Nanas, please judge on a scale of 0 to 10. 0 being absolute crap, 10 being the most amazing piece of art.
1) Y'all are the Nanas.
4/20 blaze it marijuana.
On Tengaged you're all queens.
To the people under thirteen.
You're mainly white gay boys.
But you fill Tengaged with joy.
And if you're a girl.
You make Tengagers twirl [Like SexGoddx ;)]
More scanadalous than Genevere
Even though some are closeted queers (am I allowed to say that? LOL)
But it's okay if you're gay.
Cause so am I... Hay! ;)
So this gay white boy is out.
But one last thing to shout!
Jesus is a biscuit.
Let him sop you UP!
2) (To the tune of Eminem's Till I Collapse)
'Cause sometimes you just feel dull
Feel bored, and when you're bored you feel like you have to log on.
And just feel like a piece of shit, but not have motivation to not log off.
But don't be a borewhore, no matter how bad you wanna post porn on the site and perm.
'Till I get out I'm spilling these raps as you feel 'em,
'Till the day I drop, you'll never say that I'm not killin' 'em,
Cuz if I do not, then Imma stop tryin' here
And I am not hiphop and I'm just not an Asian
Subliminal thoughts when I'ma stop sending them, Alexa, Becca, Chelss hauk venom,
Adrenaline shots of penicillin cannot get Kenneth to stop.
Amoxacilin is just right for me hey
The criminal shop-stealing Nanas good feeling a maximum high for the listeners
I'm going with y'all, feel it or not, you're gonna like it like I showed you my spirit and love lives in y'all.
You hear it a lot, people that shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of cool lightin' up.
For shizzle my nizzle this is the plot. Listen up you bitches forgot *censored* does not give a fuck.
'Till I win the game, 'till the lights go out.
'Till my key comes out, can't shut my mouth.
'Till I get added - am I sane? Maybe.
I'ma rip this shit 'till I'm voted out.
'Till I win the game, 'till the lights go out.
'Till my key comes out, can't shut my mouth.
'Till I get added - am I sane? Maybe.
I'ma tear this shit 'till I'm voted out.
3) Nana's aint a piece of cake
but they sure do like cake
i'd make Alexa feed me cake
oh wouldn't that be great?
Once I made kono a stars sign
he got it up there, right
it got him a few saves
but it was just way too late
I hope I become a Nana
because I like Lady Gaga
I know I suck at rap
but who gives a dam!
4) I am not Jasmine I am *censored*
But you hoes mistake me for Miss Trina
Light-skinned hussy like Rio, Gina
Timecat does anything for love (but she won’t do Jallina)
Alexa eat the pussy she’s gonna make you queef
Bad bitch pussy wetter than the coral reef
Hot ass mess like Cory Monteith
She gorging on the pussy like it’s roast beef
The rest of the Nanas well they like cock
I mean they’re all gay so that’s no shock
I’ve got this challenge win barrel lock stock
Drag queens make them harder than a rock
Well it’s time for this rap to end
If you got beef with me, let’s make amends
I’m a straight shooter ain’t got no bends
Straight to the top with my gay Nana friends
5) (To the tune of Thrift Shop)
What what, what, what
What what, what, what
Bada, badada, badada da
I'm gonna be a Nana, only got 9 more hoes to get through
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for my trophy
This is fucking awesome
Log into the site like what up, I got a group game
I'm so pumped to see they called out my name
Wanna be a Nana, they're so damn classy
Look at other groups, thinkin, "damn they're trashy"
Nana's gotta pick me, all the others take a seat
Gotta show you how a winner really gets bossy
Draped in a leopard mink, Olympia standin' next to me
Probably shoulda took a shower, she smells like R. Kelly's skeet
(Cuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm)
Seal? That bitch costs 99 cents (Hooker)
Caitlynn, Hippydude, never even heard of you
Irrelevant as hell and that's the most that I can say, it's true
Kitty. Emolga?
I had to google that shit
Turns out it's a rat so the resemblance there kinda fits
I'ma take the Nana title, I'ma take the Nana title
No for real, Tony. Quit the game and save us the time (thank you)
I'm not gonna waste much breath on Insanity,
he's so messed up, that bitch could use some clarityyyyyy
They picked MichelleObama? Fuck MichelleObama
I'd rather be a Nana with Hitler or Osama
Hello, Hello, Darktyphoon, the man Ian
This ain't sex, the bottom ain't where you should keep bein'
If you wanna win you gotta show your personality
Keep it 100, be a true bitch, like me
I'm gonna be a Nana, only got 9 more hoes to get through
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for my trophy
This is fucking awesome
What you know about Kenneth, the one they call Kono?
That dude's voice is just like him, oh so mellow
I'm diggin, I'm diggin, Brandon, Sagar, Jasper, Nate
Reppin for the gays, man, they make us look so great
Alexa and her 12 accounts
Gaston, that fugly bitch should bounce
Mike, James, Jacob, Blake, Benry, Nick
You're looking for a guy like these so I'm the one that you should pick
Patrick 319, though, you look like a despy ho ;) ;) (XDDDDDDDDD)
Just kidding, Just kidding I'm not kingmac.
