Sorry for the somewhat long wait! I know all of you are eager for the next episode of Epic Survivor Season 1 so here it is :D
~~~ Tribe Snakes (Blue Buffs) ~~~
Albert Einstein
Squidward
🐍
Noob from fastings
~~~ Tribe Loyal (Red Buffs)~~~
Jesus Christ
😂
X Æ A-12
Racist
Mr. Beast
~~~ Tribe Stupid (Purple Buffs) ~~~
Jerry
Ben Shapiro
Ronald McDonald
Winnie the Pooh
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
On Tribe Snakes:
- Tom was voted out last tribal council
Squidward: OH BARNICLES!!!!!! I voted the wrong person. I bet these nimrods will vote me out next >:( 🐍 is so much more annoying than Tom ugh.
Albert Einstein: Maybe you should listen to us next time and not vote for some random irrel you dumb fuck
~~~ TRIBE SWAP INTO 2 TRIBES OF 7!!!!! ~~~
New Tribes:
~~~ Tribe Pee Pee: Red Buffs~~~
Squidward
Jesus Christ
Ben Shapiro
Jerry
X Æ A-12
🐍
Mr. Beast
~~~ Tribe Poo Poo: Blue Buffs ~~~
Albert Einstein
Racist
Winnie the Pooh
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ronald McDonald
😂
Noob from fastings
On Tribe Pee Pee:
Squidward: oh barnicles im stuck with that nasty 🐍 again…
🐍: hiss :(
Jesus Christ: kumbayah no arguing on this tribe my friends we must all unite if we want to defeat Tribe Poo Poo
Ben Shapiro: Well theoretically we do want to defeat Tribe Poo Poo in the challenge but our goals as individuals is to win the whole game, not to merely win the challenge.
Mr. Beast: This Tribe is sponsored by Honey, a free browser extention that gives you discounts for free! Download honey and I will sheep y-
X Æ A-12: Processing… checking status, Honey: negative… downloading… checking status, Honey: downloaded
Jerry: wow this tribe is so much more different than my last! Haha!
- Squidward and 🐍 still hate eachother
- Jesus Christ and Ben Shapiro try to talk sense into the tribe
- Mr. Beast promises to sheep X Æ A-12
- Jerry feels like he is on the outs
On Tribe Poo Poo:
Racist: I never fucking asked to be on a tribe with an obese yellow bear that slobbers on his arm eating honey all day good lord
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: FUCK!!!!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ronald McDonald: Mc🤡🤡🤡
😂: lmao guys chill out lol 😂
Winnie the Pooh: oh :(
Noob from Fastings: oh wow I’m so glad I made the first tribe swap… this is so awesome!
Albert Einstein: thank god all these people are dumb this swap should be a walk in the park for good ol’ Albie
- Racist and (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ hate everyone and everyting with a passion
- Ronald McDonald just wants to eat his McBig Macs in peace
- 😂 cant stop laughing 😂
- Winnie the Pooh is being bullied
- Noob and Albert think theyre the masterminds
~~~ Immunity Challenge: The tribe with the better vowel wins immunity ~~~
~~~ Tribe Pee Pee wins immunity ~~~
On Tribe Poo Poo:
Albert Einstein: look here kid you’re honestly the second smartest person on this tribe besides myself of course. What do you say we stick together for the next few days and then maybe we can turn on eachother
Noob from Fastings: Yes please!!!! F3 alliance?
Albert Einstein: no if I’m being honest I plan to turn on you and vote you out in a few days I’m just saying we should stick together for now
Noob from Fastings: okay sure
Racist: Imagine being a clown LMFAO you must have a pathetic life
Ronald McDonald: oh but I really don’t have a pathetic McLife… that’s really McMean.
Racist: shut the fuck up dumbass were voting [REDACTED]
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: Ok lol people better vote with us or else (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
😂: omg lol that’s so much honey lol can you share some with me? Lmao 😂
Winnie the Pooh: Sure silly guy! :D
😂: omg lol yay 😂
Noob: ok you guys know the plan we have majority easily bc Albert is voting with us as well. We may even be able to get one of the others to vote with us
~~~ Tribal Council: Tribe Poo Poo ~~~
Any Idols?
X
X
X
X
X
Nope
First vote…
Ronald McDonald
Second vote…
Ronald McDonald
Third vote…
Ronald McDonald
Fourth vote…
Winnie the Pooh
Fifth vote…
Winnie the Pooh
Sixth vote…
Winnie the Pooh
That’s 3 votes Ronald, 3 votes Winnie, one vote left.
Seventh and final vote…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
and the 5th person voted out of ESS2…
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
X
Ronald McDonald
Vote Confessionals:
Racist: I know the others are voting Ronny but I’m voting Winnie because I hate him more
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: I VOTE THE STUPID BEAR (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ronald McDonald: I McVote for Winnie the McPooh
Winnie the Pooh: I vote for Ronald McDonald!
😂: lol I vote for Ronald McDonald sorry 😂
Albert Einstein: I can’t wait to backstab Noob!!! But for now I vote Ronald McDonald
Noob: I will stay loyal to my alliance and vote Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald: Uh oh… Looks like I have been McVoted out…
18 – Randomize 5-1
17 – Charli D’Amelio 4-2
16 – Chuck E. Cheese 4-2
15 – Tom 3-2
14 – Ronald McDonald 4-3
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