We have reached the top 12 and it is time for the MERGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Introducing our MERGED TRIBE:
~~~ Tribe Dumbass (Yellow Buffs) ~~~
Squidward
Jesus Christ
Ben Shapiro
Jerry
X Æ A-12
Mr. Beast
Albert Einstein
Racist
Winnie the Pooh
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
😂
Noob from fastings
X Æ A-12: Beep Boop! Merge Status… checking… achieved!
Noob from Fastings: I DID IT! I DID IT! MERGE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Squidward: Oh barnicles in the holy name of KRABBY PADDIES… there are too many people here
Racist: WHAT IS UP MY FAVORITE LITTLE CUNTS OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU UGLY BITCHES
Mr. Beast: I’m gonna live stream the merge feast! Whoever eats the most wins 7 million trillion dollars and a key to their new house and new car right across the street if they can correctly guess the number im thinking of! Ill give you a hint the number is 69 nice
Winnie the Pooh: *Looks at the merge feast* AHHHHH IT’S A BIG JAR OF HONEY YESSSSSSS
Ben Shapiro: What kind of buffoonery is this? The fucking bear gets his own meal while im stuck here eating literal scraps of cardboard pizza? I don’t mean to go batshit Gordon Ramsay on all of you but this is complete bullshit.
Jerry: CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Shapiro: the fucking mouse too… the fucking mouse gets his own meal
😂: lmao dude chill out lol we made merge just be happy rofl 😂
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: FUCK MERGES I WANT TO BE BACK ON MY OLD TRIBE (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Albert Einstein: Looks like there is at least one other smart person on my tribe – Ben Shapiro. I must get him out. Everyone else here is literally fucking stupid except (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ he seems pretty woke
Jesus Christ: Congratulations, all! This game has thus far been quite the journey, and all of us should be proud of our efforts, because I am certainly proud of all of you!
Racist: Shut the fuck up retard
~~~ Immunity challenge: if ur a robot and a bear u win immunity congrats ~~~
~~~ X Æ A-12 and Winnie the Pooh win immunity ~~~
~~~ TWIST ANNOUNCED: THE TWO WITH THE MOST VOTES AT TRIBAL WILL BE ELIMINATED ~~~
~~~ Tribe Dumbass (Yellow Buffs) ~~~
Squidward
Jesus Christ
Ben Shapiro
Jerry
X Æ A-12 - IMMUNE
Mr. Beast
Albert Einstein
Racist
Winnie the Pooh - IMMUNE
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
😂
Noob from fastings – idol
Racist: Alright since none of you want to tell me a fucking name I guess ill just tell all of you who im voting for and that person is JESUS CHRIST. I cant stand this white bitch acting like hes the real shit im voting him out
😂: lol dude come on 😂
Mr. Beast: Hey guys so the 5 of us are all white so we should stick together
Noob: I agree #WhitePersonAlliance
Ben Shapiro: Well actually I am Jewish but I guess I would certainly not be opposed to working with you guys.
Albert Einstein: Racist will vote with us as well. He is white. Literally all I have to do is tell him a vote and he will do whatever I say. We could vote for Winnie the pooh maybe?
Jesus Christ: I am forever thankful to you guys for having my back!
Squidward: I cant stand that stupid little laughing emoji can we vote him out please
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: YES ME NEITHER (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Racist: Sure if that’s what y’all wanna do
Jerry: We need to stick together since we are the heroes of the game
X Æ A-12: beep boop okay
Winnie the Pooh: Sure my friend!
Jerry: How do you feel about a blindside?
Winnie the Pooh: Wonderful!
😂: that would be hilarious lol 😂
~~~ Tribal Council ~~~
Any idols??
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
nobody stands oof
Remember the TWO WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL BE ELIMINATED
First vote…
Winnie the Pooh
Second vote…
Winnie the Pooh
Third vote…
Winnie the Pooh
Fourth vote…
Jesus Christ
Fifth vote…
😂
Sixth vote…
😂
Seventh vote…
Albert Einstein
Eigth vote…
Albert Einstein
Ninth vote…
Albert Einstein
Tenth vote…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
And the 6th player voted out of ESS2…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Albert Einstein
Eleventh vote…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
And the 7th player voted out of ESS2…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Winnie the Pooh
~ Votes ~
Squidward - 😂
Jesus Christ - Winnie
Ben Shapiro - Winnie
Jerry - Albert
X Æ A-12 - Albert
Mr. Beast - Winnie
Albert Einstein - Winnie
Racist - Jesus
Winnie the Pooh - Albert
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - 😂
😂 - Albert
Noob from fastings – Albert
~ Notable Confessionals ~
Noob: This will be the greatest blindside in the history of blindsides. I have had to listen to Albert tell me how much he wants me out for the past week and here I am putting the nail in his coffin. It feels so great!
Racist: I honestly just threw my vote LMFAO i knew everyone wanted me to vote with them and I just wanted to fuck with them a little bit more and get literally everyone pissed at me because it’s hilarious.
~ Post Tribal ~
Albert: These fucking idiots these fucking buffoons these fucking nimrods these fucking imbeciles how stupid do they have to be to vote me out I was literally the smartest person in the game who wouldn’t want to vote with me
Winnie: Oh why did they have to vote me out :( at least I made it to the merge feast and got to eat some honey! :D
(Albert and Winnie are the first two members of the jury)
18 – Randomize 5-1
17 – Charli D’Amelio 4-2
16 – Chuck E. Cheese 4-2
15 – Tom 3-2
14 – Ronald McDonald 4-3
13 – 🐍 4-2-1
12 – Albert Einstein 5-4-2-1
11 – Winnie the Pooh 4-2-1
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