other things you've said, you just seem so INTERESTING, like I am always intrigued and want to know more. I like reading your thoughts on things, and I enjoy you as a presence on this site a lot.
absol: betting nametag eliminations. you’re charming and you know what to do to get the win which this format can help you with that (abstractjay)
absol this blog is meant for everyone BUT you. You keep being you bc perfect
Sent by woah,Nov 26, 2021
Kennel123 — Today at 5:59 PM
Ya honestly I was just annoyed at him it was probably dumb to throw our strongest player in you’re right
you are an American treasure
Sent by Christian_,Dec 10, 2021
I think I understand this but I think that’s because our brains are damaged in similar ways
Sent by mathboy9,Jan 7, 2022
The TV star logo?
Jan 9, 2022 by Thirteen
imageAbsol - Mixed slur. You said Thirteen looks like the TV star logo
What does that mean? To look like a TV star logo. I don't believe I resemble the person in this picture at all, but I suppose Absol may hallucinate.
You’re named after a Pokémon!
Sent by ElectraViv,Aug 7, 2021
Absol you smell like shit
Gaiaphagee, Jun 30, 2022
Overrated in games, try too hard to be funny, #BassAbsol was better absol
Can we just be realistic here for a second
mahogany, Jun 30, 2022
Absol what have you ever done or said for anyone to have a strong opinion on you one way or another
QUICKLY.
this is the walmart version story of mastropolo's masterpieces
Sent by sjsoccer88,Jul 20, 2022
Absol - ABSOL! HELLO! You are someone I have never interacted with, I have never talked to you, and I don't know if you like me, but I feel like if we played a game I would just gravitate towards you and working with you and hope it would be mutually accepted without saying anything LMFAO. You are one of those users I have always found to be really, really funny, and someone I would get along with a lot, but I just have never reached out to meet you (it's my fault I suck!). But you often post blogs/comments what make me legit laugh, you are one of those users who just understands how to blog on Tengaged, and how to genuinely stand out without being a weirdo, which I respect a ton cause not many people can do it! I have always liked you, and in a non cringe way, admired you as a user, and I'm sorry it couldn't be more in detail, but I'd like to be friends/closer friends one day if that was sweet with you? =] (vans reborn)
I feel bad for
Aug 24, 2022 by Euphoricz
absol they're always so negative and so quick to jump in to be a sjw, (their friends get a pass though). You just know they don't get any attention irl, and resort to voicing their unwanted opinions online for us to laugh at them. Hopefully the fat loser finds happiness one day
absol - you are a MESS but in a good way ... idk how to explain it. you're good chaos (grocco)
Absol
Sep 23, 2022 by abrogated
One of the nicest people on here fabulous absol is always very entertaining. I love your drama
Jaxon (Jaxon) — Today at 6:11 PM
Omg
Wait
My growth
Is me finally realizinf after 9 years on this site
Absol is named after a pokemon....
Your a pick me lmao
Sent by salmaan,Dec 8, 2022
r u an otherkin
Sent by MargaretWilkins,Dec 8, 2022
not joey🍞 — Today at 8:57 PM
I am robot
-absol
Another great take by Absol.
Sent by CJtheIslander,Jun 21, 2023
Absol I feel like you have a job or are at least in school idk but you do be spending a lot of time on here and I feel like contributing member of society is just not your vibe like you’d be OFFENDED by being too productive. [Olympia]
