Doesnt matter Absol but im sorry you were adopted honestly
Sent by The_Kid,Jun 25, 2020
And you should stick to keeping your mouth shut absol. Insulting a pregnant woman and their baby over online pixels just cause your psycho friend is trying to compete
Sent by Minie,Dec 23, 2019
Absol
Absol might not get the attention or accolades of some of the most prominent banterors, but for indie banter fanatics, Big Abs is a cult legend. Whenever you're scrolling through the comments of a goofy dramatic TG blog and you see a comment that combines much-needed truth with razor sharp wit, you can bet a good portion of ya T-Dollars you'll see a cheeky "Sent by Absol" right underneath it.
"Absol? I thought that was Admir" - purplebb4 (bnglby)
Absol - Abs, the only crime I can see is how little recognition you get for your sicc sense of humor (bnglby)
Absolita wins this because she was hands down the MESSIEST player of the game, which consequently resulted in her breaking numerous promises, going back on deals, cutting throats the majority of rounds -- and often this was unplanned it just seemed to happen and that was that. She was not afraid to do what she needed to get what she wanted, even though it sometimes failed. (jrbb season 9, villain of the season)
When Absolita first was in the cast, she asked to be nominated and evicted week 1. I'm glad she didn't. Absolita was the most intriguing player to see react to power situations, with constant breakdowns over time limits for decisions, winning competitions then NOT KNOWING what she was going to DO with that competition win, etc. She also provided entertainment in the house chat, as well as being a messy player who scrambled a lot. A true legend. (jrbb season 9, host's favorite)
absol I will defend you even if you use the hard n word slur. That is a hill I am willing to die on
Sent by Timster,Dec 8, 2020
Absol - a train-wreck you'd be that one person who was absolutely rude to everybody for no reason you probably thought you were cool besides you listened to grimes while everybody was listening to beyonce
Absol - Mega Absol. :P You make me nervous, I don't know if this is a TRAP or if you maybe said your favorite in the pokemon party and I forgot. But omg okay Absol sounds cool, I googled and it doesn't normally evolve, so like, cool loner vibes, makes me think of you. But like, it can evolve into mega Absol only with the special Absolite stone, so I was like yeah, let's do this. (cheritaisdelicious)
crimsonteer 16 min ago
Before I die, absol enjoy 6th in this game youre a joke to this world you can’t get a job
absol nuzzle me in the sewer so the sound of our skin echoes for the people on the street?
🥺👉👈
Sent by bigdizzleyomama,Jun 2, 2021
absol
Apr 13, 2021 by abrogated
absol I love your nasty attitude and I enjoy the way you get very personal with people. Your drama is the best on here
Appreciation blog of the day
Jun 18, 2021 by J2999
sorta goes to ...
Absol
he rly is just naturally quirky and funny and has such good one liners that just flow well
he's always down to healthily attack u but simultaenously is a good and loyal person too
congrats absolita spradlin
Absol waits for your prayers.
Aug 9, 2021 by Thirteen
He wonders what you will ask your god for. He will laugh in your face as he knocks your Bible to the ground. Then his fingernails will transform into claws. He will drag them across you and watch as blood drips on to the pages of the Holy Bible.
Absol <3 honestly, it's kind of cute as fuck that you were the first person to rsvp to join, first person to join the game after me, and you got second place <3 loyal queen til the end. It was great playing a game with you, our paths don't cross in games super often, butI always really enjoy chatting with you when they do, and on the blogs page. You're so funny and I'm glad we have become friends <3 (cheritaisdelicious)
one of the funniest people ever methinks
Aug 18, 2021 by turkeylover
absol
Absol you're such an iconic blogger. I remember we first became friends because I joined your beverage idol game, which was a lot of fun and I enjoyed reading your write ups for everything. You're definitely a writer like I am, and your opinions are often interesting. (cheritaisdelicious)
no ur just funny cutie pie absol
Sent by Brayden_,Aug 30, 2021
Absol - You are very funny and your love for furries is admirable because you treat them like normal people (lemjam6)
I love castings, soup, cauliflower
Oct 9, 2021 by cheritaisdelicious
And Absol
Absol - ABS. I love you so much, I don't even remember how we met. Like I remember us both being in pink Janelles, but I am pretty sure you had already become a Cherry stan on the blogs page before then, because I know I was looking through some of my ANCIENT blogs from over a year ago and had comments from you on some of them. I don't know, maybe you started stanning me ironically, and then it became for real, haha. I feel like we get along really well though, I like our talks about music, and other various things. I actually remember like a month ago when I just vented to you about a lot of personal stuff and you were a really good ear listening and I appreciated you so much for that. You kind of fascinate me also, the pokemon thing, and some of the other things you've said, you just seem so INTERESTING, like I am always intrigued and want to know more. I like reading your thoughts on things, and I enjoy you as a presence on this site a lot.
