The NPC teacher's pet happily dismisses Finley's claim and pulls out the final envelope.
"Well... It all comes down to this. Jordan Crawford versus Elijah Rothschild. One of these managed to rack up 41.2% of the votes... While the other one racked up 41%."

*Finley shrugs in suspense*

Finley: Even less than 1% who knew!

Well... damn)

*Jordan takes a deep breath and closes her eyes*
^God, if you're real, you'd strike lightning upon Elijah this instant.^

*Natalie is still sobbing in her car*

Elijah is struck by lightning by mete coincidence as Lindsay throws him to the ground. Nevertheless, he dismisses this and keeps going as normal like a real chump! He swings at Lindsay and punches her in the face.
"Mind your own fucking business, you stupid cheerleader!!!!"
He furrows his brows and grabs Fern by her hair.
"I should've never let you in on my plan, you useless old hag."
He just fucking SLITS Fern's throat and throws her off the glass window :(((((((((

(mere coincidence**)

*Lindsay screams*

Lindsay: NO!!!!

*Lucy senses God striking someone with lightning*

"Hallelujah"

*Passes Lindsays house and sees Fern go out of the window*

Oh god

*Finley flares at Christian because they have drama now*

*glares

*Christian smiles in brainwashed dumb bitch*

*Lindsay looks at Elijah*

Lindsay: You are a fuckin monster

The NPC pulls out the envelope and announces the results.
"...The winner, and therefore, the NEW Student Council president IS..."
Drum-roll intensifies...!!!!

"Elijah Rothschild!!!"
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"NOT!!! Jordan Crawford, you're a winner BABY!!!"