3 Kaseyhope101, Oct 9, 2015
Derrick VS Steve - um.... Ew. Derrick because at least he was okay at the game.
Cody VS Liz - no sexism, but Liz 1000000000x. I feel like I should specify that every time it's girls VS boys.
Victoria VS Vanessa - I want to say Vic, but Vanessa. Like, Vanessa slayed in every single category while Victoria was just comically bad.
Caleb VS John - okay, neither are great. But I have to say John.
Fr*nkie VS A*stin - this is so puke... But.... Bleh. Austin :~(
Chr*stine VS Julia - Julia.
Nicole VS James - OMG. This is hard. I WANT to say James.... But... I kinda am leaning towards Nicole.
Donny VS Meg - Again... I WANT to say Meg. But... I'm leaning towards Donny.
Zach VS Becky - BECKY. 10000000000000000000000000% Zach is so trash.
Hayden VS Jackie - JACKIE. 200000000000000000000000% Hayden is meh.
Jocasta VS Shelli - Ugh. I am just gonna say Jocasta. But they both rock my world. But #TeamJesus
Amber VS Clay - Amber.
Brittany VS Jason - AGH. MY HEART. Brittany.
Devin VS Audrey - Audrey.
Paola VS Jeff - UH. PAOLA. DUH.
Joey VS Da'Vonne - Day.
Bye Jace. See you never.
0 Kaseyhope101, Jul 12, 2014
I feel she would play an interesting game.
#teamjesus
touched me in a way I didn't think was possible on a site like this. MichelleObama
#TeamJesus #butnotasyouravi
It seems like Tengaged has been very negative lately, there has been tons of fights over very dumb things and things have been getting personal and it's all just ridiculous :P
I want to lighten the mood a little bit in any way that I can, so PYN and I will tell you things that I like about you(: If I don't know you, I'll do a little bit of digging around on your profile to find out some things(:
obscurity - I've actually known you for quite a while, since sd66 and I've always thought you were hilarious. Porn in your stars speech was also amazing so props (y) I also really enjoy talking to you on the rare occasions that we've spoken, and you're a great ally in games(:
coreyants - Your new haircut is FAB and I love A Thousand Miles.. I'm listening to it now after seeing the link on your profile LOL(:
tonym101101 - Okay I could obviously go on and on about things that I like about you, but I'll try to keep it short. You are an amazing friend who I'm able to talk to about anything, you always make me laugh and you are so adorable! I love you sis (:
jacksonjoseph99 - We have been on a call a few times and have played a random.org THG together, and you're really funny :) I don't know you super well but Tony has told me a lot of good things about you so I know that you have to be a pretty great person(:
Inkread - Laura you are one of the nicest people I've ever met on this site and you're so beautiful and I still have the sign you made me! You and George are adorable and I love all the cute blogs you post about him(:
Foxox - You are absolutely gorgeous and I love your accent! I have been on a few calls with you with Conor and some of the other Aussie crowd, and you're so nice. Also I love the designs you make!
BOBROCKS333 - Wow I didn't even know you were still around :) We haven't talked for a few years, but we were both #TEAMJESUS for about two days and that was pretty hilarious. You're super funny and super cute! Also thank u for the sign pic very much http://prntscr.com/2go4e8
AlaskanFiredragon - I met you last night in a blog game and you were a great ally :) For the short time we lasted haha. You were a lot of fun to play with(:
MTman - I have only played a stars with you and for a very short time, but I actually enjoyed talking to you(: Sadly we didn't work together, but you're a great gameplayer and have amazing hair(:
coreypanda - Coreyyyy you are such an amazing person inside and out. We used to talk on call for hours on end and I would never get bored, day after day. You have played a major role in my life and I know that I will never forget you, I love you :)
tharealmike - You are such a cutie and you're so sweet! (sometimes. you're a total dumb bitch when it comes to BGC ;)) But really though you're such a sweet guy and I miss..
Nanas, please judge on a scale of 0 to 10. 0 being absolute crap, 10 being the most amazing piece of art.
1) Y'all are the Nanas.
4/20 blaze it marijuana.
On Tengaged you're all queens.
To the people under thirteen.
You're mainly white gay boys.
But you fill Tengaged with joy.
And if you're a girl.
You make Tengagers twirl [Like SexGoddx ;)]
More scanadalous than Genevere
Even though some are closeted queers (am I allowed to say that? LOL)
But it's okay if you're gay.
Cause so am I... Hay! ;)
So this gay white boy is out.
But one last thing to shout!
Jesus is a biscuit.
Let him sop you UP!
2) (To the tune of Eminem's Till I Collapse)
'Cause sometimes you just feel dull
Feel bored, and when you're bored you feel like you have to log on.
And just feel like a piece of shit, but not have motivation to not log off.
But don't be a borewhore, no matter how bad you wanna post porn on the site and perm.
