6 ricktworick1, Dec 9, 2014
Another review of a single that cannot be properly listened to.
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
Number 6 goes to...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNZCleezIE
Scarlett Santana - Attention
Sent in TSC 116 by #Katey, placed 25th with 8 points.
My spelling software does not list "unlistenability" as a word, but that's a perfect phrase to describe this song briefly.
What really grants me with the majority of new pop artists is that they cannot really identify themselves with anything creative nowadays. Everything needs to have references to previous pop songs. I am fine with any copycats, if they MRRS (Meet Rick's Required Standards), but I feel like this pile of shit would not even meet the required standards of an average pop music listener. Beginning of this is a hot mess (which sounds like coughs of someone after suffering from explosive diarrhea), and instead of giving us any hope of saving the tune, the artist (and producers) decide to continue on with this unlistenable, one-dimensional coughing, with some addition of another robot-wanking vocals. If I were to be honest, drinking my own piss would be more pleasant than listening to this on repeat.
Thankfully, it didn't really get too much "attention", as it scored a mere 8 points (and a last place) in its TSC.
If you think this review is harsh, then wait for the next 5 songs. Trust me, this isn't the very worst of the dark side of this contest.
Tags:
TolisKalkas
FlameonX
Samhuss
Js21
Montenegro
Aquamarine
IanFitz0012
PrincessTeePee
Catch_a_falling_star
Fritzyyyyy
Talian
Smi9127
Cheznahuf
Jubbzy
Lyshan
Katey
Insanity
krrais
Kimmal8
bibbles
AlphaBravo
BlueStar
Andalarew_2231
ryan5676
mack3199
monrooster
Lisasak
tbbars
11 ricktworick1, Nov 30, 2014
We are getting close to the biggest messes!
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olBiCeCR3YE
Major - Love Me Boy
Sent by #Katey in TSC115, placed 21st with 21 points (haha so funny)
Oh god at the plastic surgery enhanced lips. That's one of many things that bothers me in this shitpile.
I don't consider being as whiny as possible as a style of singing, cause that is not singing at all. This is basically your voice travelling into the autotuner, making you sound like a masturbating robot. Even worse, not only does the song sound generic as hell, the generic background music doesn't really go well with their annoying "vocals".
The music video itself is even more disturbing than the song. The oversexualisation of the object that I'd call "Air-filled (man)nequin" is so wrong that I just go past the parts which show some white liquid being spread over out of nowhere, as if it wasn't creepy enough to have two women who can't sing without the use of technology. Jesus fucking christ, what is this mess.
Tags:
TolisKalkas
FlameonX
Samhuss
Js21
Montenegro
Aquamarine
IanFitz0012
PrincessTeePee
Catch_a_falling_star
Fritzyyyyy
Talian
Smi9127
Cheznahuf
Jubbzy
Lyshan
Katey
Insanity
krrais
Kimmal8
bibbles
AlphaBravo
BlueStar
Andalarew_2231
ryan5676
mack3199
monrooster
Lisasak
tbbars
6 ricktworick1, Nov 15, 2014
Note: This is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of. Strictly my own thoughts.
I've started my journey in TSC in 2011, with TSC 60 being the first contest I appeared in (as a jury member).
I am so dedicated to TSC that I've decided to torture myself into reminding back to the songs from Tengaged Song Contest, that NEVER EVER should have been submitted. I subjected myself to listening to 43 terrible songs that came to my mind, and whilst only 15 will make the cut for the title of the worst TSC song (in Rick's opinion), there will also be honorable mentions on that matter (which will include another 10 disasters).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BzOBxQjSLM
Brianna Perry - Marilyn Monroe
Sent by #Katey in TSC73, placed 25th with 25 points.
Oh god, that start. It was so good until the trumpet/sax/whatever started farting. The majority of background music are long ass fart sounds. Do I need to say more?
Oh yes. While I like her jamaican-dancehall alike voice, it really doesn't SUIT THIS SONG AT ALL. Especially when the farting sounds are dominatory in this case, it's kind of easy to realise one thing about this song: it's a freaking mess.
Another thing is the structure revolves around one thing only. The same music happens for 3:39 mins of it, so it's not really particularly original or interesting.
Tags:
TolisKalkas
FlameonX
Samhuss
Js21
Montenegro
Aquamarine
IanFitz0012
PrincessTeePee
Catch_a_falling_star
Fritzyyyyy
Talian
Smi9127
Cheznahuf
Jubbzy
Lyshan
Katey
Insanity
krrais
Kimmal8
pikachu142
bibbles
AlphaBravo
BlueStar
Andalarew_2231
ryan5676
mack3199
monrooster
Lisasak
tbbars