You're not 12 and I'm not black
All the others, I don't know you yet
But I'm hopin there's a chance I'll get
To be a part of Nana swag
Show me some love, I'll be your #1 ~CENSORED~ :O
I'm gonna be a Nana, only got 9 more hoes to get through
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for my trophy
This is fucking awesome
You wanna pick the best
Say goodbye to the rest
Pick *censored*, I've got big breasts
Double D's, yeah, I've been blessed
No really, pick me though
I am incredible
I'm saying gg, yo
All the others gotta go
I'm gonna be a Nana, only got 9 more hoes to get through
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for my trophy
This is fucking awesome
6) everyone knows we are the no. 1 crew
thats right plastics we're better than you
go home monsters you slimy little nasties
you're lead by a bitch with a minge like a pasty
she's hotter than the sun and she's such a goddess
she'll give a helping hand if you're ever in distress
but if you backstab or ruin that merge streak of teddy's
it'll be nightmare on elm street and she'll be playing freddy
brandonators screenies are the best me thinks
he's as funny as latrice and classier than jinkx
he's always there to make you smile
got so much swag, elegance and style
He's the sexiest dude is all 50 states
he's hot like queen courtney yates
he got more guts than a deep sea diver
and thats why IloveSleep's my number 1 survivor
so sharp tounged and down to earth
an insult from thegoodman feels like giving birth
but as long as you keep on his good side
he'll be super super nice and bona fide
hey by the way have you met viola?
that gurl is sweeter than coca cola
she works at mcdonalds and her heart is supersize
but bitch dont forget my pepsi, big mac and fries
I friggin heart lemonface
she's the baddest bitch in the human race
did you know she had a masters degree in fierce?
and shes got a snazzy beard like charles peirce
overall i just LOVE the nanas
i bet those skype chats are crazy bananas
im sure you all want me to shut up no doubt
so now its time to go, love ya and peace out ☮ ✌
7) Taste God basic hoes cause the Nanas are in town
Cleansing all of you with holy water so much it make you drown
Some of them may be black and others really gay
But they all team jesus and they always sure to pray
Though they are not perfect and they often sin
Like hen a finger of Alexa in Jallina's clit goes in
Some have bad opinions that should make them go to hell
But God saved Brandonator even though he hate Shannel
Screw 420 Screw your swag screw the selfies on your phone
When the Nanas go to heaven you'll wish that you had known
How amazing was their message of the father up above
Being #teamjesus like the Nanas how to really be thug
*loud repetitive fast drum that inidcates time for twerking*
TASTE GOD (X64)
LATE SUBMISSIONS (you can factor this into your score):
8) You see, to the world she was a freak, but to me she was venom
Sucked me sour between the sheets, guess that’s why they call her Lemon.
Viola’s a douche, that little nerd Sliced me in Stars
So I orchestrated some revenge and beat him up with a guitar.
They call me The Good Man, cause I’m a fucking MAN and then some
I’m not gay, but my little treat still makes my dawg Survivor8 come.
Chelss is in love with me, and she wants me to Holder tight
Little does she know she’s my side bitch, I’m fucking BunnyCat all night.
Make my competitors clutch their Teddybears cause they’re afraid of me
I’ll throw stones and boulders at them with the help of BobRocks333.
I’m a computer nerd with Sass stealing all your bandwidths
Put Swiss cheese between those sacred buns, call it a HolySandwich.
A beast with these rhymes, you could say I'm Phenomanimal
Eating up these pussies like a carpet-munching cannibal.
I’m coming to an end like that TV show about Meth
Showing the Nanas what it’s like to be Graced by the presence of the best.
"Users mentioned in order, to spot up any confusion with the puns I was making lol…
Lemonface, Viola, Slice, TheGoodMan, Survivor8, Chelss, Holder, BunnyCat, TeddyBear, BobRocks333, Sass21, HollySandwich, Phenomanimal, Meth, Grace5.
And then obviously the puns!! If you’re having trouble understanding any of the lines, hit me up LOL they all have deeper meanings/jokes/puns that may not be obvious.
AND OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT BEING SERIOUS because some people have a knack or taking me seriously when I'm not 100% of the time."
9) Nana's in the building.
Who else really trys to fuck with Mike, Survivor8?
I'm with Kenny Konohvillage.
Blog with lemonface bro, on the blogs page doe
and I'll stir up controversy that you probably would love
with that dumb slut kob3sm1th, he'd probably never know.
My real alliance will never hear it from me
Fake bitches write the wrong answers on the mirror for me
Thats why I pick and choose, I dont get shit confused
I got a small circle, in which I love the people
We walk the same path but have on different shoes
live in the same buildings, but we got different views
That's why I'd mesh together, with the nana crew.
