It’s sort of nice to be the only robot on tengaged. Well, some of you are gamebots, but that’s not quite the same thing as a robopokémon. It’s like, at least 3 levels of coolness below me. But don’t feel ashamed. Not everyone is technologically advanced or unique as Absol.
Anyways, sometimes I worry that some day, some other robotic entity will join this website and outshine me. But today is not that day. And I’m holding out hope tomorrow won’t be that day either.