'Till I get out I'm spilling these raps as you feel 'em,
'Till the day I drop, you'll never say that I'm not killin' 'em,
Cuz if I do not, then Imma stop tryin' here
And I am not hiphop and I'm just not an Asian
Subliminal thoughts when I'ma stop sending them, Alexa, Becca, Chelss hauk venom,
Adrenaline shots of penicillin cannot get Kenneth to stop.
Amoxacilin is just right for me hey
The criminal shop-stealing Nanas good feeling a maximum high for the listeners
I'm going with y'all, feel it or not, you're gonna like it like I showed you my spirit and love lives in y'all.
You hear it a lot, people that shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of cool lightin' up.
For shizzle my nizzle this is the plot. Listen up you bitches forgot *censored* does not give a fuck.
'Till I win the game, 'till the lights go out.
'Till my key comes out, can't shut my mouth.
'Till I get added - am I sane? Maybe.
I'ma rip this shit 'till I'm voted out.
'Till I win the game, 'till the lights go out.
'Till my key comes out, can't shut my mouth.
'Till I get added - am I sane? Maybe.
I'ma tear this shit 'till I'm voted out.
3) Nana's aint a piece of cake
but they sure do like cake
i'd make Alexa feed me cake
oh wouldn't that be great?
Once I made kono a stars sign
he got it up there, right
it got him a few saves
but it was just way too late
I hope I become a Nana
because I like Lady Gaga
I know I suck at rap
but who gives a dam!
4) I am not Jasmine I am *censored*
But you hoes mistake me for Miss Trina
Light-skinned hussy like Rio, Gina
Timecat does anything for love (but she won’t do Jallina)
Alexa eat the pussy she’s gonna make you queef
Bad bitch pussy wetter than the coral reef
Hot ass mess like Cory Monteith
She gorging on the pussy like it’s roast beef
The rest of the Nanas well they like cock
I mean they’re all gay so that’s no shock
I’ve got this challenge win barrel lock stock
Drag queens make them harder than a rock
Well it’s time for this rap..
Doe My Group Is On The First Page Of Groups Damn What a Day On Tengaged I Get Plusses and Metioned and now my Group is on the First Page Haha Wow I Got Jesus with Me Today #TeamJesus :)
EDIT: IT went down :(
4 GoAlexandra, Jun 25, 2012
The Cast Names & A Little Bit of Info About each one have been leaked AGAIN!!
The Cast:
Adolf- His last name isn't Hilter (they asked him)
B- Short for Bitch, was discovered inside of a federal prison for murdering a large amount of people. The producers say she may be the most cutthroat houseguest in big brother history, even going as far as saying "she'd kill to win"
Bunifa - An African American Woman who wants to let the public know what they neeeeeeed to do is respect a sistah's right to get her half-million dollas!
Elisabeth Hasselback- Co-Host on the view heard that there were Obama supporters in the Big Brother House, So she has decided to partake in Big Brother to ensure that they will support Mitt Romney in the upcoming election.
Harry- A Harry Potter Look a like and fan of Harry Potter, recruited by the producers to ease the tension with their Harry Potter loving audience, due to a controversy from "America's Sweethearts"
Joe Bob- A Redneck, he heard that there was beer in the house.
Liz - A Woman who believes that she is a lizard, she paints her skin green, and has a tounge just like a lizard! It is safe to say the houseguests of BB14 won't be having any bug problems!
Maverick- Just a Small town Joe from Alaska who's gonna win it for all his fellow Maverick's back home...and for the Russians he can see from his house!
Paul- A Sociopath with an obsession with knives, He has promised the producers that he will not kill anybody, but those that cross him may become severly ingured!
Rainbow-A Flamboyant gay man who makes sure that he wears all the colors of the rainbow everyday to make sure that none of the colors feel sad! He is living proof of the power of positivity!
Rebecca- A Fat Christian Woman who is playing for Jesus, she has prayed many nights and God told her that he would make her the greatest Big Brother player of all time! #TeamJesus
Rosie-A Latina Contestant Chosen For BB13 but when the cops had found out she was an illegal immigrant she fleed back to Mexico, but she has crossed the border yet again (illegally obviously) to play the game for realz!
Sabrina- A Normal Woman who was paied by the producers to pretend to be a Wiccan to piss of the Christian houseguests.
Tanner- A guy with a crazy foot fettish, he plans on massaging the feet of all the women in the house to please them and himself, if ya know what I mean!
This Seasons 4 Surprises Will Be The Return of the 4 most KICKASS BB Players of All Time!
Kathy (Big Brother 12) - One of the fiercest Competitors Big Brother has ever seen is back once again to defend her honor!
Keith (Big Brother 13) - Keith's master strategy last season managed to carry him to the final 13 of Big Brother 13, but left the house before he was able to offer Porsche his hand in holy matrimony! Keith has already dominated this game, and is here for love this time!
Kristen (Big Brother 12) + A Lifevest..
Your teams are nothing compared to
#TeamJesus
http://www.tengaged.com/fraternity/the-tengaged-church
