Noah (Jury Vote)
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U have to open the mail to see it CHA CHA CHA HA HA HA
In all honesty, this is the only choice that makes sense. Gonzalo and Eli would be literally terrible winners, and are even still doing stupid shit (Apparently they trashed me in the jury chat), and despite already voting for Dana, Dana made the right move in sending those to me. Either way, Gonzalo just played horribly throughout, and Eli was the first boot, was annoying on EOE, and didn't do jack shit. Dana, I never thought I'd say this in my engaged career. But you are worthy of the title of sole survivor, worthy of the final jury vote I will EVER cast. And I hope to god you didn't trash me in confessionals all season, but even if you did, you deserve this. Congratulations mi amigo.