WELCOME TO EPIC SURVIVOR: SEASON 2! Buckle in because it is about to be a roller coaster of a first episode =}
Here are our tribes!
~~~ Tribe Snakes ~~~
Tom
Jerry
Ben Shapiro Randomize
Ronald McDonald
Albert Einstein
Squidward
š
Noob from fastings
~~~ Tribe Loyal ~~~
Winnnie the Pooh
Jesus Christ
š
X Ć A-12
Racist
Mr. Beast
(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»
Chuck E. Cheese
Charli DāAmelio
~~~ TWIST: First Impression vote ā Each player votes for someone who they think is the most stupid on their tribe. The three people who are voted most from each tribe are put into a new tribe, Tribe Stupid ~~~
New Tribes:
~~~ Tribe Snakes (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Tom
Randomize
Albert Einstein
Squidward
š
Noob from fastings
~~~ Tribe Loyal (Red Buffs)~~~
Jesus Christ
š
X Ć A-12
Racist
Mr. Beast
Charli DāAmelio
~~~ Tribe Stupid (Purple Buffs) ~~~
Jerry
Ben Shapiro
Ronald McDonald
Winnie the Pooh
Chuck E. Cheese
(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»
On Tribe Snakes:
Noob from fastings: oh wow itās so cool to be here haha ive always dreamed of playing survivor! Lets form a circle and everyone tell us your name, age, and one cool fact about you! Iāll startā¦ Iām noob, Iām 19, and I am a Business major at Irrelevant University!
Tom: Iām Tom and I wish I was on a tribe with Jerry so I could eat that little bastard alive
Randomize: I am the Tengaged developer. I like PHP, C++, Java, LISP, Fortran, Logo, Assembler... and 8bits processors.
Albert Einstein: Iām Albert, Iām 84, and you are all retards
š: *hissing sounds*
Squidward: fuck off
- Noob is as excited as ever to be playing his favorite reality show
- Tom longs to murder Jerry the mouse and eat him alive
- Randomize is bored of the game already and wants to quit
- Albert Einstein already knows he will win because he is smart and the others arenāt
- š is a snake
- Squidward hates Noob already because he is an annoying piece of shit
On Tribe Loyal:
Mr. Beast: The last person to leave this island gets to keep the island and wins one million dollars!
š: lol dude youāre not the host š
X Ć A-12: Game Status: Started 23 minutes ago
Racist: Shut the fuck up robot you ugly piece of shit
Charli DāAmelio: I aināt never seen two nice best friendsā¦ itās always one of them have to be mean
Jesus: kumbayaā¦ unity. āWe must never give each other up, never let each other downā Rick 0:42
- Mr. Beast isnāt used to being a player, he would much rather be the host
- š cant stop laughing lol š
- X Ć A-12 is a robot
- Racist cant help but to be racist
- Charli DāAmelio isnāt used to living in such poor conditions
- Jesus Christ just rickrolled you
On Tribe Stupid:
Ronald McDonald: McHey yāall! Hope we can be in a McAlliance!
Ben Shapiro: Well, theoretically we could be in a āMcAllianceā, however I believe it is too early for any alliances to be forming so I must āMcDeclineā your offer, bucko.
(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»: I WANT MY MOMMY AHHHHHHHHHHH
Chuck E. Cheese: Hey kiddo itās okay! Once youāre out of the game you can see your mommy! For now, I will take extra good care of you ;)
Winnie the Pooh: oh boy I hope they have honey in this game haha
Jerry: No I hope there is cheese! Honey is pretty good too though hmā¦
- Ronald McDonald blindly asks the whole tribe for an alliance
- Ben Shapiro talks sense into his tribemates
- (āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā» already starts throwing a tantrum
- Chuck E. Cheese is a pedophile
- Winnie the Pooh is stupid
- Jerry is stupid but not as stupid as Winnie
~~~ Immunity Challenge: Every tribe goes to tribal council today! Players will be playing for individual immunity! ~~~
Tribe Snakes: Noob from Fastings wins immunity
Tribe Loyal: Jesus Christ wins immunity
Tribe Stupid: Jerry wins immunity
~~~ Tribe Snakes (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Tom
Randomize
Albert Einstein
Squidward
š
Noob from fastings
Squidward: oh barnicles not tribal councilā¦
š: hisssssssss
Noob: hey I think the three of us should form a solid alliance. We could at least tie the vote.
Tom: ok sure
Squidward: ughhhhhh
Noob: I will try to get Albert to vote with us too!
Albert Einstein: Who are you voting for today?
š: hiss
Albert Einstein: ok hmmmmm
Squidward: I canāt stand that stupid noob but I really donāt see another option
Randomize: ok then lets stick with the plan :)
~~~ Tribal Council ~~~
Any Idols?
