You can't get rid of Matisse.
If you're a really clever one
And you know what it is to see,
Then you can make friends with a special one,
A friend of you and me.
Her name is Mrs #Matisse
jussy007 is a #Matisse sheep
1) rigs games for friends
2) uses words like "stalker" and "obsessed"
3) negs all of someones active blogs
4) filters the user after they call him out
The Final 3:
Niggerita qweenaaryn
Cuntess queenisha
Odiosa EyooMarcus
The eliminated queens RU-nite
4th: Diva Cup mahogany
5th: Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
6th: Trish Styx sarada
7th: Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
8th: Sturmi Loo ribbons
9th: Petty Deville sanebrock
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Miss Congeniality goes to: FIONA!
The winner of RuPauls Drag Race is
*drumroll*
Odiosa!
Condragulations
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
13. Diva Cup mahogany
Eliminated
5th: Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
6th: Trish Styx sarada
7th: Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
8th: Sturmi Loo ribbons
9th: Petty Deville sanebrock
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Main-Challenge: The queens will do a interview with RuPaul on “What’s The T?” and Hey Queen On Wow Presents YouTube channel. They will also sing/rap their own verse for a rap song.
Runway: Best Drag
LSFYL: Call Me Mother by RuPaul
Sashay: Diva Cup
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
Who are you supporting?
Are you
#TeamNiggerita qweenaaryn
#Cuntness queenisha
#TeamOdiosa EyooMarcus
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
3. Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
13. Diva Cup mahogany
Eliminated
6th: Trish Styx sarada
7th: Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
8th: Sturmi Loo ribbons
9th: Petty Deville sanebrock
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Mini-Challenge: The Puppet Challenge
Mini-Challenge Winner: Cuntess
Main Challenge: The Lana Del Rey Ball. The queens will make look based off the titles off famous Lana Del Rey songs. Those songs: High By The Beach, Diet Mountain Dew and Video Games.
Guest Judge: Lana Del Rey
Results:
Winner: Odiosa (her Diet Mountain Dew cocktail dress stoled the show. And the judges loved her ensemble.
HIGH: Cuntess (the Judges liked her progress from her last sewing challenge and her evening gown made out of weed shocked everyone)
SAFE: Niggerita (she impressed the Judges with her ensemble$
BTM2: Diva and Layla (Judges where underwhelmed with her collection)
LSFYL: Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey
Shantay: Diva (she upsets Layla with a double jump splits)
Sashay: Layla in a shocking Katya like Elimination
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
3. Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
10. Trish Styx sarada
13. Diva Cup mahogany
Eliminated
7th: Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
8th: Sturmi Loo ribbons
9th: Petty Deville sanebrock
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Mini-Challenge: Play 3 Truths and 1 Lie with The Pit Crew
Mini-Challenge Winner: Diva Cup
Main-Challenge: The queens will shoot an Advertisement and pose for their own brand of Shampoo. Michelle Visage and Ross Matthews help direct.
Guest Judge: Heidi Klum and Clay Aiken
*Queens shoot their commercial/photo shoot*
Runway: Purple Extravaganza
Top 3: Diva, Niggerita and Layla
BTM 3: Cuntess, Trish and Odiosa
Winner: Diva Cup for funny Shampoo concept of a poop Shampoo and bringing the House with her purple jumpsuit
BTM2: Odiosa for a basic Shampoo ad and Trish for her lack of creativity and sub-par Runway.
LSFYL: Hair by Lady GaGa
Shantay: Odiosa for giving another powerful lip-Sync
Sashay: Trish
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
3. Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
6. Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
10. Trish Styx sarada
13. Diva Cup mahogany
Eliminated
8th: Sturmi Loo ribbons
9th: Petty Deville sanebrock
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Mini-Challenge: The Reading Challenge
Mini-Challenge Winner: Fiona
Main-Challenge: The queens will be roasting Judge Ross Matthews as well as the her queens and Judges. As the winner of the mini challenge, Fiona chose the order.
1: Layla
2: Cuntness
3: Trish
4: Fiona
5: Niggerita
6: Diva
7: Odiosa
Guest Judges: Kathy Griffin
*queens perform their routines*
Results
Safe: Diva Cup
Top 3: Niggerita, Trish and Odiosa
BTM 3: Layla, Cuntess and Fiona
Winner: her racy comedy resonated with Judges.
