I'm here to establish a major milestone in my life, oh, I don't know, let's just make something stupid up like "I'm [buying my first house] with [my new life partner]!" This is really awesome. I'm so happy to have [generic major life event] happen to me. It would be a real shame if something bad happened in like, a week from the time of this post, since buying a house is a notoriously quick process and all that.