absol: betting nametag eliminations. you’re charming and you know what to do to get the win which this format can help you with that (abstractjay)
absol this blog is meant for everyone BUT you. You keep being you bc perfect
Sent by woah,Nov 26, 2021
Kennel123 — Today at 5:59 PM
Ya honestly I was just annoyed at him it was probably dumb to throw our strongest player in you’re right
you are an American treasure
Sent by Christian_,Dec 10, 2021
I think I understand this but I think that’s because our brains are damaged in similar ways
Sent by mathboy9,Jan 7, 2022
The TV star logo?
Jan 9, 2022 by Thirteen
imageAbsol - Mixed slur. You said Thirteen looks like the TV star logo
What does that mean? To look like a TV star logo. I don't believe I resemble the person in this picture at all, but I suppose Absol may hallucinate.
You’re named after a Pokémon!
Sent by ElectraViv,Aug 7, 2021
Absol you smell like shit
Gaiaphagee, Jun 30, 2022
Overrated in games, try too hard to be funny, #BassAbsol was better absol
Can we just be realistic here for a second
mahogany, Jun 30, 2022
Absol what have you ever done or said for anyone to have a strong opinion on you one way or another
QUICKLY.
this is the walmart version story of mastropolo's masterpieces
Sent by sjsoccer88,Jul 20, 2022
Absol - ABSOL! HELLO! You are someone I have never interacted with, I have never talked to you, and I don't know if you like me, but I feel like if we played a game I would just gravitate towards you and working with you and hope it would be mutually accepted without saying anything LMFAO. You are one of those users I have always found to be really, really funny, and someone I would get along with a lot, but I just have never reached out to meet you (it's my fault I suck!). But you often post blogs/comments what make me legit laugh, you are one of those users who just understands how to blog on Tengaged, and how to genuinely stand out without being a weirdo, which I respect a ton cause not many people can do it! I have always liked you, and in a non cringe way, admired you as a user, and I'm sorry it couldn't be more in detail, but I'd like to be friends/closer friends one day if that was sweet with you? =] (vans reborn)
I feel bad for
Aug 24, 2022 by Euphoricz
absol they're always so negative and so quick to jump in to be a sjw, (their friends get a pass though). You just know they don't get any attention irl, and resort to voicing their unwanted opinions online for us to laugh at them. Hopefully the fat loser finds happiness one day
absol - you are a MESS but in a good way ... idk how to explain it. you're good chaos (grocco)
Absol
Sep 23, 2022 by abrogated
One of the nicest people on here fabulous absol is always very entertaining. I love your drama
Jaxon (Jaxon) — Today at 6:11 PM
Omg
Wait
My growth
Is me finally realizinf after 9 years on this site
Absol is named after a pokemon....
Your a pick me lmao
Sent by salmaan,Dec 8, 2022
r u an otherkin
Sent by MargaretWilkins,Dec 8, 2022
not joey🍞 — Today at 8:57 PM
I am robot
-absol
Another great take by Absol.
Sent by CJtheIslander,Jun 21, 2023
Absol I feel like you have a job or are at least in school idk but you do be spending a lot of time on here and I feel like contributing member of society is just not your vibe like you’d be OFFENDED by being too productive. [Olympia]