BTM2: Layla and Fiona who Judges felt that they’re comedy was not funny at all.
LSFYL: Die Young (Kesha)
Shantay: Layla
Sashay: Fiona
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
Cast
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
3. Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
6. Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
10. Trish Styx sarada
11. Sturmi Loo ribbons
13. Diva Cup mahogany
Eliminated
9th: Petty Deville sanebrock
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Mini-Challenge: The queens have to locate countries on a map.
Mini-Challenge Winner: Sturmi
Main Challenge: A bunch of poor Indian women walk Into the Work room. For the challenge, the queens must makeover these women into Bollywood royalty. As the winner of the mini-challenge, Sturmi paired each queen with a woman.
Guest Judges: Frieda Pinto and Padma Lakshmi
Based on the critiques of the queens outfits and makeovers the following are Safe
Niggerita and Diva Cup
Top 3: Layla, Odiosa and Trish
BTM 3: Fiona, Cuntess and Sturmi
Winner: Layla, the Judges were blown away by her transformation and outfit.
BTM2: Cuntess, her outfit looked cheap and Sturmi who didn’t see any improvement of her woman.
LSFYL: Jai Ho! (Pussycat Dolls)
Shantay: Cuntess (she knew the words really well and danced and twirled)
Sashay: Sturmi
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
Cast
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
3. Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
4. Petty Deville sanebrock
6. Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
10. Trish Styx sarada
11. Sturmi Loo ribbons
13. Diva Cup mahogany
Eliminated
10th: 1st Class DevinB
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Main-Challenge: SNATCH GAME
The following queens chose their celebrity to impersonate
Niggerita: Ariana Grande
Layla: Amanda Bynes
Petty: Ashley Tisdale (as Sharpay Evans)
Fiona: Queen Latifah
Cuntness: Kris Jenner
Odiosa: Barbra Streisand
Trish: Eva Longoria
Sturmi: P!nk
Diva: Ellen DeGeneres
Contestants/Guest Judges: Katya and Trixie Mattel
*queens perform their hilarious Snatch game performances*
Runway: 90s Night
Results:
Queens who are safe: Cuntess, Trish and Layla
Top 3: Diva, Fiona and Sturmi
BTM 3: Odiosa, Petty and Niggerita
Winner: Sturmi who the Judges lived for her P!nk impersonation and her amage to Left-Eye from TLC.
BTM2: Odiosa who the Judges were disappointed by her Snatch game and Petty for similar reasons.
LSFYL: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
Shantay: Odiosa who showed a desire to stay with her powerful lip-Sync.
Sashay: Petty
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
Cast:
1. Niggerita qweenaaryn
3. Layla Indie-Fire girllover101
4. Petty Deville sanebrock
6. Fiona Abigail Gingerstorm weetmaster
7. Cuntess queenisha
8. Odiosa EyooMarcus
10. Trish Styx sarada
11. Sturmi Loo ribbons
12. 1st Class DevinB
Eliminated
11th: Cranma Berry Zuelke
12th: Barrita Kinder rodrigueseve
13th: ElectraCute #matisse
Mini-Challenge: Name That RuPaul Song. First 3 to answer correctly win.
Mini-Challenge Winners: 1st Class, Petty and Sturmi
For the main challenge, the queens will form Girl groups and perform their debut single.
The winners of the mini-challenge pick their group
1st Class: Diva and Trish
Petty: Layla and Odiosa
Sturmi: Niggerita and Cuntess
Fiona was not selected but chose any group she wanted, she chose Petty’s group.
*queens perform live in front of a crowd of music lovers*
Runway: Decked out in Denim
Guest Judges: Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland
Results: Petty’s team wins the challenge. Layla is the overall winner of the challenge.
BTM3: 1st Class, Diva and Trish for having the worst performance.
BTM2: 1st Class for failing as team captain and messing up the words and Diva for giving a lackluster performance.
LSFYL: Survivor by Destiny’s Child
Shantay: Diva for giving high energy and dancing flawlessly
Sashay: 1st Class
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fKMx1Sc1OlxuNpauWNYnQwRJDHjiFlJ7yKLYg5BCEM