X
X
X
X
X
Nope
First voteā¦
š
Second voteā¦
Randomize
Third voteā¦
Randomize
Fourth voteā¦
Randomize
Fifth voteā¦
X
X
X
X
X
And the first player voted out of ESS2ā¦
X
X
X
X
X
Randomize
Vote confessionals:
Randomize: snake bad
š: hissssssssā¦ Randomize
Squidward: Randomize is actually illiterate Iām voting him
Albert Einstein: I vote for the second smartest person on this tribeā¦ Randomize
Noob: My alliance decided to vote for Randomize
Tom: I just want to make it to merge so I can kill that stupid fucking mouse Jerry. Iām voting with majority aka randomize
Randomize:
~~~ Tribe Loyal (Red Buffs)~~~
Jesus Christ
š
X Ć A-12
Racist
Mr. Beast
Charli DāAmelio
X Ć A-12: beep boop bopā¦ comp status: flopped
š: omg lol that was funny good one man š
Charli: Mr. Beast darling, your my best friend
Mr. Beast: oh hey Charli! I think we should work together because you know we are both kinda internet famous and we would work well together
Charli: renegadeā¦ renegadeā¦ *hits the woah* *dabs*
Mr. Beast: vote for [REDACTED] and I will donate 5 million dollars to my local homeless shelter
Jesus Christ: Very noble of you. I will consider, my good sir.
Racist: That guy is literally yellow can we just vote him out?
Jesus Christ: Love people for who they are.
Racist: What about that weird ass philanthropist who has been planting trees all day?
Jesus Christ: He is a good man.
Racist: What about that moody teen who is crying tears of joy over a stupid app right now?
Jesus Christ: She is a kind soul.
Racist: What about that ugly fucking robot?
Jesus Christ: Never insult or underestimate the power of robots.
Racist: lmao this calm philosopher ass white guy is annoying me honestly would you be down to vote him?
X Ć A-12: Processing requestā¦ Request deniedā¦ reason: immunity
Racist: oh yeah that rightā¦ what about [REDACTED]?
X Ć A-12: Processing requestā¦ Request considered
~~~ Tribal Council ~~~
Any idols?
X
X
X
X
X
Nah bro
First voteā¦
Charli DāAmelio
Second voteā¦
š
Third voteā¦
Charli DāAmelio
Fourth voteā¦
š
Fifth voteā¦
Charli DāAmelio
Sixth and final voteā¦
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
And the second player voted out of ESS2ā¦
X
X
X
X
X
Charli DāAmelio
Voting Confessionals:
Racist: Stupid white girl doesnāt know how to get off of her phone. I vote Charli
Charli DāAmelio: I vote for š *hits the woah*
š: I vote for Charli. She is pretty funny but she is definitelyā¦ weirdā¦ at times š
Mr. Beast: I know the vote is between Charli and š but I vote for š because Charli is the only person in this game I think I can trust at the moment.
Jesus Christ: In a world of electronics, one must learn to adapt and control thyself when around others. I vote Charli.
X Ć A-12: Loadingā¦ Loadingā¦ Vote Confirmed: Charli DāAmelio
Charli DāAmelio: I aināt never seen one pretty tribe, itās always all of them gotta be ugly. I just wanna beā¦ appreciated!
~~~ Tribe Stupid (Purple Buffs) ~~~
Jerry
Ben Shapiro
Ronald McDonald
Winnie the Pooh
Chuck E. Cheese
(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»
Ben Shapiro: Hypotheticallyā¦ if the 3 of us were to vote togetherā¦ we would only need one other person to vote with us in this round, then we are set to be the last 3 left on our tribe
Jerry: Simple enough. Maybe Ronald would vote with us?
Winnie: oh I wish! But I am scared of clowns :O
Chuck E. Cheese: hey there little boy and clown we just need one other to vote with us and we can cruise right along here!
Ronald McDonald: I can McTalk to Jerry, I think he might McVote with us.
(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»: if he doesnātā¦ I SWEAR TO GOD JERRY (āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»
Ronald McDonald: ok Jerry we are the swing voters. We can control who goes home and I think we should vote together.
Jerry: I was thinking the same thing. I think the better option would be voting for [REDACTED] honestly
Ronald: Thatās what I was McThinking too actually, I really donāt McLike him.
~~~ Tribal Council ~~~
First voteā¦
Chuck E. Cheese
Second voteā¦
Chuck E. Cheese
Third voteā¦
Winnie the Pooh
Fourth voteā¦
Winnie the Pooh
Fifth voteā¦
Chuck E. Cheese
Sixth and final vote...
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
And the third player voted out of ESS2ā¦
X
X
X
X
X
Chuck E. Cheese
Ben Shapiro: I am confortable, everything on this tribe is under my control and these idiots donāt even know it. I vote Chuck E. Cheese
Winnie the Pooh: It sucks voting someone out but I have to vote Chuck E. Cheese to stay loyal to my alliance!
Chuck E. Cheese: I have to protect (āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā» so he can get back home safely to his mother. I vote Winnie
(āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā»: I vote Winnie and if he doesnāt get voted out IāM GONNA BE PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: I think it is smartest if I stay loyal to Ben Shapiro for now since I donāt build up my reputation as a snake. I must save my snake status for when I reach merge and meet Tom. I vote my fellow mouse Chuck E. Cheese.
Ronald McDonald: I McVote Chuck E. Cheese because he is a McCreep and hella McSus.
Chuck E. Cheese: NOOOOOOOO (āÆĀ°ā”Ā°ļ¼āÆļøµ ā»āā» I WILL MISS YOU
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